BC

That's how he makes money bc it's just him, a few other grifters, a ton of bots, and a ton of ads

Couldn’t agree more. Those who have swung calls weekly/monthly/leaps these past 9 weeks have made BANK !!! same with Silver & Quant Stocks. I’m jealous bc i watched the entire rally and seen contracts run from .05 - 3.00+ more times than i can count. $GLD is hard to time on the daily, i usually get fucked on 0-2DTE’s but swinging biweekly/monthly calls has worked tremendously since Gold broke out of this last Bull flag.

Probably bc only broke mfs don’t do double chicken

“Just bc it’s on sale doesn’t mean you buy it” -a smart man, probably

Yea im just wondering bc everyone in my circle uses PrizePicks. Idk to lean towards calls or puts for DKNG this upcoming week. Sure there’s a gambling epidemic, but there’s also strong competition.

If they win, can Washington cede from the union and become part of BC? We identify as Canadian-lite.

Damn next is going to be the federated states of Micronesia bc we need to freedomize them

Nah the CEO left bc he knew CMG was fuk, and he took cash upfront to try at starbuk which was already fuck too... The CEO is very smart, the rest really dumb to trust him

Same same. You get used to it. More people joking the poor party with all these layoffs. So things looking up bc misery likes company

No, you did it bc you were scared and easily manipulated. And we all know.

Bc my pimp friend told me to

DASH puts bc in ghey

Imagine recklessly blowing all of your AMZN gains today, bc you thought you were invincible

Bc the velocity of the run up is correlated to the magnitude of the adjustment

CNBCs "chartmaster" bum Carter had Amazon a sell heading into earnings bc the setup was apparently horrible. You just knew it was going to absolutely rip lmao

RDDT’s dropping bc I applied for a job here last week and still haven’t heard back. Chapter 11 this bitch!

Because ads aren’t effective or bc you have no money?

Still ended green bc of Amazon :)

Welcome back SPY, hope you had a good nap bc it’s time to run tomorrow 🚀🚀

Bc people dont know whether to pump or hold

Jesus fucking Christ never fails. The second I buy shit starts tanking. My fault the market collapsed, sorry boys. Should sell now bc I’m balls deep and continuing to hold. This is the big, long, deep correction that’s been years overdue

Microsoft and meta everything up honestly. Its hard to buy any calls with any company now bc of them.

META calls bc idk

Guys he’s probably still asleep bc of the time difference! Tweets coming soon!

oh my god spy is back to prices not seen since 2PM yesterday! and 11am the day before!?!?!?! OMG IT IS OVER SELL EVERYTHING the bull market is done bc spy is down .29% after rallying 3% in a week!

I think shutdown ending is the impetus for this bull run to continue. Powell basically said yesterday there will be no rate cut unless they can get more data but they can't bc of shutdown.

Debating full port meta shares bc that bitch will bounce back

no? a lot of adult women I know opened a roblox account bc of DTI and they still play it. same with my 10 years old cousins xD they are obsessed with it.

Maybe bc two of it bigger holding meta and Microsoft ae down astronomically

Meta today is proof of how fricking dumb the whole thing is- they crush earnings but tank bc of some tax as if they missed earnings by a mile. The jack offs keep making it go up and down as low as 680 before its right back up above 702 by 9:00pm. It makes you not trust idiots.

thats bc they have the cards

if ur closing positions bc you've reached $X or Y% PNL you are larping

wdym those guys make half a bil every quarter, profit margins are at 90% bc these is all just text and corny memes they even remove the emojis to save cost. bullish!

Except ADP just showed 60k jobs created net in the last 4 weeks. Dumbass. Lending is soaring. Corporate bond issuance keeps smashing records. You believe in nonsense bc sample of one "friend" is whining.

I bought googl calls for er bc it's about the only mag 7 product/services that I use 😂 Switched to galaxy android/Chromebook from apple/MSFT. Don't drive a tsla (Lexus, maybe thinking a rivian next), don't use fb/ig/WhatsApp, don't shop amzn. Tbh, I can't stand these big tech cos, they're fuckin evil...

Meta and msft getting absolutely housed and QQQ basically flat bc of Goog? Gtf outta here

You buy puts bc u r ghey. I buy puts to protect my calls.

looks like nvidia is gonna drag down the entire market just bc it's going sideways.

It’s bc I’m holding calls

If “priced in” is a myth then explain 2015 when the fed decided to hike rates for the first time in almost 10years and stocks rose bc people expected it. When markets expect a change it often does move opposite

Sorry just full sent 0dte puts bc of this

Bet we open above 205 bc people are gonna fomo into this meeting

Can’t wait for crash so I can go back to being bol. Being ber is depressing. Even when you win, you lose bc you’re betting on failure.

im not pissed bc i lose money…im pissed bc the gains i missed

worst nightmare realized. down 38k in three days bc of these gap ups

Wow. I bought Nokia during the whole game store run up bc I missed the train on that and AMC thinking I got the next one. Been bagholding since 2021. This is my time lol

Sofi is down bc they dont offer multiple savings accounts. How am i supposed to keep track of all my child support payments

Something about this BYND hype train really grinds my regarded gears. Maybe it’s bc every comment is talkin ab it

We know the mafia used to run Vegas but who’s to say it’s not still a thing. CZR is reporting earnings today and we can see their only lifeline is online sports betting bc their debt is insane