BILL

BREAKING NEWS: Bill Gates, Leonardo DiCaprio, Bruno Mars, & Jim Cramer among names of people suddenly buying one way plane tickets to Cuba. Sources are unsure why.

T - 1h until epstein files and if there actually is a photo of 🥭 blowing bill clinton then T - 1h10m until you wish you didn’t have eyes

Like bill gates dick thats why his wife let him and he had to get hookers from Jeffrey

bill ackman fell to his knees at walmart after seeing nike rug

Just noticed you can now short on RH. What could go wrong? You can now lump all your finances together in RH. From equities to RH credit card, which I’m sure you can get cash advances to trade on RH. Putting yourself in debt. Imagine RH taking money out of your equities account to pay your past due credit card bill. What could go wrong?

I hope bill ackman is in shambles

"I'm giving you this 100 dollar bill I found in your wallet."

I think the best they'll do is knock down that bill by $2k.

Bill Gates and Sergey Brin are in the newly released Epstein pics

House sending a bill through to speed up energy projects the day the Presidents company decided to become a nuclear fission manufacturer? Hmm Crooked as fuck, calls on nuclear

Congress introducing a bill to ban stock trading for politicians, top is in 🤌

"Thy booketh cooketh" -Bill Shakespear

Premarket has been like market pulling a hundred dollar bill on a fishing line and bol chasing it

All I am learning here is that Bill Clinton’s dick is so good that you’d destroy your economy for it

Hear that? best economy ever! Grocery bill: $500

Lmao there was actual legislative bill called "the big beautiful bill" . Feel like we are living in a snl skit lmao 🤌

The older I get the more I understand gold diggers/sugar babies.. Where's my Bill Belichick? I'm not even gay but I do it.

“I am reclassifying Marijuana to schedule three and encouraging congress to pass a bipartisan bill they’ve been working on for years for its federal legalization”

The big beautiful open ai bill, 1 trillion to save the children.

I'm about to pay a $6,000+ dollar bill from the hospital that previously would have been covered 100% by my insurance company. Thanks Obama. This time I'm not joking.

I am not even kinda excited about the AH price action. As fake as a $3 bill.

Also sitting on some 1/16 calls. Lower strike price, but still down 35% today. Picked them up on Monday's first dip, the first dip of many apparently. If today's premarket held, I was definitely exiting. Last month, I got overly confident with AMZN tanking a little after earnings and did basically the same thing, but on a larger scale.  Long story short, wiped out most of my YTD gains. On the bright side, my tax bill is much lighter (cope)

You forgot the Epstein bit where it’s all Bill Clinton

Can’t buy RAM Electricity bill keeps going up I’m ready for the bubble pop man

Trump gave Bill Clinton Golden Dome

maybe the 248b lease bill not in their earnings report

especially the 248b rent bill that they didn’t include

Take your hat off boy thats a dollar bill!

Bill gates fucked kids bruh don’t be on his side shorting Tesla 

Bill gates isn’t even assosiated with MSFT anymore, it’s like 5% of his net worth

Has Microsoft fully priced in Bill being in the files 

BILL TO HELP ADVANCE AI DATA CENTER BUILDOUT CLEARS PROCEDURAL HURDLE IN HOUSE

Big Beautiful Bill!!! 😂😂😂

"I am hereby declaring a formal war against Venezuela and I did NOT suck Bill"

i need bill gates to depopulate the earth so you fucks arent ruining the market environment

lol Americans getting fucked by GOP bs. No more Aca tax breaks. What a lie that was fed to the public to sooth over the spending bill to open back up the government. Recession 2026 confirmed

the amount of leverage these banks and institutions have in yen carry trade puts bill hwang to shame.

Every time I pay my monthly health insurance bill I feel less and less bad for CEO’s getting clipped. Goddammit

I miss the days when Bill Gates was the richest person

Protip: Never write a sucide note on a $100 Bill

🥭 now classifying Fentanyl a WMD. Congrats America, you’re going to foot the bill for another meaningless Iraq style war, this time in Venezuela.

Big Beautiful Bill

Not their call, it’s in Mango’s bill that passed.

Ty! To clarify, she was getting the surgery regardless of my plays today because I always have plenty of extra cash. It’s just nice to look forward to her feeling better and not even think about the bill.

Not too serious, just removing a bladder stone to make her more comfortable. Was going to be an annoying $3k bill and it’s nice to not have to think about it now.

Agreed on all pts some diff for first, yes the 5yr locks in that rate, but its also a weighing of liquidity. One could go for the 3M bill for 1-2 quarters and once thats up the 5YR might go up alot by that 2nd point, after all... not much time was sacrificed by locking up that cash on the shorter termed bills.

Why the hell would anyone buy a 5Y bond for 3.73% if they could just grab 3M bill for 3.63% rate? ps:>! i dont deal in bonds, but this is an indicator for equities!<

was Bill Ackman retarded from the start or did brain rot get him

Anyone dumb enough to try and do this has a broken portfolio. This is an unstable gamble unless you think Charlie munger was an idiot. No sane person bets against Elon. Deciding not to buy Tesla stock is an understandable take but buddy you’re now on a team with bill gates and sergey brin. And brins only on your team because Elon broke up his marriage fucking his wife in a bathroom during a party. Cuck wager straight up 

Five reasons why the U.S. economy will be fine in 2026 i) One Big Beautiful Bill to add 0.3-0.4pp to GDP growth, via consumer and capex stimulus. ii) Rate cuts iii) Trade policy should turn more supportive for growth regardless of whether the IEEPA tariffs are overturned. iv) AI-related investment to continue to support the economy v) Base effects from the recent governement shutdown to mechanically boost ‘26 GDP growth