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># **Even if the E---ein measure passes this week, the DOJ is still “permitted to withhold certain information such as the personal information of victims and materials that would jeopardize an active federal investigation,” according to the text of the bill itself.** Hiya it's me Locus, the markets freaking out about the vote today, its a nothingburger as usual its not going anywhere, all of it is mostly redacted (bubba etc.). The market is solid no worries, silly AI with room temp IQ calculating the odds which is why the red. IF there is a removal you get JD Theil in a dress and make up, market does not care lulz.

Japan tech fund : There is no bubble Bill Gates : There is a bubble bigger than dotcom Google : There is no bubble. But when it bursts, we'll all pay Pick your fighter

*I changed your name in my phone to “The Gobbler” after you let me fuck you in your turkey neck.* -Bill Clinton

Bill clinton

getting intel that orange and bill clinton fucked on epstein's island

Bill gates got to Elon musks nerve

Down 5000...Bill gross was right...they are always right. So goes Warren buffet, so goes the market they say... THEY GONE

I wonder what is Bill saying about this?

Bill Barr is also a pedophile.

Didn't realize The One Big Beautiful Bill would take on an entirely different meaning before year end.

Don’t let the hedge funds pass the bill to you, just step out of the market for a sec!! —well meaning ber

"No, Bubba is not Bill Clinton" "Funnily though, on an unrelated matter, we had a horse at that time named Bubba" 😶

It isn't bottom until Bill Ackman cries live on TV and begs for mercy LMAO

I am bill gates

Puts🔒- 🥭s lost his aura and Epstein bill will pass congress

Had a conversation with ChatGPT Strongly suggests we're going down, like "mango on bill" were its exact words

I bought 700 calls when the stock was at 645 and I honestly thought that was a good long play with daily RSI at 25-26 and a great earnings report minus the non-cash one time tax hit from Big Bubba Bill. But here we are now and I am down 70%.

Bill has the chance to do the funniest thing ever and say yeah we did it

To quote Bill O’Reilly, fucking thing sucks!

Market HATES Bill Clinton's weiner

Trump/Bill BJ video being livestreamed on the emergency fed meeting last night was wild work.

That's just Bill Clinton

Even the big beautiful bill sucker is not buying stocks. It is over.

NVDA down because Mango sucked off Bill?

The stock is done. Even the big beautiful bill sucker is not buying stock anymore.

Big Beautiful Bill Clinton 🍆🍆

Is it more bullish if the "Bubba" that Donnie blew was Bill Clinton or if it was Ghislaine's horse named Bubba?

This sounds silly, but it turns out there is a Bill ClintonXTrump tag on the fanfiction website Ao3. Thankfully, I'm sure Trump is too old to know what any of those words mean

Markets up today on news that President Gluck Gluck blew someone other than Bill Clinton.

do you think bill o reilly trades stocks

you regards believe pretty much anything we all know he didn't suck bill clinton He sucked hillary's dick

Now I understand why he keeps referring to Big Beautiful Bill

I mean how is this gonna go down? "Yes I own the picture of Donald blowing Bill, I have decided to keep it in a locked case just in case I-" \*bomb goes off mid interview, "I think we lost his feed but I did want to announce that the man just talking actually owned terabytes of cp and was also part of the taliban, wow go figure, our next segment is about the approaching Thanksgiving holiday and what to look out for!"

Bill only has to say "it wasn't even that good" to get 🥭 to confess to everything, release the files, videos, pictures and all

If putin releases the vid of mangoman releasing the big beautiful bill, is our country cooked or is it low key bullish

I knew we hit a bottom when Mango held a State of the Union Address to admit he blew Bill Clinton *and liked it*!!!

Do you think Mango took a cumshot in the pooper from Bill or just the bj?

Hello. I am Bill Ackman. May I meet you

How do I vote you in for president? I'll be your bill.

No bill

Bol or ber, we can all agree that Bill Ackman is an asshole.

I once got contacted by collections over a $5 bill 🤣

Guy behind Wendy’s dumpster called me Big Beautiful Bill and offered me to marry him. I told him I am not gay, my name is not Bill and finally that I am not ready for a serious relationships at 57. He wasn’t even seem to be upset.

Bill Ackman forgot to tell you this part https://preview.redd.it/acyrhoughq1g1.jpeg?width=1005&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3abfce7c5f60191260251d25b1058c38458c94b2

But it’s also going to prove what he did with Bill

A big bill Clinton load

Omg it’s BILL!

When life gives you bill, be big beautiful, not microsoft lmao 🤌

Bill ackman is sulking coz he is not the big beautiful bill, he is the hell is coming bill

I desperately need a reporter to take one for the team and straight up just ask "yo, did you give sloppy toppy to Bill Clinton?" It would make my life.