BRO

You’re the next Burry. You have all the education, experience, insight, and tools to call the next correction. You’ve done the work. But you gotta check yourself so you go to WALLSTREETBETS and post something like I don’t understand why the market is doing this. You expect that another brilliant mind will give you the information for free and they do. Wow you got this bro.

Calls for tomorrow bro bro

**Sam Altmann or any tech bro reading this**: announce a well regarded acquisition that makes no sense pls

Bro please v bro when does it v bro 🤣 fuhhhhhhg

SPY PLSSSS ILL SUK UR DIK BRO PLS I'M OVERLEVERAGED

Bro I finally looked into why UUUU has been wrecking Uranium tickers, I didn't know they got into rare earth metals. The biggest regard is always the one in the mirror.

Wtf bro my quants r fcked when u make it a real casino

“We either go up or down” thanks bro

This shit is just a straight line up bro wtf man

Bro SPY is up like 30% in half a year

Bro it can reach $10, I know it!

Bro you made me look. wasted my damn time

Nahh bro I’m just jacking off to bussy rn

at least I got $2M aged 25 unlike you LMAO. if it makes u feel better, all inherited lil bro. gonna enjoy my life lil bro.

# dude I don't have to be on tinder to get dates lil bro. I use sth called Monaco for that LMAO

# dude I don't have to be on tinder to get dates lil bro. I use sth called Monaco for that LMAO

Bro who told you my cost basis 😲

Bro ate too much Tylenol.

Hell yeah bro it’s gonna +5000% one day and you’ll be right. Until then just focus on putting the fries in the bag.

Bro is going to leave the gov shutdown and then claim they “saved money”

"super loyal" bro…

Hold tight bro

never go full retard lil bro

Former pharma bro mentions a penny stock on twitter and it 10xes, how is that legal? also, respect the grind.

Bro, 2300 baggers on Applovin

just put the fries in the bag bro.

It’s a ticket bro, just buy calls

Trust me bro

Free da bro u/Learn_The_Machines. 🔫💯😞🙏

Bro I smell like shit but my designated shower day isn’t for another 3 weeks

I made pinto beans for the first time. Used half the bag and thought, "this will be enough for a meal or two." Bro after soaking... they filled the whole pot. Sooooo, I've been having beans for every meal... and will probably be eating them for the rest of the week... I feel bad for whoever walks behind me because it has been 2 days of non-stop farting...

My 6'6" bro gonna propose and marry his 5'0" girlfriend. I told him his manlet sons will forever hate him for making him below average height.

Damn bro I'm salty about buying at 6 and getting called away at 8

OpenAI is the Qatar of the tech industry. "We will send you $800T on the next year, trust me bro. Don't worry about it being way more than our GDP."

joe rogan talks about AI like he is altman chill bro

Long live Painpal bro 😎 PYPL

bro all you have to do is

Bro made 1%.

Zoom out bro

Hey cripky my bro

this sub might not recover bro

I’m a they bro

Bro it's amd, you should feel happy it's green

Bro why ain't you providing the dick?

Can’t believe I’m down 20% on my fermi bro, you mean “giga reactors” that “we may or may not achieve” 8 years from now was grift???

Nah they’re happy bro. They’ll get a nice few week vacation and then get back pay for playing golf themselves

that will definitely make you feel less cute but u still cute bro

bro wants confirmation it won’t rocket without him

Bro you okay? Lmaooo

Bro the iPhone 5 is outdated