BILL

Okay, Bill G

Just had the coldest month we’ve had in awhile last month my bill for a 3 bd 3 bth townhouse was fuckin $615, month before was $320

It’s ok, the regards here will cover the repair bill Monday

“Only Bill Clinton can kiss me”

HE STILL HAS NEVER DENIED SUCKIN BILL

holy shit the supreme court actually ruled on tariffs and correctly?! looking forward to footing the bill for all these companies suing to 'get their money back' after they already passed it to consumers.

Do you guys think the MSFT hate has something to do with Bill Gates Epstein shit? I mean it should not, but might this the sole reason? I have no idea why else this is tanking so bad...

Yes, staring at us creepily like Bill Wilkins.

will people boycott Microsoft because of Bill Gates?

Not the first time Bill Gates has been embarrassed this year, lol

Bill Gates funding the Oxford–AstraZeneca covid vaccine was really him just trying to slip us some antibiotics to prevent alien stds

That would explain where Bill Barr's dad got his idea for his book Space Relations.

Imagine the debt incurred by Indiana taxpayers if the Bears move to Indiana and they get to foot the bill for a stadium. Go ask Tennessee and KC residents if they realize how much they will be paying... Any moron with an IQ that can he counted on more then 1 hand can see its a leverage play 🙄 Anyway I'm shorting small people and going long on basketball centers or maybe some random money losing trade. Still undecided.

Bill Gates will slip you some antibiotics in your food to make you feel better. All you have to do is marry him.

got an EZPASS NY toll by mail bill and its literally not my car what do i do lmao

u never know whos out there bill hwanging a stock for who knows what reason

these datacenters are driving my electric bill a lot. If I could puts on my monthly savings...

Each individual American owes $112,000 to some fucking Treasury bond/note/bill holder. We are about to put the Iran war on the credit card too.

only catalyst for MSFT is Bill Gates turning himself in

2025 some of the highest earning fund managers: bill ackman 1B david tepper 3.2B steven cohen 3.4B

Bill Gates pulls out. Source: Reuters

has the market finally forgiven bill gates

Christopher Hitchens on Bill Maher’s show with a scotch, taking down people. Miss those days.

AI bers are wrong. All those absolutely gorgeous new datacentres will be churning out data for a hyper productive humanity led by Elon Musk who'll build a mars colony using optimus robots all under the watchful eye of Bill Gates consciousness that will be uploaded to Azure to ensure he gets his cut for eternity which we will all livestream on Meta's platforms.

He raped children just like trump and bill gates

The whole world is suffering because Bill Gates couldn't find a girlfriend in high school...

Bill too, he was impeached for lying...LMAO

They cant afford their internet bill anymore so they just cancelled it

When I was about 12 years old I had a social studies teacher hold up a $50 bill and ask what it was worth. He said it’s only worth your faith in the US government. It took about 20 years for that to really hit me but I’ve never been the same again.

I had a 1985 series $5 bill recently.

Just found a $50 bill on the ground On behalf of my newfound wealth, please take a free beer. 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺

BREAKING: Bill Ackman's META position is still green in devastating news for META bols

Yet a majority of poors smoke them. “Child support? Fuck that we’ve got smokes, Netflix and a phone bill to pay first.” - poors

Bill Ackman just added so its pretty irrelevant 

Robinhood is the only broker where you can buy a private equity ETF, can you imagine the 10x potential if the equities go public one by one? Not even bill ackman could pull this off Madness

>Hi fellow redditors, This is Bill McDermott Chairman and CEO of ServiceNow. I just recently stopped my scheduled stock sales, and instead I'm buying 3M worth of shares. If you don't buy the $NOW dip you are big ghey, that is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter u/Hi_I_am_gosu Imagine if all the companies that have sold off like crazy did this. Execs stop selling and buying up shares.

Bill, I need you to return my butt plugs, IMMEDIATELY. It wasn't cool when you stole them from me 😭

holy shit its big Bill

Hi fellow redditors, This is Bill McDermott Chairman and CEO of ServiceNow. I just recently stopped my scheduled stock sales, and instead I'm buying 3M worth of shares. If you don't buy the $NOW dip you are big ghey, that is all. Thank you for your attention to this matter

Bill Barr who killed the Russia voting interference investigation is in the files of course

These old fucks y'all keep electing don't fucking care. They'll be dead when the bill comes due.

u/AcanthocephalaNo2439 is Bill Gates's burner

final algo test(the test on how algos react to something vaguely related epstein files): JEFFREY EPSTEIN DONALD TRUMP LES WEXNER BILL CLINTON POLITICS DP WORLD TRILATERAL COMMISION BILDERBERG MEETING WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM POLITICS POLITICS

Bill gates going broke is worth it

Yay! I made enough money today to cover the insane electric bill i got from that month where it was frozen

HOOD going straight past $100 when Crypto Bill passes. [U.S. Treasury: Congress Must Pass Crypto Law This Spring](https://bitcoinmagazine.com/news/congress-needs-to-pass-crypto-legislation)

Crypto bill gona pass and hood/coin/glxy gona pump LMAO

Youre right! I forgot we couldn't let Timmys leukemia reduce the bill for mom's car crash.

I need bill gates to slip msft some antibiotics today