BILL

I can't believe what is happening to MSFT This would never be happening if Bill Gates were still alive

Yeah pretty crazy to buy back half a bill of stock while loosing millions each quarter. Constant reminder they cannot productively deploy capital and almost all cash flow goes back into awarding themselves in stock or executing buyback.

Tbf it reached 250 3 months ago due to their earnings and only shot back up cuz buffet bought… the big beautiful bill still gonna do damage to healthcare

The ticking time bomb here is WHO IS FOOTING THE BILL WHEN TARIFFS HAVE TO BE REFUNDED.

HIMS has been taking its daily boner bill, look at that massive green Shrek dick. It’s beautiful.

\>Inequality is off the charts, they can suck it up and take a slightly higher tax. Or they look at their overall state and local tax bill when they do their FY2025 taxes and realize why tf am I paying this much. I live in Maryland; yeah a 1-2% bump doesn't impact me much day to day, but you bet your ass I notice it in March when I see the $70k we paid in state, local and property tax last year. Our property tax reassessment ($20K/yr starting in 2026) was the final straw; we are leaving when we retire.

> have knee-jerk reactions my contrarian buy of first solar during the big beautiful bill scare is still by far my best investment so far haha > but there's also concerns about their 2026 AI spending. True, also they seem to falling behind competitors quite a bit even though they had increased spending

Play options to cover your food bill. **They don't hit, you don't eat.**

Whats going on with HTZ, [billionaire **Bill Ackman**](https://www.benzinga.com/topic/bill-ackman) quietly built a $104 million position

Tax bill had nothing to do with it. It was the promise to double spending on AI, and Marks comment about preferring to over spend than under spend on it that did it.

We basically just filled 2 gaps and bounced If you take your personal positioning out of the equation it's pretty bullish for the rest of the week if they cram through some bill with 53 votes to reopen things and get a boost from tariffs being forced to be taken back

Lol $300B market cap lost over an $18B tax bill.

If tariffs were unlawful we fuked because bog beautiful bill was build on having tariff money replace tax cuts

The ultra wealthy key provision in Big Beautiful Bill… Can fully depreciate private jet purchases in the year they buy them.

Is Bill Ackman going to cry on TV again today?

Bill ACKMAN laying in mouse piss this morning

Who would have thought a tax bill would pop the bubble. Abolish the IRS!

It was all fun and games before the META tax bill.

Is NVDA's tax bill priced in because right now that stonk ain't moving.

Lots of NVDA lovers here, so when NVDA posts a huge loss off a tariff bill it will be extra hilarious.

All the hedgefund cucks going to be sad today. Just go look at Bill Ackman Twitter. Dude fell off the rails.

bill ackman found behind wendys dumpster. not for money, just to feel something

Bill Ackman in shambles

Bill Ackman is already on his knees telling Mamdani he is ready to help on X

Bill Ackman writing a novella tweet as we speak

Bill Ackman spotted on the last chopper out of Manhattan

they say when mamdani won, cries from tel aviv could be heard at the international space station. bill ackman immediately lost all his hair, he's now bald.

I would pay good money for a bill ackman live cam when mamdani wins.

At least my tax bill will be non existent again

Do I include my Zyn bill in the PNL this week?

I remember back in march going to the gym with 17k in the bank and a portfolio of 28k. Now I’m drunk at the gym hoping Boeing bounces so I can afford the phone bill. wtf even happened

warmonger dick cheney left us. bill ackman in absolute shambles, having mental breakdowns over zohran. he can't believe he couldn't buy the election. my puts printing. am I in a dream.

META hits but has a big one time tax bill, rockets 10% after hours and craters 20% at open lmao. Google hits and is up 5% then craters 10% 2 days later. It’s all gambling brotha

Once SCOTUS blocks Trumps tariffs. How tf are we paying back that massive bill though.

UNH? Watch you don't slip climbing to the top buddy, daddy can't afford the hospital bill....

Sam Altman screamed "Enough!" When asked on a podcast on how he is planning to fund 1.4 trillion for his deals with 12 bill yearly revenue. He offered to buy the openai stock from the podcast host who is one of the investors I wish I'm joking https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue

(SPY wearing Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill costume) “Would you short me? I’d short me so hard.”

MSFT… come on Bill

seeing bill ackman in shambles because of zohran is truly the best thing. ackman is such a disgusting creep.

Bill Gates is still short tsla... Melinda so fine though 

burry knows its just a ONE TIME TAX BILL.

Plus the big beautiful bill is predicated on paying the deficit with tariff revenue

How long til people realize it was a ONE TIME TAX BILL???

Can't wait for Bill Ackman tears.

What other companies are set to have their ER screwed by the Big Beautiful Bill Act like META did?

NBIS already has a 17.9-19.4 bill deal with MSFT lmao

OPENAI is like MSFT's expensive, crazy money spending wife. Whenever OPENAI racks up the credit card, MSFT has to foot the bill....This is what I am thinking.

🍈 fr said that bill gates was bad at science 😭😭😭