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Bill Ackman low key a boss How do you show face to investors after swiping away $5B?

Daddy Jerome will foot the bill.

#MAILED JEROME A $5 BILL WITH A NOTE TO SAY “AMD IS UNDERVALUED.” 🤌

Bill Gates:- “My awareness of Climate Change came when I was visiting Africa” “By Genetically Modifying Crops - we can make them Climate Resilient” Keep Bill Gates away from your food💯

Bill Gates clarifies the AI future: "Will we still need humans? Not for most things. We'll decide." I like how he says “We’ll decide”😂😂😂

Quantum bill… govt funding inbound

Just think how big quantum and ai is going to be after the govt starts funding it… Bill is going to be passed soon, and billions will flow in. Just getting started

Bill ackman isn't raging yet so definitely not the bottom yet

My moves this week are as follows: Tomorrow: put a deposit down on a Lamborghini SVJ Wednesday: on my hands and knees ugly crying on the floor of the dealership begging them to refund my deposit Friday: walk back in to the dealership like nothing happened in a $5,000 linen and silk suit throwing wads of cash at the workers like bill huang and asking for the most expensive car they have and that I’ll take 3 of them

His post was a weak attempt at fixing the mess he and congress made. That stupid bill they passed last week to force chip companies to prioritize the US was the instigator and China had to respond. Then Drumph escalated irresponsibly. Tit for tat gone wrong, still no sign that he’ll back down.

how'd we get to the point where both the prez and richest man are legit retards say what u want about bill gates and george bush but they werent actual retards

Don’t buy the dip until Bill Ackman cries on TV

We're gonna find out some asshole was Bill Huang ing it aren't we? And he's liquidating 🌽 cause hes overleveraged on ai dogshit stock

Is this big dick Bill?

Bill Gates, please. Say something. Anything. Say you're gonna do the sex robots or some shit. Pump MSFT

AI dip tomorrow confirmed. ➤ Senate passes bipartisan bill prioritizing **U.S. access to AI chips**. ➤ **Nvidia** and **AMD** must serve U.S. buyers before **China**. ➤ Provision added to **annual defense policy bill**. ➤ Bill aims to **bolster competitiveness** and limit **China exports**. ➤ U.S. tech leaders say bill **threatens innovation and competition**. ➤ **House version** excludes export controls; final bill undecided. ➤ **Elizabeth Warren** says measure supports **small businesses**. ➤ **Nvidia**: U.S. is largest market; sees issue as **non-existent**. ➤ Policy group calls measure a **"major win"** for **national security**.

So the Senate passed the GAIN AI bill. Potential chip selling restrictions to China. Bullish or bearish? Priced in already?

Release the Epstein files but congratulations bill bellycheck 🤷‍♂️

Nobody is going to believe me, and thats ok I wouldnt believe this either, but I found a $100 bill today. And its real

Rugged on $POET? Energy efficiency is the only way these chips survive The electricity bill for a million square ft data centers is $150M

When does Bill Ackman go on CNN and start crying?

I´d argue we´ll have to wait a bit for the effect of the bill. Apart from that this sounds about right.

Inflation increasing at rates faster than before, export and import markets are hurt more than ever before, treasury yields are increasing, gold is increasing, budget is out of control, big beautiful bill failed, government shutdown, but SPY is up every single day like it’s life depends on it

My broker, reported in talks with Apollo and legendary for a 60 bill offer

They just doing their job bro lmao pay your bill

Its very clear they're going to debase your currency Jpmorgan is openly talking about the trade Doesn't feel like panic yet though It should Your 100 bill becomes 1 bill, or worse.

Bill Meade hares Reddit

oh good, whenever I hear about an expensive american hospital bill my mind thinks its anywhere from 7000 to 500,000 dollars

My goal if I ever got stuck with a massive bill was to leave the country for Europe and never come back I am European though Do you have a foreign passport?

Alright time for some impressions: New Yorkers, "Hey I'm WALKIN' here!" Bostonians, "I just PAHKED my CAH in the YAHD" Bill Clinton, "I did not have sexual relations with that woman."

Yo. We need to lock up these old ah pedophiles. Bill Clinton and Taco for jail 2026

Oh nooooo!! Mr Bill!!!!!

Bill nye the stonks guy SELL SELL SELL SELL

I feel like Bill Huang.

First comes a mini poop retest 6700 then crab into weekend unless senate passes a funding bill before then. 

A hundred billion for u, a hundred billion for you, lil hundy bill over there and there. You know what? Everyone is getting a hundred billion!!!!

BILL TO END U.S. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN FAILs TO WIN ENOUGH VOTES TO PASS IN SENATE

Vz 9/26 35 p after someone stole my number. bought a phone with it. They kept charging me for 4 months when they said it was resolved. I ended my 26 yr relationship with them then I get a bill for 1,000. Verizon customer service is on crack

If the senate votes to pass the bill tonight the market pumps tomorrow

Mine is almost longer than the width of a dollar bill 🙌

Nobody will read this except skimmer bots so I just wanted to state my PP is bigger than a dollar bill LMAO 🤌

elon paid the bot bill

Water bill was $1,621. Puts on life

My husband's twink is asking a lot of questions about the rent money. I need Bill Gates to pump MSFT or I'll get the lube again 😭

no ur lungs man, hospital bill too big

bro dont even play i love that show, i love bill he wud def be my traumatized and misunderstood triangular interdimensional demon bf

I just made furry AI porn at the sacrifice of my electricity bill and clean water

Way better than finding a twenty dollar bill in jeans you just washed

Amazon is without question the worst stock in the history of the market. No other company is worse, ever. Bill Gates is rolling in his grave watching Amanda Bynes run his company into the ground.

We've got like 3 more rate cuts and a government funding bill to be passed This shit isn't going down it's going to $700 by the end of the month.