BILL

BREAKING: Trump signs bill to end all ber

SIGN THE BILL MANG QUIT YAPPIN

SIGN THE FUCKING BILL

Did he sign the bill yet? 

This homey crushing up copium and snorting it off the table with a dolla dolla bill y'all.

Donnie should sign the bill Jeffrey E. Epstein for fun.

>TRUMP WILL SIGN BILL ENDING THE SHUTDOWN TONIGHT AT 9:45 PM ET We are past due.

HR 5371 finally passed by the 119th United States Congress, now to be signed by the President himself. Can’t believe we have formally passed a bill named “Bers R Fuk”

Can they print this bill he's going to sign on a big piece of cardboard or something fun

Feeling depressed since market closed Trump needs to reject the bill so the world is on fire and i feel something again

Pls reject the bill and continue gov shutdown For my entertainment

#wen do i get tracking # for my 2k stimmy after dirty taco signs the bill

Government bill: Practically a done deal Futures Traders: DUHHH I'M GONNA TANK THE MARKET

AP live stream of bill signing . https://www.youtube.com/live/7Xy7R5afAsA?si=Pd2C2GWuBXTsgAOa

They reopen the government but last minute they ram in a provision for 8 R's to get a direct payday check signed by the taxpayer for one million dollars each. Then also exactly 8 D's out of nowhere jump onto the bill despite completely losing on their main demand and a huge victory Nov 4. Yea I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

“Trump to veto a bill in 2025” odds rising on Polymarket

Did Mango autopen the government bill yet?

#will my king wait 10 days to sign the bill? LMAO 🤌

House of regards finally passed the dumb ass bill – should be set to rip

Gonna imitate Netanyahu over the phone to the white House real quick, gonna try to convince a certain somebody to veto the bill until we give more bombs away or something.

If you think mms are surprised, wait until they react to 🥭 signing the bill to end the shut down, the guy who wanted to use Snap to pressure the opponents to cave

JUST IN: US House passes bill to end the government shutdown.[](https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1988779407964794999)

The bill is passed, the motion is adopted. (im still not sure if this was the real votee or just something procedural lmao)

Tomorrow...all you nerds had better shove your last dollar bill into SPY calls.

bill passed - so time for meta to drop 5% tomorrow. next inflection point - rate drops in Dec. good timing for meta to drop another 15%

Trump to sign bill declaring ber portfolios null and void at 9:45pm EST - wsj

Watch 🥭tomorrow say it’s the most beautiful bill I’ve ever signed

Bill Clinton is so fucked if they keep releasing Epstein files

2 democrat yes voters hoping the next bill will give them $500k-1.5m too lol.

I dunno why the list matters much anyway. We know some people like Bill Gates and T went there and most could care less at this point. Well, more care about T but like it changes anything. It’s like when Air Force people came out and showed video of UFOs. Only provides a quick hit of dopamine… NEXT!

We need to pass a bill that adds their age next to their names.

_BREAKING: US House Speaker Mike Johnson has told Erik Wasson that a VOTE ON THE EPSTEIN BILL will occur._ _Says the vote will be a straight up or down, but the vote is "completely pointless" and "they might as well get it done"_ Completely pointless lol

The House is scheduled to take up the funding bill as early as Wednesday. If it passes, industry groups said the nearly $30 billion legal hemp market will disappear

So Trump is having a dinner with: • NYSE • Nasdaq • JPMorgan • BlackRock • Morgan Stanley • Goldman Sachs Right before he has to sign a bill to reopen the government?

will futures turn positive if house passes the shutdown bill?

Wait for bill pass

Why are futes being this dramatic when every one knows that all the red will be wiped out with a single shrek dildo once the bill passes

stfu and pass the bill no cares about what ur saying

There's no way this bill passes right. Has a single democrat approved it?

Can we just vote if SPY should go up or down in the next 12 months and they can keep talking about this bill meanwhile?

These people hate each other. Bill won’t pass.

Hope you're right, mostly about spy, idgaf about this bill

Fellas, fellas, calm the fuck down Congress just playing games so they can actually pass the bill during market hours so our 0dtes pump

But bill not passing might change something

You never know, the GOP senators snuck in a number of things to the revised bill...a cash grab for them suing the government for millions of dollars for legally getting their phone records as well as banning CBD products from being sold that have THC in them still. Might be more bullshit as well. There is zero margin of error in the house and this might push some to vote no or revise again.

Market: omg I don't know if this bill is going to pass 😢

They paid a tax bill.

I hate to break it to everyone, but I don't think this bill passing tonight will change anything. It's priced in, unforunetly.

This bill is absolutely insane and democrats are absolute pussies for voting it thru

He’s going to Veto the bill and say the Epstein files need to be put to rest in order for it to pass Or they need 67%