BRO

who knows bro, I eat rocks. hopefully 30 though, I'd shit myself

bro just complains

AMD is so gay bro,

Bro SPY wtf

Some of yall need to learn capitulation lol. You’re just gonna theta fuck the damn thing cuz “buy the dip bro”

Bro u can't be serious. They needed to catch a breather

bro please go up here that candle was nice

Bro wtf is goin on

Sweet pump and dump bro

No way gold gonna undo that this quick bro I love it

bro thinks theres 31 months

Bro why the fuck are we pumping

Why has everyone forgot that they deliberatly shut down the government so that the epstein files die down and so that they dont have to release the damning economic data? Why in the world would we be bullish here lol? Are they just going to keep the government shutdown his whole term so that he doesnt have to deal with the epstein files? Bro you did pedophilic acts, time to pay the piper. Its jail time.

bro how is amzn such a ghey whack ass stock. Fuck this bald motherfucker. Still holding tho

Bro fomo I’m not in calls… but i know if i buy now we gonna crater

bro the fucking volume on AMPX, I think its having its moment.

OKLO now is just complete insanity bro wtf

My bro crazier

Bro I bought OKLO puts after that post about their office I don’t understand

Hey bro pass it to the left 💨 🌲

“Trust me bro”

thats basically in the green bro

Don’t blow the account today bro😭🙏

yeah bro load up on puts

My bro got laid off now and met a girl now he doesn’t text me as much 😔 Looking for new friends send me applications. No uggos

But bro everything is fucken high

We get it bro

Why bro, last time this was mentioned it was 4 years ago

Nah bro i might actually sleep on a bed tonight

Why do the washing machines lie about the time. It's never accurate, it's okay bro just tell me the truth

Sry bro she got it from me 😔 or maybe it was the herpes.. not sure tbh.

Ur mom definitely touched you many times bro

Bro don’t do it. Our interest payments are over $1 trillion dollars now. Runaway inflation is coming and gold is going to the moon.

saylor the buttcorn bro hero... lul

I’m gonna always be myself and bro just be yourself🥹🥹🥹u gon make it twin but always be you my fellow 🍠 brother

Like bro

i would rather listen to a jehovah witness than a buttcorn bro... lul

Its your algorithm bro

Rizzing up hot chicks is so easy bro

Why do I invest? BECAUSE MY FUCKING NEIGHBOR WON'T STOP PLAYING MUSIC. WE LIVE IN A FUCKING APARTMENT AND IT'S 10:30PM, WTF BRO? AND OF COURSE YOU PRETEND TO NOT BE HOME WHEN I politely KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR. I CAN HEAR THE DOGS BARKING AND THE MUSIC FROM YOUR FRONT DOOR, I KNOW YOU'RE HOME HOLY SHIT. yeah, so my plan is to either make enough to buy a house or die trying.

Right on, bro. I'm glad to hear that. Likewise. My portfolio is at 818k with 425k being unrealized gains. I'm going to keep holding my NVDA shares because I believe in the company, but I have some other positions that have performed better in the short term.

when r we going to have 24/7 options trading? i need to sell my puts bro

How bro it’s soy bean sauce

Engineering is hard bro

good luck, bro. they let you do leaps over there? i love them for dumbshit like that but i know your options rules are a bit different than ours.

you can't discount 0 cash flow (Let alone not a single contract for revenue streams) lmfaooooo bro is using a magic 8 ball for his DCF assumptions

Nah bro, need money to gamble in the market

We’re going so green tmr. Trust me bro

Bro I was about to comment this a few minutes ago 😂 fucking wawa charging $2.50 to add bacon to a sandwhich ( 3 little strips )

Bro... Obviously it's possible, it's just gonna be seriously tricky and take a long time. Plus it's unreasonable to buy in and expect to sell only after it has doubled in value. Oftentimes that will take years, or will not happen for decades, depending on the stock. Other times it could happen in the same week (see: rare earths).