BILL

oh good, whenever I hear about an expensive american hospital bill my mind thinks its anywhere from 7000 to 500,000 dollars

My goal if I ever got stuck with a massive bill was to leave the country for Europe and never come back I am European though Do you have a foreign passport?

Alright time for some impressions: New Yorkers, "Hey I'm WALKIN' here!" Bostonians, "I just PAHKED my CAH in the YAHD" Bill Clinton, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Yo. We need to lock up these old ah pedophiles. Bill Clinton and Taco for jail 2026

Oh nooooo!! Mr Bill!!!!!

Bill nye the stonks guy SELL SELL SELL SELL

I feel like Bill Huang.

First comes a mini poop retest 6700 then crab into weekend unless senate passes a funding bill before then. 

A hundred billion for u, a hundred billion for you, lil hundy bill over there and there. You know what? Everyone is getting a hundred billion!!!!

BILL TO END U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FAILs TO WIN ENOUGH VOTES TO PASS IN SENATE

Vz 9/26 35 p after someone stole my number. bought a phone with it. They kept charging me for 4 months when they said it was resolved. I ended my 26 yr relationship with them then I get a bill for 1,000. Verizon customer service is on crack

If the senate votes to pass the bill tonight the market pumps tomorrow

Mine is almost longer than the width of a dollar bill 🙌

Nobody will read this except skimmer bots so I just wanted to state my PP is bigger than a dollar bill LMAO 🤌

elon paid the bot bill

Water bill was $1,621. Puts on life

My husband's twink is asking a lot of questions about the rent money. I need Bill Gates to pump MSFT or I'll get the lube again 😭

no ur lungs man, hospital bill too big

bro dont even play i love that show, i love bill he wud def be my traumatized and misunderstood triangular interdimensional demon bf

I just made furry AI porn at the sacrifice of my electricity bill and clean water

Way better than finding a twenty dollar bill in jeans you just washed

Amazon is without question the worst stock in the history of the market. No other company is worse, ever. Bill Gates is rolling in his grave watching Amanda Bynes run his company into the ground.

We've got like 3 more rate cuts and a government funding bill to be passed This shit isn't going down it's going to $700 by the end of the month.

My water bill was just $1,621. Can someone give me a stock tip!?

Funding bill definitely not passing but is that priced in already

i think they'd still cut even with stimmy. doubt they'd give civilians the stimmies tho. gonna go to bill gate's farms and mega corps

NBIS is going from a couple hundred mill a quarter to a couple bill a quarter off of one deal with MSFT alone and has already purchased land for a new data center. They're arguably at minimum an exception here and the market is pricing in growth.

Updating the mac to latest OS. Please don’t fuk me Tim AAPLtosh. Years of Bill Gates abuse puts me on edge.

bill gates started a trend of founders naming their company after their penis

Lol talking about stimulus checks with trillions of inflated spending, while the government is shut down because they can't pass a spending bill. Those hidden job numbers must he ATROCIOUS

Remember when Bill Hwang fucked the entire stock market? How will the market react when the Tesla bubble finally pops? Should affect the entire market imo.

Found a $10 bill in an old moving box from 5 years ago Gross, I think it actually bought something back then🤢 5 years from now it won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on

Ah so the new MSFT news bumps it up from 17 bill to 19 billion for NBIS. Also announced spending for CRWV too 🎉🎉

If i trade my $1 bill for pennies and melt the pennies am i ahead in value there?

They won't reopen until the 10$ bill is the new 1$ bill

Actual question: So, if the shutdown is averted/spending bill passed, whatever it is, will the bond vigilantes complain and give us a red day?

Yea man keep it going. Let's all get rich as long as I'm not around when the bill comes due

one side is definitely lying about the spending bill- either its dems with the "healthcare" or republicans with the "give migrants healthcare"- either way market DGAF it seems

🚨 BREAKING: Sen. Rick Scott is set to introduce a bill to halt paychecks for members of Congress during a government shutdown.

Bears when they see a $100 bill on the ground: Only dumb bulls will fall for this lol if it’s real someone would have taken it!!!

Jeffries upgrades Cvna from 375 to 500… that would make them a 120 bill MC company - insane