BRO

$BITF CALLS TRUST ME BRO

I hung up on her bro i told her im on wsb with the guys

God I hate zig zags. Just pick a direction bro

Can I get anyone excited about Microstrategy anymore? They're a value company now bro trust me. Also AMD.

Bro APLD?

I actually hedged my long calls for once. Feels good bro

So green today why did bro do 0dtes from 10k to $400

If retards like Cletus or Jebidiah can make money in this market, but you can't, it's a skill issue bro.

# IMAGINE BEING BRITISH BRO LMAOOOOO

Never quit bro you are about to win big

We need a tweer that it was just a joke bro

bro how the fuck is my GLD spreads 377/378 expiring 10/20 already reaching the max gain strike today LMFAO

cats dont die bro

Bro am I missing something with RGTI? They aren’t doing anything special but the pump is relentless

some "very smart" bro said 662 was the floor when I said spy was dumpy Hope bro is okay, the relief rally and selloff was so obvious I saw it coming on Friday

Bro it’s 10am on a semi- holiday. Gov shutdown will end soon, and a China trade deal will materialize, on top of Q4 bullish sentiment. Buy some shares or long dated calls and chill.

Literally up over a trust me bro tweet btw

WeBULL bro 😤

Bro OpenAI and AVGO now? Lmao fuck this generational grift of a company

Bro it’s April again

BRO THIS SHIT OBVIOUSLY TANKING YET I STILL BOUGHT CHEAP 0DTE 675 SPY CALLS WORTH 2K LMAOOOO

Lets see if mango's "don't worry bro" truth is worth a pump of this magnitude

how have ppl already commented 45 times this morning lmao eat some breakfast bro wtf

Bro shorting major semiconductor players during the most obvious AI bubble

Lol 🫵you are retarded bro

Bro no margin to use today. Lame as fk.

0dte put at open, trust me bro

I dunno bro. Wait till companies start using it on balance sheets like btc.

Facts bro

Uncle Sam needs you to work bro. Who's going to weld the iphones together?

What happened in the Knesset now?, maybe some Israelean crypto bro angry at Mango 🤔

"yeah sure bro. 1k on red cause black steals"

"bro i need money. i'll give you 1k and you invest it and give me 2k back at the end of the year. ok?"

Basically mango said “it’s a prank bro” and we’re pumping like there’s no tomorrow?

8% bro ?

Bro my cash hasn’t settled 😩

bro wants to get banned, crazy

Bro trust me

An all cash guy, a bear and a crypto bro walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "Get the fuck out"

My manager gave me a “you’re retarded” look when i told her i manage my own portfolio instead of letting a finance bro manage my portfolio. She’s right. I am retarded

Cook those tendies nice and crispy bro

Why they keep bothering Mahomes with throwing the ball when bro is already busy day dreaming about the superbowl

It’s gonna be something that pumps the market even higher bro. The grift is basically over and now back to business as usual

Taco: Omg Gyna. Imma tariff you so hard! Gyna: Bring it bro! Taco: Okay never mind. You lucky for now.

you can certainly tell who is losing here. This game ain't for everyone. We need plumbers too. Those 0-3dte puts wont get you out of your job bro.

Good luck bro.

When a crypto bro jumps off a building and falls on your head and kills you, it’s a recession. When he jumps off a building and falls on *my* head, it’s a depression.

Bro these fucks arent going to settle my cash account tomorrow

futes are green bro

What the fuck is happening in the US bro