BILL

At least my tax bill will be non existent again

Do I include my Zyn bill in the PNL this week?

I remember back in march going to the gym with 17k in the bank and a portfolio of 28k. Now I’m drunk at the gym hoping Boeing bounces so I can afford the phone bill. wtf even happened

warmonger dick cheney left us. bill ackman in absolute shambles, having mental breakdowns over zohran. he can't believe he couldn't buy the election. my puts printing. am I in a dream.

META hits but has a big one time tax bill, rockets 10% after hours and craters 20% at open lmao. Google hits and is up 5% then craters 10% 2 days later. It’s all gambling brotha

Once SCOTUS blocks Trumps tariffs. How tf are we paying back that massive bill though.

UNH? Watch you don't slip climbing to the top buddy, daddy can't afford the hospital bill....

Sam Altman screamed "Enough!" When asked on a podcast on how he is planning to fund 1.4 trillion for his deals with 12 bill yearly revenue. He offered to buy the openai stock from the podcast host who is one of the investors I wish I'm joking https://futurism.com/artificial-intelligence/sam-altman-loses-cool-revenue

(SPY wearing Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill costume) “Would you short me? I’d short me so hard.”

MSFT… come on Bill

seeing bill ackman in shambles because of zohran is truly the best thing. ackman is such a disgusting creep.

Bill Gates is still short tsla... Melinda so fine though 

burry knows its just a ONE TIME TAX BILL.

Plus the big beautiful bill is predicated on paying the deficit with tariff revenue

How long til people realize it was a ONE TIME TAX BILL???

Can't wait for Bill Ackman tears.

What other companies are set to have their ER screwed by the Big Beautiful Bill Act like META did?

NBIS already has a 17.9-19.4 bill deal with MSFT lmao

OPENAI is like MSFT's expensive, crazy money spending wife. Whenever OPENAI racks up the credit card, MSFT has to foot the bill....This is what I am thinking.

🍈 fr said that bill gates was bad at science 😭😭😭

Thank Tom Cotton for killing a bill earlier this year that had bipartisan support to end this dumb shit

Subsidy is gone, meaning UNH was already being paid the $940 without it showing up on the end user’s bill Puts on UNH

Can’t wait until spending bill is approved and SPY goes to 700 this week

Well that tax bill reduced profits so less profits for them. Makes sense to go down. Yes bullish for future quarters though since lower tax liability

Meta growth was what 26% rev growth but a 15b tax bill. And regards are buying puts?

It’s the next huge 20x. They have the tech that everyone needs. Even bill gates changed his tune on global warming due to huge energy consumption for AI Transferring data via light is the game breaker

Because Sen Cotton rejected a bill earlier this year to get rid of it

buffett has 380 bill cash and is waiting to dump every penny into OpenAI ipo

You ever think that life likes watching bad shit happen to you? I’m at IHOP, and it is starting to fill up with people and a family including a baby sit at the table next to me. I start getting these farts and try to control the loudness. Then, I go to pay the bill and now I really have to take a shit. First, the lady at the counter is on the phone. Then, she has to go find my waiter. Then, my tap to pay is being real slow. Then, I accidentally write the total in the tip section and have to correct it. All while I’m starting to have to take a shit real bad.

Who is going to pay the bill on those chips and how are those companies going to pay for them? AI is not on a path to be effectively monetized. AI companies have no moat and there is massive competition. Yeah nvidia is making good money, but how long does that last?

So is Bill gates

In all seriousness, my mortgage bill is one of my favorite times of the month. I refinanced at 2% during COVID and I get a letter every other month begging me to make extra principal payment. No thank you. I’m pretty sure whoever is holding it is losing $30-$50k a year from inflation.

$16b tax bill sounds like a steal of a deal to me! :-)

when mamdani wins on tuesday, bill ackman will liquidate his whole portfolio and walk straight into the hudson river

My halloween costume is Bill Hwang I'll just open up my robinhood app when anyone asks

$1200 reno, $200,000 bill

funds who are underweight GOOGL and AMZN will be buying up tomorrow as it is last day of the month. Also through the rest of the year. Bill Ackman must be smiling, big 2 days fo rhim. He went in heavy on both GOOGL and AMZN when they were underperforming the market.

pretty much looks like it. no major issues other than META reaction to a tax bill. maybe they are worried about how they will continue monitizing.

META didn't really suck , it was a tax bill. and MSFT I don't think did poorly either. just Market over reacting.

META gets a tax bill but INTC is sheltered. META has shit lobbyists and lawyers.

#In 1990s Warren Buffett refused to buy Microsoft because he thought it would influence his friendship with Bill Gates negatively. What a fucking dumbass. LMAO🤌

#Imagine being so dumb that thinking Meta is dumping because of a one-time tax bill. It's dumping because Zuck said he won't be shy about spending as much money as possible on AI which reminded people of how he wasted $100 billion on metaverse LMAO🤌

When TSLA tax bill?

Get your GLD for tax bill season.

Meta's revenue and EPS were great. this 1-time tax bill won't affect them in future quarters. I feel confident that Reddit will paint a similar picture, sans the 1-time tax hit.

I'm dressing up as a Tax Bill for Halloween. 👻🎃

Only one thing spooks Wall Street. The tax bill.

The tax bill cometh

Flee from the tax bill. Find a haven in gold.