BRAG

Not to brag but 🥩 was kind of easy to play just watching the momentum. I loaded at $3, sold half at $4 and half at $6.🤷

This isn’t the brag you think it is.

All this rambling to brag that he killed latino fishermen

Guys, I made $34 today. I say this not to brag, but to inspire you to realize you can make nice money in the market too 😊

Went to the Apple store with my niece today, I tried to brag to her about my latest IPhone purchase... but in reality I lost all my money in the Gourd futures market and I bought it on Klarna.

If I was Jeff Bezos, my girlfriend would be hot. No brag, just fact

not to brag but I have traded two options so far and made $105 I guess you can say I'm a pretty big deal

They can be paid in ketchup for all I care, I think the stock will still go up. I'm just commenting here nowso I can brag later

I don’t want to brag but I’ve been diarrhea free for five days now.

Trumps going to brag about drone striking a Venezuelan fishing boat

Not to brag, but my wife is ovulating, and as soon as she puts our daughter to bed, she wants to fuuuuuuuuck.

He will placate them so he can brag about the market. He doesn't have the cards. Never did

Homies buying GLD nowadays and brag about it and some people still think the stock market is doing well

Omg he is talking about classified stuff. He likes to brag doesn't he

Can we just get a 10% index pump again and then have him brag about his friends making millions and millions on national TV soon after?

Not to brag but… I still have the iPhone 12 and it works just fine.

gonna have to hear the bears brag about their first win in a few decades, enjoy it now virgins but you know she will cum back with extreme vengeance

This is still Joe’s market… all 🥭 did the last four years was brag that when the market was well and good, he took credit for it so sorry, this is Uncle Joes market still.

>That fact you’re projecting so much makes me think you’re actually poor and are trying to compensate for that LOL > Go somewhere else to brag about your $200 bitcoin gains mhmmm

A use case has nothing to do with price. I use toilet paper everyday. It doesn’t mean I should invest in toilet paper. Go somewhere else to brag about your $200 bitcoin gains

All weekend it’s been bears doomposting and now it’s time they go hibernate until we get some slightly red and then they can brag about how of course we’re going down because of Venezuelan boats being bombed I’m thinking crypto will have a strong week and holding a little RIOT CIFR BITF right now. Sold puts on BMNR so it’d be nice to see them move further out Holding a good amount of PPTA and USAR for when they get their 🍊 man buy in phone call Always have a lot of NBIS I’d love for Gap to get off its butt this week too Holding FRMI and SMLR w calls sold on them And I’m keeping my eye on a few other tickers I’ll buy more of if they drop

Guy I know that likes to brag about discovering ETH in 2025 was telling me about RGTI last night. Crash is coming boys, they've got the most retail of retail investors fattened up for the slaughter.

oddest humble brag

Impressive how retail traders really think like we’re in some dot-com 2000s bubble, yet at the same time convinced we’re “just at the beginning” and prices will keep mooning forever. As if it’s peak influencer flex to brag about “making money in a bubble" is the coolest thing on earth. Spoiler: you’re are trapped. The media keeps screaming “bubble”: pure reverse psychology to make people believe it’ll go on forever and suck more dumb money in. Difference vs. dot-com? Back then the internet created jobs. Now AI’s about to erase them. We’re not starting a cycle, we’re closing out a decades-long mega one. And the real rule of bubbles? Nobody talks about them while they happen. They creep up and blindside you. If everyone’s shouting “bubble” and “we’re just getting started,” it’s guaranteed fake.