BILL

I should probably rotate my gainers once to have those profits disappear in earlier losses. But there´s a tax bill coming for last year and since this year they can be balanced against each other, so I need cash now to get cash back next year. Fucking math. They should just tell me: Here, have a million dollar trust fund. Never ever touch an investment again...

Points at a dollar bill 💵 But what does it do dad?

Bill gates fucks kids. Sell MSFT calls.

I propose we enact a new bill called Glass-Eagle. Every American shall receive one handcrafted, life-sized eagle filled with hundred dollar bills with the sole stipulation that all funds be immediately deposited into brokerage accounts.

My tax bill got so much lower today! Silver linings

Bulls: I think AI chatbots are worth trillions of dollars, an increased electricity bill, and my drinking water!

When Don signed that bill last night it was actually Order 66

The absolute lowest it could ever feasibly go is like 64 and even then we're now 20 bill of deals that's happening in 2026. We've been oversold for a while so I'm hoping we're done with the sell off lmao

PLTR had strong earnings retard, META would have if not for a one time tax bill. The 5 largest Tech companies had strong beats.

do you live under a rock? a good majority of businesses already accept it as payment …. even AT&T accepts bitcoin as payment for internet and phone bill.

Some of y'all want to make life changing money (I do too); I just found out the nursing home dropped a life changing bill on my mom (little less than 100k) and... Yea it's pretty fucking deflating thinking about mortgaging her house for medical bills.

It’s actually astounding that bill pulte (the meme stock guy on twitter) actually holds a meaningful and powerful role in society now. Then again, any regard who makes enough money and sends it to 🥭’s presidential library (and honestly the price isn’t even that high, $1-2M should probably do it) while glorifying him on Twitter can probably do the same. Transactions first, transactions always…

Did you not hear they killed a 30 billion dollar industry with a last minute slip into the bill?

Calls you moron. Farm bill good for pot.

Bummer farm bill. Puts on pot 🍃

Bill Clinton: GOAT economy, younger than current POTUS, not on the Epstein list. Let's get this young buck back in the White House.

What's in the bill that relates to weed stocks?

The fact mary jane stocks had aleady started a downtrend before anyone knew what was on the bill today tell you everything you need to know about the mother fuckers. 🖕🖕🖕

bill signed, hurry up and moon

DID HE SIGN THE FILES BILL TOO WHILE SIGING THE OTHER SHITE LMAOOO

Mango literally signs a bill opening the government back up and pajama boys are stupid enough to sell futures off.

Mango signed the bill in leftover ketchup from his value meal.

BREAKING: Trump signs bill to end all ber

SIGN THE BILL MANG QUIT YAPPIN

SIGN THE FUCKING BILL

Did he sign the bill yet? 

This homey crushing up copium and snorting it off the table with a dolla dolla bill y'all.

Donnie should sign the bill Jeffrey E. Epstein for fun.

>TRUMP WILL SIGN BILL ENDING THE SHUTDOWN TONIGHT AT 9:45 PM ET We are past due.

HR 5371 finally passed by the 119th United States Congress, now to be signed by the President himself. Can’t believe we have formally passed a bill named “Bers R Fuk”

Can they print this bill he's going to sign on a big piece of cardboard or something fun

Feeling depressed since market closed Trump needs to reject the bill so the world is on fire and i feel something again

Pls reject the bill and continue gov shutdown For my entertainment

#wen do i get tracking # for my 2k stimmy after dirty taco signs the bill

Government bill: Practically a done deal Futures Traders: DUHHH I'M GONNA TANK THE MARKET

AP live stream of bill signing . https://www.youtube.com/live/7Xy7R5afAsA?si=Pd2C2GWuBXTsgAOa

They reopen the government but last minute they ram in a provision for 8 R's to get a direct payday check signed by the taxpayer for one million dollars each. Then also exactly 8 D's out of nowhere jump onto the bill despite completely losing on their main demand and a huge victory Nov 4. Yea I'm sure that's just a coincidence.

“Trump to veto a bill in 2025” odds rising on Polymarket

Did Mango autopen the government bill yet?

#will my king wait 10 days to sign the bill? LMAO 🤌

House of regards finally passed the dumb ass bill – should be set to rip

Gonna imitate Netanyahu over the phone to the white House real quick, gonna try to convince a certain somebody to veto the bill until we give more bombs away or something.

If you think mms are surprised, wait until they react to 🥭 signing the bill to end the shut down, the guy who wanted to use Snap to pressure the opponents to cave

JUST IN: US House passes bill to end the government shutdown.[](https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/1988779407964794999)

The bill is passed, the motion is adopted. (im still not sure if this was the real votee or just something procedural lmao)

Tomorrow...all you nerds had better shove your last dollar bill into SPY calls.

bill passed - so time for meta to drop 5% tomorrow. next inflection point - rate drops in Dec. good timing for meta to drop another 15%

Trump to sign bill declaring ber portfolios null and void at 9:45pm EST - wsj

Watch 🥭tomorrow say it’s the most beautiful bill I’ve ever signed

Bill Clinton is so fucked if they keep releasing Epstein files