BILL

• Fed will begin Treasury bill purchases on Dec 12 • Fed to buy $40B in T-bills over the next 30 days QE IS BACK surely UP only

Have you ever had to pay 50k in taxes and had 300k in options while the bill came in? I have it fucking sucks.

I just want to see Jerome come out in the yellow kill bill suit welding a hattori hanzo sword 🗡️

Can we also arrest Bill Ackman

Okay price it out and let us know the final bill, one on earth and one in space

So a customer with money- their overall bill will likely be more money but they are getting higher quality products and service vs the “I’m broke just get me by” customer- the customer with money is getting much better value for their dollar But 100% equal jobs- no. If anything I’d probably give the higher income customer a slightly better deal hoping to build a relationship for future business vs the customer who doesn’t have money and I’ll probably never see again

for senators to pass a bill to toss a few shekels to the poors so we can get by on an extra jar of mayo

it won’t happen anyway, they’re gonna try push bill clinton being investigated to inadvertently block it

For all you poors out there I have a solution to affording Xmas presents: Get one $100 bill, gather everyone around. Now you hand the person on your right the $100 bill. They hand it to the next person etc etc until it comes back to you. Then switch places and continue until everyone has given everyone else the same $100 bill. Now pocket the bill. I call this Christmas AI funding gifts.

So is MSFT going to tank when they show all the Epstein ties with bill gates?

"Its not technically dead so we can bill you for the MRI"

Doubt they can pay the phone bill.

Problem is that number one, there are reports out that Beijing is still going to restrict them, and number two, the senate introduced a bill to stop these sales. Don't know when they'll vote on it, but it has bipartisan support.

Bill Ackman crying one day then like nvm suckers just closed my short

MY FRIENDS LAUGHED AT ME WHEN I BOUGHT THIS PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE THAT CUTS MY ENERGY BILL IN HALF AND DOES MY TAXES FOR ME. THE GOVERNMENT DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT IT

Bart on Bill Windows?

Bill Wang remembers.

Bill Hwang

I've got a rule. If a dude looks like they're just 2 pointy ears from looking like a fantasy-setting elf I don't trust them. Jared Kushner, Bill Ackman, and Anderson Cooper fall into this category. Zuck straddles the line, he's more like a tall hobbit than an elf

Problem with NVDA news is that congress introduced a bill last Thursday to block these exact sales - it has bipartisan support, too.

*US SENATORS PROPOSE BILL BLOCKING NVIDIA CHIP SALES TO CHINA FOR 30 MONTHS: FT*

Slurp up Big Beautiful Bill probably

"Bill Ackman disclosing a 20% stake in Hertz is my pick for *Move of 2025*." - Warren J. Buffett

After 2 hours in a single trade i just made enough for this weeks part of the internet bill. Thats sad.

Every subscription goes up. Every bill goes up. Every necessity goes up. The only thing that doesn’t go up is the paycheck.

Bill Clinton should have just jumped on that grenade and taken one for the team, even if it was false "Yeah it was me, I blew that thang like my saxophone 🎷"

Technically, the deadline to release is 12/19. But I have a feeling Bondi will say they're all part of an "ongoing investigation" they just so happened to open the day after the bill passed unanimously in both houses (save Clay Higgins)

So bill gates going to be blackening the sun so his prediction market bets payoff on RH

As a merchant, when an AMEX claims damages, you’re fucked. We has a bill of laying for a $7k delivery saying no damages signed by the customer. AMEX still said there were damages and gave the $7k to the customer

Yes if you’re having a bad week just remember that you’re forever retail and Bill Ackman is worth over a billion. Should cheer you right up.

If you had a bad week just remember Bill Ackmans trade on Netflix, literally sold at the bottom.

I was born to lose money. Somone in my lineage must have done some bad shit and im paying the karma bill

How my 3 line bill with iPhone 16 plus payment plan is 172$ a month the regular plans cost 70$ not to mention tmobiles plans come with add ons so I’m also paying for tmobile Tuesdays?

Looks like I’ll be losing everything again for the 60th time tomorrow. Any bers out there wanna rack up a huge bill at Applebees tomorrow and dip on the bill?

Hopefully the retards at Warner Bros teach Netflix how to write movies Because all inventory this year has been awful. I truly think film peaked with Uncut Gems & maybe Oppenheimer but not really Infinite eyes. 0 script. Netflix has upside. Idk tho. Always think about Bill Ackman taking a $400M loss in 2022

If Jeff Amazon and Bill Windows get their shit together we could hit ATH tomorrow

Microsoft raised price on Office He might hit ATH tomorrow on SPY if Bill Windows pulls his weight 

So like Groundhog Day except instead of Bill Murray it’s just us normies?

senator want new bill to block chip sale again, although this time is only 30 months instead permanently

T bill holders are up 4%. So you're still red compared to the laziest possible investment

In all fairness, if Bill Ackman can come back from 4B I can come back too

Long puts & swapping to Yen for when BOJ hikes rate. USDJPY 1:1 soon. Also the Okinawa ¥2000 bill has that collector premium. 💴

$NVDA - *US SENATORS PROPOSE BILL BLOCKING NVIDIA CHIP SALES TO CHINA FOR 30 MONTHS: FT *BILL TARGETS NVIDIA'S H200 AND BLACKWELL CHIPS, CRUCIAL FOR AI DEVELOPMENT: FT

NVDA - *US SENATORS PROPOSE BILL BLOCKING NVIDIA CHIP SALES TO CHINA FOR 30 MONTHS: FT *BILL TARGETS NVIDIA'S H200 AND BLACKWELL CHIPS, CRUCIAL FOR AI DEVELOPMENT: FT

My cat told me Bill Ackmen has been buying up Rivian. I hope he is right because I have a whole bunch of shares

I had an awful meal last night, need a play to make the bill cost back

why doesn't google just buy reddit GOOG goes up like 40 bill a day and would pump like +7 RDDTs just off the news LMAO

Just got a $32,500 bill from the hospital Need a good a 2x play for tomorrow pls

I don’t have a Costco near me. I have to go to Whole Foods for that sort of thing and my grocery bill is $500 month just for me