BRO

Oh look VIX is getting spicier now 39% gains. Can’t wait for JPM and GS to fucking pop this fucking bubble bro. Guidance gonna wreck shit harder than trumps tweet on Friday

Think I’m just gonna dump all my tech and become a rare metal bro

Bro the amount of just blatant lying and making shit up in this thread is wild I can’t tell if its bots or just retards

Just get married bro, it’ll make all your other bad financial decisions look like pocket change.

Bro this is such bullshit. How can Silver bulls keep getting away with it? There's no fucking dips, going for 9 green WEEKLY candles in a row! Meanwhile all my shit is dropping down to the core of the earth. AND I HAVE 50k OF TAX DEBT PAYABLE NEXT MONTH I HAVEN'T TAKEN OUT THE CASH FOR FUCK

You get gains bro... Just like the tooth fairy. Few dollars as a kid and thousands now

It’s so over bro no way these tartiffs actually made the country anything

One of wealthiest whales I know tells everyone he’s a janitor. Dude invests into ASTS $500k/day. Has a nice car, invests it all. I once asked him: “bro, have you seen the ASTS chart?” He laughed, smiled, and said: “fuck it, we ball.” Major lesson here.

Bro, im not selling nothing. HOLD, Will be fine

Bro is celebrating a 1% dip LMAOOOO

Bro i think it’s you that needs to stop “trading”

Nah bro, we cant let tomorrow be red. Some loser is gonna feel justified with his mumbo jumbo technical analysis if that happens.

I thought for sure today would move green to red because the “trust me bro, everything’s fine” tweet was retarded, and means nothing without revoking the 100% tariff increase threat. My 0DE poots got cooked. Market can stay retarded longer than I can stay retarded.

bro i swear 75% of accounts on here are bots. including myself

Holy shit Gold, what the hell bro

bro the futes dropping again. Shouldn't listen to the words "its all over" after only 1-2 day of drop

ZERO TO NEAR ZERO CAPITAL GANZ TAXES ON CRAPTO / CORN TO BE ANNOUNCED IN THE USA SOON Source: Trust me bro

Bro how do you bers still have money

Daddy Xi, I know you're reading this, come on bro, lock in, my calls need to soar and threats aren't helping

Bro I feel so fucking dumb for not getting gld calls today. This is fucking insane

Meta bragging about how thier glasses can film in 3k. bro who would be proud about using a nonstandard resolution?

Bro felt a tingling in his butthole

Not reading allat bro

Bro hates making $$

“Trump changed course to a more deescalatory tone versus China as he discussed with aides ways to say something publicly that could halt the market drop” Bro folded instantly lmao

IDR and TMC. You're welcome bro

Dumbass Rep. Speaker Mike Johnson: We’re barreling toward one of the longest shutdowns in American history. Why don't you shut the fuck up bro

Praying ASTS will go back into the $70s so I can buy back in. Every time I sell some of my bag it continues to fucking climb to the heavens. Love it but pls bro

Bro copied me. Just made this

Buy the fucking dip bro

why bro just curious

Bro Open was pumped to the fucking bone, it's so fucking dry now.

You high bro

Damn bro, my fat ass bought CRML because I thought it meant Caramel. ....either way we eating good tomorrow!

The only thing worse about a crypto bro getting wiped out is when everyone else is recouping their money 1 day later

I've paid my dues, bro. I've lost about 30k gambling options, but I'm up over 400k holding shares. Turns out it works better for me to just buy and hold. But I've paid my tuition.

Yeah bro if you're not losing thousands by gambling on 0dtes that expire worthless wtf mane 🖕😒

Bro that’s an x tweet bub

Bro you really on this rant, you consider breathing between posts? Is managing your diet and doing exercise better? Yes. Duh. Fucking. Duh. The fatties are there because they can't. Do you know what GLPs really prescribe? Forced dietary discipline. The thing that literally every other alternative doesn't provide. Simple. Fucking. As.

Why are you obsessed with ozempic? Post your physique bro

I know bro

Just put the fries in the bag bro

In 1998 I almost won a ford explorer through mcd monopoly. I only needed one more railroad but that one railroad was never circulated in my area. It’s all a fucking scam bro

My bro bluen

The seventh booster will definitely work bro

same bro same

Bro just trust me bro for real.

CRML bro

Bro don't jinx it, I just rolled/doubled down my MU calls lmao

bitchass toyota dealerships tryna scalp ppl on trucks now. like bro its just a car with a bed... unless its 4x4