BILL

Orders lobster and skips the bill on live

😂 why did you not hear? they got a 30 bill dollar deal from $meta

Why is biznews blitzing on this last 30min? *"2025 we were getting 3K tax refunds. but with all the events and, refund checks and gov't big bill, we'll find people getting* ***4K*** *tax refunds in 2026"* what's a refund?

Why the f did u go to that island bill

🍑was catching not pitching according to early reviews of his secks video with bubba bill

You saw what Bill did and you went bullish on MSFT???

The low income and middle income will get a relief for high gas prices from tax returns despite the fact they’re spending 8% of their income on gas despite the fact of the big beautiful bill so no tax refunds, so bullish!

"BILL SOFT WAS NOT ON THAT ISLAND" -🥭

Cripto bill announcement today, corn breaks ceiling 🦖

IRS finalized one big beautiful bill and if you're in the hospitality industry behind a Wendy's dumpster, your taxes are exempt if you receive any tips. 

I work mainly with msft products and I wouldn't invest into this garbage company even if Bill Gates held me at gunpoint

Ok bill hwang

Microsoft investors, you know what Bill did right?

*Bill Gates and I gonna have to find a Wendy's dumpster soon. My retirement is fukt.*

Long Bill Gates, Short Elon. Epstein neutral portfolio.

i’m just gonna say it if you have a Bill Hwang pfp, you don’t actually trade

FUCK YOU MICROSOFT YOU FUCKING SACK OF LIMP DICK DIP SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK BILL GATES FUCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY

Bill in Arkansas told me SPY would crash today

Hey kiddos Nettin Yahoo was PM during Bill Clinton's presidency..... just let that sink in

Got a $5k vet bill. Losing money even as cash gang rn

“Trump releases everyone must die including the stock market, but especially spy. PS I’m nuking the shit out of everything bill” Spy +2.5%

I have more money right now than i ever have, by a lot. Despite the increase in cost of everything. I did this by becoming profitable trading, maintaining a decent job, and not paying any bills. I realized some time ago that theres no reason to pay the bills. Havent paid rent in over a year nor the water bill, car payment, none of it. All my money is cash and im strapped so good luck getting any of it

How has she not been sued like Bill hwang

You can pay the power bill in THIS economy? Rich guy right there!

Good luck. In five years LV will be just as expensive, you’ll have to buy water from California at a premium, it’ll be 150 degrees in the summer, your electric bill will be astronomical, and your home will be uninsurable

so i live in CA. i have 1m in capital gains. if i quit my job now and move to vegas, the tax bill next year on those gains will buy me a porsche 911. CA a state where they tax everything and have nothing to show for it but 800 hospice millionaires

Put the Pakistani guy on the dollar bill right now

Never thought id be an oil guy, but pass me the bill. Its on me tonight boys

MSFT always red. Bill Gates must be poor by now

#Bill Spacman on Twitter is like a slightly less unhinged version of 🍊 but equally annoying

Bill , Jim and Mongo had a tollbooth is the desert too

Look here guys I need SPY and VOO to make some consistent gains or else I won't be able to afford my dick pills and my light bill when I get old. Thank you for your attention to this matter

In today's world, "ceasefire" means the stock market goes up. That's it's only meaning lol. Example: "How's the port, Bill?" "MSFT needs a ceasefire."

We need a business boom in america. First why not legalize weed. Do yall realize tha american weed is the most expensive weed sold in luxury weed shops, and back alleys, globally? We could legalize the market and make it where anyone can grow it, and take it to a auction house like a cattle auction, have it graded on the spot and either sell it to the auction house for market value or whatever, or get a tax bill and be responsible for distribution and all that entails yourself. Only a feeble minded individual cant see what a mthr fkng play it would be.

Anyone know DoD funding bill is voted on?

What Iran got: sanctions removed, 60 bill a year, and an estimated 200bil for damages What u.s. got: reopen strait of hormuz

I sold 275 shares of MSFT after hours at 372 (bought at 370 last week) because I needed liquidity for a 40k tax bill. 30 min later, MSFT moons. Sometimes timing is comedically hilarious

I’d love to see the PK governments international call phone bill. Must be through the roof with all this diplomacy

I repeat there is no new public news past the Pakistan request for a pause Bloomberg is talking to Bill Belichick right now. CNN has nothing. Nor does CNBC. WTI gapped down at 6 pm open and the algos went ham on the buy button. I'm not a financial advisor but if everyone is looking around wondering why stocks just shot up out of the blue and nobody knows why, it's probably a time to sell high.

Monster property tax bill coming due next week for the shittiest public schools, meanwhile the port is still down YTD. Shittiest time for a large withdrawal. Fuck man, just scrap the schools, they’re ass. Give the scoundrels an iPad with an AI tutor app instead, that’s an improvement

Sorry Fed boys!!! That 5 Bill cash injection wasnt enough to get retards to fomo in! This market is RATSHIT! Im gunna need to see a 100B scam pump before I fomo in.

Some of you already sent your tax bill to the IRS and it shows.

This feels like Bill Hicks' lines "Here's Tom with the weather" 

My puts hope not, but he's fucked me better than Bill Clinton the past week

Colonies? We conquer, educate and free countries. I defy you to point to one country that we have defeated and now control? Even Venezuela doesn't fit that bill. Just more linguistic garbage

They are seriously debating war crimes on Bloomberg. Fuck me Was Khamenei charged and convicted for war crimes? The UN is worthless. It has zero influence anywhere and the US is still paying most of the bill. If I could short the UN and/or NATO, I would

Both OpenAI and Anthropic are torching cash at an insane pace and the endgame is handing that bill to IPO retail investors. Retail will line up thinking they’re buying the future, then realize they just paid peak prices to fund losses while insiders already got paid. Classic bagholder speedrun

Pretty sure the bill they mail just says "all of your money"

Have you heard of Bill Hwang? That is basically his strat I think. It works until it doesn't.