BRO

Bought NEXT calls in honor of that dude who got banned, free da bro. 🙏🙏

Fries in the bag lil bro

Bro..Erika Kirk actually released a song..the grift never stops lmfao

Pls don’t do this bro I finally bought the dip I command you to change your mind and buy a call rn

Nah bro, it’s worth at least tree fiddy 🤌

Earnings reports, future guidance, revenue, acronyms, percentages…that’s fucking cool bro. I just like to press “buy calls” button and watch number go up.

Ronald Wayne, the forgotten third founder of Apple whom once owned 10% of the company sold his stake for shit all. That would have been worth $75b to $300b 𒓎 he died poor He also sold his copy of the original signed contract for $500 after the same document was sold for $1.6 million many years later. Bro can't catch a break

dont do it bro. those will fall apart the moment the market turns.

It is actually wild you can watch effectively binance do this cyclically and yet people go "defi has thrown off the shackles of old corruption". Corn bro's on something.

#Nine of out 10 times I see a Tesla, it's always driven by an Indian tech bro. If they cancel H1B visas, Tesla car sales will drop so much LMAO🤌

Bro don't even think about it..saying from experience you'll be very disappointed

Lmao bro just finance a chipotle burrito on 0 interest.....4 year loan, 25 cents a month 🤌

Bro I work with this pregnant girl , she's literally going to work on Tuesday til 6 and then get induced to give birth at 7:30 because she can't afford to take any time off. Both her and her husband work full time. Literally worse life than a third world person. But keep pumping this clown market because big tech still making money 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤌

Anyone else get the feeling a bunch of these government positions were just created to give the homie a job Like, “hey… you could be the secretary to the deputy of interior security intelligence” “Thanks, bro”

Bro don't pretend you want emojis, you're just looking to the mouth in a blowbang, it's cool bro. Be you

Does r/doesnotexist exist, bro?

Bro, stop 🛑 ✋

bro the power move is to not break gaze with her while taking a growler

The bears in here are making me so horny bro wtf

Imaginary internet points don't matter bro. Just the size of your tiny portfolio.

Bro I make like 60 bucks a day at Wendy’s😭😭😭

LoL.. Salesforce wanted to bring "agents" to all of Fortune 500. That was the narrative a year ago. Now, its own stock is at 52w low.. because _"AI ate software"_. It's all narrative, bro.. Don't know about you, but calling or chatting with any service desk, "human" is the first word I say/type.. coz the "AI agent" is just plain bad.

damn bro she got some big chi chis

It’s a new day and make it a good one bro

bro dont even play i love that show, i love bill he wud def be my traumatized and misunderstood triangular interdimensional demon bf

Bro they just sold two computers for $5,700,000. I bought 10 computers from Apple yesterday and it was only $21,000. You probably told your algebra teacher you didn’t like math because it wasn’t practical. Dork.

Bro we’re both commenting on a Reddit thread

touch some grass bro

lol it’s a prank bro relax >>> collapse the financial markets

Bro, AI video in 4k is actually crazy.

Bro I'm going completely cash so I can hopefully get a house soon

Spend time with your wife bro!!

What are you dropping $50k on?! Bro drop me an application

Good luck bro. Hope you find something better

lol bro, AOL shut that shit down on Tuesday. you gonna lose all ur monies

Trust me bro

10m market bro seriously

i hate the fcuking weekend bro

How you doing bro/bra?

We’re so cooked bro

Small pullback bro

It’s good bro the US will bailout Argentina by buying Argentine pesos and use that instead

Trust me bro thesis?

Bro this isn’t healthy

Over a year into the A.I bubble and I still have to rub one out myself. A.I is a scam bro

Bro what is this market

Bro amzn is the worst stock

Bro same. I lost all my Sept gains - fuggin sucks

Bro! What the fuck just happened?!

BRO WTF IS THAT