BILL

Mango is sending them the toll bill soon I'm sure.

The $2 bill theory in play?

Where’s Howie Mandel because the entire market is hinging on deal or no deal. It’s a fucking coin flip. Where’s the $2 dollar bill god brain economist he might know what to do.

It's either some bill for medicare is getting changed or they gave bullish guidance ahead of earnings. Options premium knew something was up though.

"As part of our option sellout process..." Cue Randolph and Mortimer holding up their $1 bill at me with Statler and Waldorf energy

Bill Gates

I’m not normally a conspiracy guy but the gas at the pumps right now is 100% being diluted. Filled up to 3/4 of a tank Wednesday night and I’m already less than a quarter tank. I drive a civic too. My gas bill going to be up two fold this month. Ain’t no way man.

Bill Ackman is complaining that investors are too impatient and making him a bag holder. The same guy bought NFLX in 2022, held it for few months and sold the bottom because the stock was going down 🤣

Bill Ackman just sent the craziest tweet I think he’s basically taking NKE private at $60-$70 a share as his baby Berkshire

Now that I think about it, Bill is such a well known gooner that when his name comes up in the pdf, readers be like: "ah Bill, you rascal!"

CPA just sent me the tax bill... Mr Market wants his money back.

Dude's tax bill has got to be insane with this strategy

U guys too focused on boots on the ground... Chill, murrica will eventually be fine, you're the best, y just need time, you still in your teens... One day I elect Bush, the next bill, the other he Obama, then orange, sleepy and back to orange, see? This is teenage behavior, liberal teenager behavior, you'll be fine, boots or not... 

As long as you pay your bill to him, he doesnt give a shit what you do.

America will spend $150 million replacing planes lost in “peacetime”, then send the pilot a $10,000 ambulance bill if he survives the crash

Yeah nah, I remember pre COVID everyone was being bearish on TSLA, I remember even bill gates joined in and bought shorts for a few hundred mil saying that it's all overpriced. It never went down. You have to understand that this guy has a cult following and his shit is never not gonna pump

Just what could’ve been my healthcare bill for life 😢. I was told the US owns Iranian airspace, and they would be sent back to the stone age

I forgot to pay my trash bill (who cares) and they called me. They said they never call over a late bill but this is the most late payments they’ve ever had so they were calling everyone. It’s the second. Payment due on the first. My trash company is freaking out. So yeah I’m not thinking the economy is doing too well 😂

50 $25 gift cards to pay your tax bill

Legit. I've spent $3K on my electric bill in the past 3 months...

The stock market might not have totally crashed, but my wallet sure has, between my gas cost, grocery bill, medical insurance bill, rent, and my work cutting hours. I should have just bought puts against my wallet.

Sometimes when Im really depressed, I think about Bill Ackman's Hertz position to cheer me up

still hasnt denied sucking bill

If you can’t afford the medical bill, he’ll give you 6 more months

Broski, you can lower your tax bill $3000 at a time with losses.

not sure in the states but it doesnt lower your pay cheque's tax bill lol

bill o'reilly and his vibrator is so gross

You’re not losing money, you’re lowering your tax bill.

Currently asserting dominance at strip club by throwing $2 bill to each girl. They smile once they see it 😦🤌

Cathie Wood or Bill Hwaung for GOAT defrauder?

Is Bill Ackman holding NKE to 0?

Bruh if her bill was $1,200 she either has a 7 bedroom house or she’s leaving the A/C on all day and night and has two electric cars and a machine shop in the garage

Does this lady mine bitcoin or live in a 10 bedroom mansion? IDK if you've paid any utility bills lately but not sure I believe she has a 1200 dollar bill unless she has a GPU farm in her garage.

I was at Walmart yesterday and a lady in line was talking about the cost of everything and said her electric bill last month was $1200.00 how do they expect people to even live with wages so low . Old people on social security gotta eat and have utilities. No wonder there's so many homeless.

I got a reddit warning for threatening violence against Bill ackman

Bill Ackman bought Nike at $93 and META at $625. Bro literally can't stop winning 😦🤌

lost 50k on micron $500 calls.... only rational thing is to sell and put your last 5k into way OTM calls expiring in 2 weeks. BALLIN LIKE BILL RN

**BREAKING NEWS:** BILL GATES SAYS TIM APPLE’S PREEMPTIVE STRIKE ON IRAN IS AGAINST INTERNATIONAL LAW

He will. He just needs inflation to go high enough to where a million dollar bill is the new $1 bill

Why does he want to put his name in all the currency and not just the Million Dollar Bill?

I love how the financial media plays along with this garbage. “Bessent will defend t-bill dumps” there’s a defense for everything lmao. They’re so transparent and this is all so fake

Us: Are you going to pull out of Iran? 🥭: yes, I’ll pull out Us: when? 🥭: about 2 to 3 weeks. Here are the things I trust more than 🥭 pull out; * gas station sushi *cocktails with Bill Cosby * one night stand with Charle Sheen * investment advise from wsb guru * breast milk from Bruce Jenner

May I interest you in a crisp $2 bill for trade of your trading account and its remaining balance?

See, I'ma tell you like Wu told me Cash Rules Everything Around Me Singin' dollar, dollar bill, y'all

"JUST IN: Warren Buffett says he has not spoken to Bill Gates "since the whole thing" with the Epstein files was revealed." He knows how to not get STD lol

Warren Buffett said he has not spoken to Bill Gates “since the whole thing” with the Jeffrey Epstein files “was unveiled.” “I don’t want to be in a position where I know things ... to be called as a witness,” Buffett said.

Ask them to split the bill next time. But seriously. If they start acting like you're a scrub you don't want that energy in your life.

T bill yield 4.5% and the fed rate is 3.6% Hes losing his ass to inflation

Bill Ackman telling us to buy the dip has me contemplating selling everything and sitting on the sidelines in cash

Trump leaving Iran and making gulf states to pay the bill... with friends like that huh