BROS

coin bros getting excited for the end of the modern world, except that would end their coins value

Gold is being dumped by paper handed crypto bros that showed up for gold like cockroaches last week.

BROS, GLD, SLV, MSFT calls. You're welcome (im bagholding lmao)

Bros gold is not going away. America is not going to save its dollar value. No way.

OKLO bros leading the charge today LMAO

Told y'all $BROS before hoes

GLD bros trembling right now

Silver bros in shambles

Lmao Gold bros getting a golden shower rn

Six hours ago, this thread was full of gold bugs clowning on corn bros, but now that gold has joined in on the sell-off, it seems to have gotten a bit quiet. Never change WSB, never change.

Remember when the Corn bros tried to buy a cruise ship create a permanent mobile crypto country, only to find out that ships actually need maintenence, especially if you buy them "ultra used?"

Vegan Meat Bros > Crypto Bros

It's okay crypto bros BTC will be $200k another time.

AHEM AHEM ITS TIME. CRYPTO BROS IN SHAMBLES, TLT CHADS IN LAMBOS

Why’s it always one leg of the parlay that doesn’t hit bros? Always. Mother. Fucker.

As an avid Angel fan, there is zero chance Toronto stands a chance against LA lol May as well give it to Seattle bros

🌽 bros the type of dudes to completely blow up their friends and families life savings so they can personally turn 2k into 6k

🌽 bros getting left behind.

Is my BROS play finally looking at greener pastures?

Mfs become crypto bros to appear more attractive to women but instead they meet more men in the crypto community and become gay

bros wtf do u do when you take a girl out to dinner and shes ur plus one to a party then she just casually drops she has a bf? LMAO 🤌

Alright China bros let's pump that silver

Are we back bros?

China bros will pump it in a few hours

bros losing even more money

getting coffee with the BROS

If you have any NBIS bros tell them you love them

Gold dudes + meme stocks  Yeah we are in trouble At least Crypto bros are quiet, wow they are annoying 

I used to get made fun of for trading on Merrill Lynch, well WHO’S LAUGHING NOW HOOD BROS.

They took down the internet to prevent a Gamestop 2.0 bros 🌱🥩

I have Amazon tech on the phone, and he is telling me to download AnyDesk to fix the AWS I got you, bros

Silver bros on suicide watch

Corn bros re-alived themselves.

Everyone talking about 401K matching matching but no one even knows where their money is going. Some crap funds paying fees to finance bros jerking off

Bros, I keep thinking imma die in my sleep so I keep sleeping but nothing happens, what do?

Bros bought puts last week so we going up

> BROS, SFM, SJM Yep. And BDSM, FTM, and MTF!

BROS, SFM, SJM - safest stocks right now

bols don't know that the vast majority of us debt is owned by finance bros leveraged to the tits in bonds on a tax haven island

Many angry crypro bros at the no kings protest cause mango liquidated their port.

Do you enjoy having a smartphone? We got you, bros. -California 🫡🇺🇸🦅

Just texted my bros “hey sorry can’t make it out tonight I got the toots”

China’s loading up on shiny rocks, Uncle Sam’s stacking digital coins  it’s endgame time, baby. Gold gang vs. Bitcoin bros. China’s not “hedging,” they’re flexing. The U.S. isn’t “innovating,” they’re fighting back. Soon, gold runs global trade, Bitcoin runs global power. No press release, no warning  one morning you’ll wake up, check your account, and realize the whole damn system flipped while you were asleep.

Like I said, I'm sugar mama of a sweet boy. Throwing him a birthday party on next weekend and gotta earn some 💵 to make it the best he ever had! Do me a solid and gimme some cool info, bros. Will post pics - promise!

bros are googling this bullshit (that could actually be true) rn 🤣

I have been telling you guys for a long while. If $BROS was green since Oct 10, you need to go all in. Not options, but shares

Elon Musk is a fraudster Just like the Winklevoss Bros Anyone with a funky name is probably a fraudster

crypto bros need act of god lol

Sorry 🌽 bros.

My life was in the absolute shitter 10 years ago. Can't believe I made it out of that period and I'm at where I'm at today. It gets better bros.