BILL

Bill gates fucked kids bruh don’t be on his side shorting Tesla 

Bill gates isn’t even assosiated with MSFT anymore, it’s like 5% of his net worth

Has Microsoft fully priced in Bill being in the files 

BILL TO HELP ADVANCE AI DATA CENTER BUILDOUT CLEARS PROCEDURAL HURDLE IN HOUSE

Big Beautiful Bill!!! 😂😂😂

"I am hereby declaring a formal war against Venezuela and I did NOT suck Bill"

i need bill gates to depopulate the earth so you fucks arent ruining the market environment

lol Americans getting fucked by GOP bs. No more Aca tax breaks. What a lie that was fed to the public to sooth over the spending bill to open back up the government. Recession 2026 confirmed

the amount of leverage these banks and institutions have in yen carry trade puts bill hwang to shame.

Every time I pay my monthly health insurance bill I feel less and less bad for CEO’s getting clipped. Goddammit

I miss the days when Bill Gates was the richest person

Protip: Never write a sucide note on a $100 Bill

🥭 now classifying Fentanyl a WMD. Congrats America, you’re going to foot the bill for another meaningless Iraq style war, this time in Venezuela.

Big Beautiful Bill

Not their call, it’s in Mango’s bill that passed.

Ty! To clarify, she was getting the surgery regardless of my plays today because I always have plenty of extra cash. It’s just nice to look forward to her feeling better and not even think about the bill.

Not too serious, just removing a bladder stone to make her more comfortable. Was going to be an annoying $3k bill and it’s nice to not have to think about it now.

Agreed on all pts some diff for first, yes the 5yr locks in that rate, but its also a weighing of liquidity. One could go for the 3M bill for 1-2 quarters and once thats up the 5YR might go up alot by that 2nd point, after all... not much time was sacrificed by locking up that cash on the shorter termed bills.

Why the hell would anyone buy a 5Y bond for 3.73% if they could just grab 3M bill for 3.63% rate? ps:>! i dont deal in bonds, but this is an indicator for equities!<

was Bill Ackman retarded from the start or did brain rot get him

Anyone dumb enough to try and do this has a broken portfolio. This is an unstable gamble unless you think Charlie munger was an idiot. No sane person bets against Elon. Deciding not to buy Tesla stock is an understandable take but buddy you’re now on a team with bill gates and sergey brin. And brins only on your team because Elon broke up his marriage fucking his wife in a bathroom during a party. Cuck wager straight up 

Five reasons why the U.S. economy will be fine in 2026 i) One Big Beautiful Bill to add 0.3-0.4pp to GDP growth, via consumer and capex stimulus. ii) Rate cuts iii) Trade policy should turn more supportive for growth regardless of whether the IEEPA tariffs are overturned. iv) AI-related investment to continue to support the economy v) Base effects from the recent governement shutdown to mechanically boost ‘26 GDP growth

Favorable tax treatment for capex and property in the One Big Beaitiful Bill will primarily help investment in AI data centers It will also help with restoring, but not as helpful

My brother (an MRI tech) said he’d do my brother no worries! 3 weeks later, my lil bro gets a bill for $4900. Older brother says pranked ya

I got taken to the ER Friday for a seizure Ambulance bill was $4,360 and the hospital was 2 blocks away

"u mining magic internet tokens with that electricity bill, dawg?"

"ATH incoming!" yeah on your grocery bill

Bill Gates being a pedo. Puts on msft.

Trump signing miracle on ice bill. How about signing a miracle on the market bill?

I cant believe how many of you still peddle weed stocks. It didnt work last time, congress didnt pass it last time, mango signing some bill wont change it this time. Just sell and move on

How fitting all the AI stocks crash the day after he signs a "great AI bill".

big bootyful bill wen

So, any of you guys appeared in Epstein’s photos? Donald, you ok? Bill?

Tilray up 30% ah for a bill to allow medicinal home grow in Florida? 🤣

Big Beautiful Bill

Some senator introduced a new cannabis bill.

Which why did they even put more restrictions on with the last bill congress passed.

Don't get too excited, democratic Florida state senator introduced a bill (which means it'll fail) for home cultivation and weedstock bros are getting yippy

Why’d everything AI tank at the same time AH? Bill Gaytes release an onlyfans?

Bill & Tim putting that work in to send the market to ATHs. The two you can always count on

This new bill that just passed looks to be really bad for crypto

me and my man Bill gettin rich... I knew buying that random MSFT dip was the move

Googl calls was my light bill money

Do you guys think the MMs sit around a table like "sorry bill; today Microsoft is taking a hit so apple can fly" or "hey Larry, were gonna drop your net worth but only for a little while, we wanna make money off Oracle but the stocks to heavy right now"

A crisp $100 bill, that's how far i am away for each of my ORCL shares from break even :(

"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself." ~Bill Murray

Fuc Bill Gates

GPUS WIN: Your power bill goes up 40% and your house's water pressure drops like it got a kidney stone so that Silicon Valley VC pricks can make bank and steal your jobs TPUS WIN: Cheap, efficient AI for everybody, America and the whole world wins, GOOGL + POET + LWLG have a baby and everybody's rich. Deepseek cures cancer NVDA GANG ARE THE VILLAINS. BUY GOOGL

Jesus, $40B of T-bill buys per month? Isn't that nearing, like, pull-out-of-crisis levels?

• Fed cuts rates by 25 bps • Median projection maintains 25 bps of cuts in 2026 • Fed will begin Treasury bill purchases on Dec 12 • Fed to buy $40B in T-bills over the next 30 days If you're not f\*cking buying then you really do belong in a gheybear cave.