BILL

Obamacare is now Trumpcare, other new 🥭 initiatives include the Build Back Even Better Bill and the War on Worse ISIS

There was a $20 bill on the floor at my gym and i didnt pick it up because who knows it might be laced with fent. Also im not that poor anymore

The CC bill

If im Charlie kirk, and your Charlie kirk, and we're Charlie kirk, then that means bill clinton is Charlie kirk so 🥭 blew all of us

Treasury Bill buyers: ***sipping tea*** **AI Stock Bois: ALTITUDE, ALTITUDE, PULL UP, ALTITUDE, PULL UP, TERRAIN, TERRAIN**

What if this is it bois. That AI bill didnt do shit.

BIG BEAUTIFUL BALLSACK BILL

Was the executive bill being signed just a nothing burger?

Through a plan. Same price, just gets added to my monthly bill for a couple of years

at this point you should be buying at least some utilities just to hedge your upcoming energy bill hikes

Not a national emergency so they will need to write a bill.  

Big Beautiful Energy Bill

The Big Beautiful Energy Bill gets signed today, right? Are they handing the trillions directly to Google and Nvidia, or are a series of milestone checks?

Please god be some healthcare bill

Maybe because Bill Gates sold?

AI slop bill signing today will be enough to keep the market green since the signing is after close is my guess.

Bill gates, larry page. Something something

mormon women are bill cosby's instant vanilla pudding pops.

$GOOG going to open $310 HIT $316 THEN COME DOWN $308-311 MORGAN STANELY WITH BILL CASE OF $415 PRICE ON GOOGLE LETS GOOO!!!!

#Bill Gates sold like $40 billion worth of MSFT in the last couple months. He's bailing before Microsoft goes bankrupt. LMAO🤌

Bill Ackman is going to buy either Meta or Adobe. I can feel it in my balls. Or I may have testicular cancer. Who knows.

Bill Cosby's Utahn pudding pops.

Bro how tf did Ron bag Hermione and Bill bag Fleur Delacour It’s a series about magic and those red heads bagging those bombshells is the most unrealistic part 

Do yall think bill tapped it on 🥭 ‘s tongue?

$GOOGL TO $315 after trump signs the AI acceleration bill. LETS GO TEAM SUNDAR & DEMIS.

Halloween down rally finished XMAS STARTS TOMORROW $GOOGL $350 when the ai acceleration bill passes.

I did some drugs one time and was pretty spaced out I had to go to the hospital, but I forgot my wallet I was so messed up, I told them I was Tom Cruise They held me for a day and a half and did some tests They sent me a bill for 10k addressed to Tom Cruise I just never paid it and nothing happened

Why was the news story buried so hard lol as soon as the bill made it presidents desk, silence

Has anyone asked Bill Clinton if he's upset Mamdani stole his man?

Watch Bill Mahers book report on dinner with Trump. It’s all an act. Dudes been in show business for 50 years.

That is why he said I drained the swamp. Bill was the swamp!!!!

Is 🥭 giving him the golden dome treatment? Asking for Bill

“Floating the idea” Kinda like the 90 day pause leak we had then it became true Don’t forget the other day they were pressing law makers to curb rules in the ai bill thing which would allow NVDA to export to ghyna

Bill gates sold all his Microsoft stock why didn’t you?

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Yes but 7 - 8 years ago there was not an existing multi-billion dollar a year industry to potentially destroy. The word is that plugging the farm bill loophole was a personal agenda by Sen MConnell and the others who crafted the bill. It's not a 180 on cannabis policy reform. Reform will still move forward towards regulating cannabis intentionally by law not through a loophole.

Thanks for sharing the info on the lawsuit/hearing and AFPF...one year is not a lot of time for a slow-moving, disorganized, lack of priorities, drama-loving, suboptimal performing institution like a broken federal system...The farm bill was 7-8 years ago?

It doesn't take effect for a year. The loophole was an embarrassment for the Senators who passed that Farm Bill. There was no way forward on any rescheduling or cannabis legislation until this loophole was closed. On a positive not the Supreme Court has agreed to hear Raich vs. Reality. Which is a lawsuit that argues that the federal government lost its constitutional power to ban marijuana because it largely stopped enforcing that ban once states began legalizing it. It's being backed by The Americans for Prosperity Foundation (AFPF), The organization is the Americans for Prosperity Foundation (AFPF), this is a major conservative advocacy group and it's knid of a big deal that they have gotten on board this case. It's not framed as a cannabis case but a states rights case.

I doubt it. He’s probably grifted half a bill somewhere safe and now he’s just free rolling with other peoples money at the black jack table.

How they going to pay for those cards? There is currently no feasible monetization plan. Yes, companies are making money now, the bill will eventually come due. No, this isn’t a crash. This will be one of multiple little corrections before the actual crash.

There will be no rate cut Japan PM es retardo $20 trillion at global risk Bill Ackman voice: HELL IS COMING

BILL CLINTON SAYING I DIDNT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS MAY HAVE BEEN FORESHADOWING FOR SOMETHING MUCH WORSE. HONESTLY IF I WERE HIM AND HAD TO LISTENED TO HIL DAWG’S YANK VOICE AND WATCH HER WEAR SUIT JACKETS EVERY DAY I WOULD HAVE LEFT. BUT WHAT HE DID IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE. I HAVE TAKEN THE BUFFALO BILLS TO WIN TONIGHT

Hopefully I will catch some fish tomorrow. I don’t have balls to tell my wife that I blew up our grocery bill on NVDA calls.

Trump goes down on Bill so now he makes the market to go down on us.

I have a feeling Bill Hwang is lurking somewhere behind all this

When they're done stealing all our money and data. The techno billionaires are going to run off to the billionaire playground country they're planning on building where Gaza used to be. They know we're all fucked...they don't plan on being around when the bill comes due.

sitting on about 90k in cash from profits on asts. already paid 80k worth of student and car loans from more asts profits. have about 40k tax bill im anticipating. feels like shit sucks but i gotta consider this year a win. although im supposed to be a millionaire from this stock…

Made like 55 bucks on a lotto option then remembered that 55 bucks is like a 20 dollar bill pre covid. Man how times change. 

May I speak with the manager? Something is wrong with my bill.

I'm sure Jensen Huang, Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, whoever owns Google these days and Mark Zuckerberg will all allocate their capital in the best interests of the western world and we are not all absolutely fucked.