BILL

Bill Clinton if any

Found a crumpled 1 dollar bill in a vent; was happy for a second. Then sad because it’s 4 dollars for a bag of chips at the vending machine

Clarity bill about to pass

This is just his "healthcare bill" in two weeks shtick all over again (there is no end)

Reparations for slaughtering >100 kids is gonna rack up quite a bill

Wait till all this agents shit runs out of credits/tokens and corps go... why the fuck is our bill 5 million dollars???

$SNDK very close to its previous high of ~695 *in premarket*. If it gets rejected off 700, puts may be an easy $2 bill. Give it a minute to see if it pushes through 700 after an initial rejection.

Bill Nye 2028

I just hope they have a way to sanitize the sex robot really well after Bill Gates is done with it

I hope you have solar. Otherwise it will be the same. My utility company jacked up the electricity bill from March

These are the last messages i can post because after tomorrow i won’t be able to afford my telephone bill. Good luck everyone!

Tbh, the $2 bill exploit is fucking genius!

Bruhs what if they made a $3 bill

Operation Epic Mission Creep has begun. I'd put us somewhere in '64 in the Vietnam timeline. Next step, Iran descends into civil war and America will send SF and advisors to support their chosen side. Those troops are going to need support when the casualties mount. And so the 82nd arrives. Then 10th Mountain. And on and on we go. In 8 years we'll withdraw with 10k+ casualties, a trillion dollar bill and the Iranian people won't be better off.

you guys get the bill. one of the fatter ones gave me some thin mints.

I have a $2 bill. I was told its value is going to the moon

Can we have bill ackman on cnbc saying hell is coming please? That was pure theatre

Bulls got awfully quiet. Not able to pay their Wi-Fi bill? 

Imma bill my year of losses to 🥭 for reinbursement

can't convince me bill mcdermott is not a lizard person

Pretty sure Bill was lying about having sexual relations with that woman 

Bessent is nostalgic of his hedge fund days. Thats why he asked daddy rump if he could trade oil futures. Thats why the spikes in oil are happening, bessent is balling like bill hwang

I ordered buttered corn at the restaurant and the bill shows $72,000. What the hell

Read the wrong article I will now not be betting my last $2 bill and instead leaving it hidden in my crusty jizz sock like the guy told me to do

I lost all my money but a $2 bill

For what it’s worth I’d bet my last $2 bill on it

Bill didn’t have adequate virus protection sounds like Microsoft

I wish Bill hadn't given Melinda Chlamydia.

I’d bet my last $2 bill that the whore moves again

do i send my gas bill to the jeww community?

Congressional Bill #738-63 - The US government will take the entirety of next years budget and then flip a coin to decide whether they’ll buy a 0DTE call or put with it.

My water bill went from 20 eur to 150 eur in one month Can I do calls on my water bill?

The Housing bill passed today is a joke and a mockery of the slaves of America.

Don’t forget about Bill Jiden too

Why do you care? All that money will go to businesses and none of it will be passed down (ie trickle down) to consumers The average citizen has once again foot the bill

Double banding $1 bill stacks is certainly a choice

👨: Oh boy I’m finally out of college and got own place. American Freedom and I’m ready to start building my life. 🥭: “so I did a thing 🛩️💥🏚️🏚️. I’m also introducing a new bill called the fuk off peasant eat 💩and 💀”

I had a dream last night where I was at a party and I got to meet Bill Clinton and Bill gates and some other guy in a wheelchair and we went up to the balcony and overlooked the ocean. Epstein Island dream??

Wtf. Can’t catch a break. Almost green and the housing bill passed fuk everything up and right back to red. Fuking hell

Even with the low-income discount, my electric bill is over $300 a month now. Model X costing me 😦🤌

Yes he is one of the cosigner's of the bill to force the release of the Epstein files

What do they have on him? My guess is that it really is him blowing Bill.

I could believe that maybe we're dramatically overspending on this war, and that iran's total bill is much smaller than ours and they can outlast us as seems to be their goal ... but I dont believe for a second the US is losing assets as a function of iran's activities. This war is about who taco's first

LFG bill microslop!!

Bill Ackman went on TV during Covid and gave quite a performance. Fake tears crying about how markets may never come back while shorting the market. He's a gimp

bill ackman keeps replying to pakistani fake AI posts. short his IPO

lmao brother took offense at a generic comment because he perfectly fit the bill

Bill Ackman made $142.8 million last year which is up from $46.6 million the prior year.

They are going to crash, the "save our bacon" bill gets rid of all regulations like cages where pregnant sows can "fully extend limbs", the price of pork is about to crater as US dominance takes full effect