BILL

Im currently writing a bill that will classify bers as mentilly ill

Bill Ackman is that you?

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Bill Ackman is a rare example of an old twink

This doesn’t end until bill ackman’s tears mix with the reserve oil

Front page of CNBC- “Bill Ackman says it’s one of the best times in a long time to buy quality stocks“ 😂 🐑 🔪 🩸

alright now we just need bill ackman to cry again on tv and that will be the buy signal

Bill Ackman is fake and gay

Bill Ackman saying to buy makes me want to sell everything and rebuy when stocks are way lower. This dude does not care about the poors, only himself and his rich friends. He is not trying to do us any favors

A great time to buy is after the President issues new threats to an enemy and says he might re-examine a defensive treaty in place since Stalin was alive. Good thinking Bill 👍

Bill Ackman never tells the truth.

Bill Ackman saying time to buy means we are far from the bottom.

Bill Ackman is genuinely the worst hedge fund manager of all time Give 50 white guys a couple of Zegna suits and $5B of credit with MS and you get twitter fingers

In theta we trust - new slogan on the US dollar bill

Bill Ackman down 20% since war started. His Hertz position improves that average

Bill Ackman says that now is a great time to become a bagholder

IRAN'S PARLIAMENT APPROVES BILL TO IMPOSE FEES ON HORMUZ STRAIT Oil to $150 - Nice job boys!! 47 Years from 2 weeks away again!!

Iran's parliament approves bill to impose fees on the Hormuz Strait. New Jersey turnpike on strait confirmed, folks, order your EZ-Pass today!

i'm being careful here: bill ackman on cnbc saying buy stocks (he is offloading his bags)

Melinda left Bill because he couldn't sustain a pump like the old days

Bill Ackman says FNMA is cheap, so it jumps 35%. Is that all it takes?

Bill Ackman says it’s time to buy the dip on quality names

Israeli news reporting many shoppers and diners wait for the exact moment that missle sirens go off so they can leave without paying their bill

Bill Joel tomorrow?

What happened, did Iran adopt our Bill of Rights minus #2 and subsequent 17 constitutional amendments except #19?

This is admittedly bull copium but Bill Ackman whining about the market on twitter usually means we're close to a bottom

I bet he is going to announce his transportation reform bill.

March is the new September. Of course the stock market crashes during tax bill season

Why aren't TSA agents getting paid? They forgot to put the funding in the big beautiful bill?

I will not buy until a crying Bill Ackman appears on CNBC

I need one really good bounce. I just got my tax bill in at $74,000. Daddy needs to keep the IRS off his back.

Bill Ackman is diamond handing Hertz through the Iran War

I tried that Friday. Ended up at Wendy’s giving handies to pay my electric bill. So yea, calls

BREAKING NEWS: Trump wants his signature on the dollar bill, while Iran wants to block oil unless purchased with Yuan. Experts conclude they're trying to replace the Petrodollar with the Pedodollar. More at 11.

Bill Ackman was telling people Meta was a value buy at 700 per share. Nice way for hedgies to sell to retail

🥭 is a genius. By adding his autograph to every US currency bill, he will be able to stimulate the economy because no one wants that shit and will spend it all.

Better him than sleepy Joe or Kamala. But I'd take Bill Clinton back any day.

DHS bill rejected. DUMP IT

Mango, why my gas bill so high? HAVE YOU SEEN MY BEAUTIFUL BALLROOM (that yall are paying for)??

fuck that Bill guy and his micro penis company

Trump has a trillion dollar bill which he signs and is legal tender. The Dow will fly to 80k today.

Funny how MSFT started to really tank after the bill gates stuff came out, and suddenly analysts were concerned over their AI capex spending lmao

Dump at open and then pump mid-day when House approves the DHS funding bill that the Senate passed last night (even though that doesn't have shit all to do with anything in Iran).

🥭 tanked the economy and now his signature on the dollar bill is going to be the cherry on top.

A retarded 🥭's signature will now be on the US dollar bill changing it from the petrodollar to the pedodollar. Buy Gold.

Big beautiful BILL

if mango signs dolla bill i quit

I bet $100 bill with 🥭 signature on it is going to be worth of $200 on eBay.

If I ever get a bill with his signature I’m going to wipe my ass with it.

I’ve seen about 10 videos now of cats playing banjos, flutes, guitars, bursting into rooms with people sleeping, dancing, using a fry cooker with a McDonald’s hat on, and sky diving. This is why my power bill is so high?