BRO

Way too deep bro. You make money off of it when there is fear, thats it.

bro, I think you added a 0 or thought that was the futures price... rip

Bro it's still down over 3% today 😂

Amazon bro

Haha good one bro

Bro this premarket was a whole movie with a plot arch and everything

Bro nothing makes sense anymore I'm selling everything and moving to Thailand.

how leveraged are u that gld above 395 an ur port cryin bro

Jeffrey's best bro is going to invade Vuvuzela? Cwash coming?

I love this community bro it’s so funny how quickly it switches from team bulls to bears or vice versa

Bro, SPY just recovered 1% in pm. Wtf happened?

Bro quant trading is auto selling PMAO

I predict that we will have another drop so shorts can exit puts and then from there uhhh idk probably up ish, idk bro im not a professional. I’m picking up Vix puts for next year 😟

People say “why are you bulls scared of a 3% drop zoom out” but like bro we forced to buy at all time high perma in this shitty market deep down we expect the rug

"Trump: Such high tariffs on Chinese goods are not sustainable" Bro that's crazy, you won't believe who put them in place.

Bro come on I was trying to warn people. Never sell. Rookie mistake

Bro I put my phone down for a minute and everytime I look spy’s up $1.50

Same bro hope I get the opportunity. I've aged a decade in 2 weeks.

How much salary bro. If it makes you feel better I may lose 2 years. $ROPE

Whole market bro

Theres so many younger idiots my age who have their entire life savings put into buttcorn. I tried talking with my cousin the other day about investing and this guy had no grasp on it. All he knew is that buttcorn goes up and that I should do it too. *no thanks bro*

You're in the first wave bro 💀

bro this market is so dumb rate cuts are coming china and trump gonna make up just buy, stop sell. wtf

Don’t take it personally bro everyone regarded here

Ima give you guys a free one. Tomorrow will be red until midday/ after lunch where it will have a reversal and recovery a bit till close. Then Monday big green open. Source: trust me bro

17-year-old boy from Georgia arrested after trying to discipline his little sister with a belt, as he was left in charge of his eight siblings while their mother was gone!! Free bro, these kids don't listen these days

I’ve had enough of gay bars. Why can’t they make a straight bar? A bar just for straight men, true patriots and Alpha Males. We could call it the Bro Hole. No women allowed. Straight alpha patriotic men only. 🫠

Bro how is this guy still in league ravens won in like 2009 with him wtf is going on

Bro 😂😂😂 it’s too much . I’m just smiling with terror . What the fuck is happening

Bro we’re lowkey at war with Venezuela for like literally no reason.

Bro that’s insane I checked two minutes ago GLD -2 and now it’s plus wtf is going on

trust me bro lol

Ok bro we get it you didn’t win the Nobel prize can we go back to green candles?

Bro I got Dec gold calls shoulda got 1dte

Bro said we're in a trade war... And we won't buy cooking oil. You showed them 🤡

History could be made on WSB for the first regard to have a lambo from GLD calls. Thinking “GLD BRO” for the plate.

"Trust me bro"

Listen bro. Listen. You listening? LISTEN. Fuckin calls, those fucking calls. Blasting tomorrow. Fucking BLASTING blasting. You’re in great shape dude. I’m so happy for you. (Sniff) Hey you know her??? (Points) Nice to meet you bro. Pound it. Stay frosty. Love those shoes by the way.

Bezos tryna get us working in Amazon space factories bro no thanks

Nah the Nigerian security gaurd goes hard af. Bro is 6'4" and looks like he should be Luke Cage.  Maybe if I brought him some jollof rice lol

Bro. Gold is up 65% ytd. Literally vertical. How tf are market warning signals not blaring red rn.

Bro thinks GLD can drop 🤣

It recovered 0,3% Bro

lube and poppers bro, thank me later

You see how no one supported your bs and my Comments got more upvotes… meaning they think your a idiot as well jajajaj go to bed bro

"There's this thing that's been money for 5,000 years, is on an insane bull run and you can buy it easily like any stock, plus banks are buying it hand over fist and they guard it with machine guns and tanks." "No thanks bro, I just found a company operating out of a Wendy's dumpster that has a P/E ratio of 5,677 and... no wait, scratch that, they don't yet earn any money at all, so it's all theoretical. Gonna moon. Gives me the vibes."

Bro I maxed my 401k like two months ago

bro what the fuck is gold doing now

"Trust me bro it was the 🧃"

Bro I paper handed my spy 0dte puts for only 120% gains when it should have been a tenbagger. Then I tried to ride the V back up but the dip kept dipping. Lost it all back