BRO

Here I was about to sell yesterday too bro FUCKKKK

bro what the fuck happened i went from a yacht to wendy’s in 12 hours

Bro corn is shitting hard

Bro tanked my port 15% just cause he didn’t get a prize lol

Bro was simpin over the Nobel prize Guh

bro why did I sell my puts too

Just saw a dude says consistency is key said he had 90% win rate. Then showed his gains vs losses, bro's losses eclipsed all his gains combined, cant make this shit up, guy still thinks he's a genius.

Hey bro, give me back my remote

Bro, I just started today in biotech and semiconductors... I'm already losing, is that exciting every day?... the adrenaline rush

Bro wtf

How to time the top (100% accuracy) 1. Identify the biggest dildo of a person you know. Likely a co worker or fraternity brother. 2. Maintain a proximal and cordial relationship with them — bimonthly lunch outings, occasional rapport building text messages, etc. 3. Listen carefully for the phrase “it’s literally free money bro”. 4. The very second you hear the phrase, liquidate all of your positions, cut all contact, and hedge. 5. Enter your doomsday bunker.

Mango is so corrupt lmao. Bro just enriching himself frfr

It's been a while. Orange bro needed to make sure the market is still listening. Was running a little dry on attention

This morning I posted about what Trump would do since he lost the Nobel peace prize. Bro went full scorched earth

Bro was like, stock market green the last month? I don't think so

my bad bro i'm regarded as fck

Bro ring the damn bell....enough. healthy pull back and let's resume next week now that its out of the way.

Bro this is fuckin rough lmfao 😂

Bro please, i dont have enough for the lube

The mother of all Vs incoming in 7 minutes , Trust me bro

Yeah bro why not, let's flush it for the 5th time today for a tweet from a guy that hasn't kept a promise in his whole life

The bro is like a black swan machine, he just pumps them out

Bro who are these ppl selling? He does this shit BIWEEKLY! How do people keep falling for it?

Bro wtf did I wake up to .. God I miss Biden

Fuck this shit i hate orange dude everytime i buy fucking calls he says some stupid shit and fucks me over in the ass why is he like this why cant i have anything good happen to me my wife left me too and my grandma died yesterday bro what the fuck

no really bro, this is the bottom bro just trust me. one more call bro cmon

Biden.. bro.... we seriously gotta talk

Bro mad at the trade war he started lmfao

Bro didn’t get the Nobel peace prize so dropped some bombs on the market

Bro, the VIX is PUMPING

We lose money whenever bro is cranky 😩

bro..i'm homeless now..

Bro I thought we’re done with tariffs. Lol

Bro I looked away for 15 mins and got ass blasted what in the fuck is happening

Bro is fake dumping the market to pump it tomorrow

Bro I’m earning so much on $UUUU, $NB and $USAR calls rn 🚀🚀🚀

Bro what is up with POET? Are we rugged or alive?

i lowkey bought a few lotto 0dte puts today cuz i assume bro will say something dumb due to nobel peace prize $600 > $7k (though if i rode it thru the 3rd candle it would be 12k but alas)

i just bought bro...

bro what just happened

Bro I almost just bought a 6750 SPX option for $1200 bucks that is now worth $130. I guess the finance gods saved me once

bro what is this. I can't handle all this green

Bro wtf is that coinbase movement LOL

Bro. I have 3rd degree burns on 300% of my body caused by buying puts on TSLA. Don't fucking do that shit.

Fuck bro why didn’t I just yolo after liberation day could’ve retired

Like fuckjng CLOCKWORK bro I hate this shit.

Bro with that calendar dyslexia

The PATH is up not down wyd lil bro

My Apld call was already up 100 percent, only another 170 percent added. The 35 lottos I got only up 150 percent. FKN IV CRUSH MMs WTF BRO

Bro Gold market cap is 27T. Compare to Nvda 4.5T