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Bout to see crypto bros pull up to the soup kitchen in the lambo

Gold bros getting too comfortable while market bros are getting too jumpy.

Corn 🌽 bros don’t stop amusing us lmaoooooo

# BTC IS DONE. COIN BROS GONNA GET THAT ROUGH PATH AHEAD THAT ULTIMATELY ENDS BEHIND WENDY'S DUMPSTER WHERE THEY WILL HAVE TO FIGHT WITH DELUSIONAL BERS FOR A DUMPSTER TO SLEEP IN.

What about your silver intensive data centers tech bros? C'mon be pals, sorry I called you nerds.

Don't you tech bros have a data center to announce? Wake up nerds.

Tech bros might want to see if their favorite company is silver intensive.

Here's a nice joke for you u/bluen and other ber. Why does ber's friends talk behind his back and constantly pushing him around? >!Because he's in a wheelchair 🦽 and good bros take care of each other ❤️.!<

Bros??? WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SPX PRICING?? All morning puts value going down on dumps and up on pumps? This thing is ass backwards??? Spy down 2 dollar since I bought and my spx put down $250?

I wanna say HOOD puts today and BROS calls so inverse this

I wish bull bros would just buy gold and get rich, instead of these small plays 😔

Bros. Government still shut down, I haven’t worked in over two weeks. I’m gonna have to find a new job.

Quantum bros taught me that the most regarded moves make the most money, so I'mma swing big with short-dated, OTM puts on GLD and GDX.

even shit coins are up a ton, only retarded crypto bros who went 3x leverage got wiped

You know crypto bros don't just own corn they can't help but humiliate themselves with doggie coin

So rough being up 66% yoy... So bad, such a terrible investment. Crypto bros close to bankruptcy, any day now

Aaight bros rub your 2 braincells together and tell me what's gonna happen on the 1st when the tariffs go through

Will abat recover today bros? Asking for a friend

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Corns chart is sad and pathetic crypto bros cryin because they know the next leg down is a sneeze away

told her i don’t like her like that. i just wanna move to la and chill with the bros

Tech bros trying to say the new narrative for crypto is that its based on energy as it takes 'energy to mine'. Yeah and you can't get that energy out, crypto is based on energy wasted never to return. It'll probably play out that way in the end because the world is retarded and nothing makes sense anyway

Crypto bros prayin they don't restrict Chinese bitcoin minerals next what a store of value

Love how when someone shit talks bitcoin all the cryto bros come out of the den to talk shit back

China bros like to pump gold/silver at night.

"Six Hundred Forty new ETFs created first half this year -- averaging 3 per day" Shitty ETFs targeting hungry young males are the new garbage cryptocurrency. Create a ponzi ETF, dangle crazy high yields, collect fat management fees, and then pay the incels back their own money, as their shares bleed value. Easy recipe for success. Easy road to massive copium for the bloody bros. Exploit their greed.

Do crypto bros know they're on the verge of an even more monumental flush?

Bros I wish my Yankees were still fighting for their first ring in 16 years. Is tragic

🌽 bros in shambles

🌽bros in shambles for sure

Quadruple or nothing on $BROS 😂😂 kinda surprised on my regarded lucky streak on this one

crypto bros be like: see, btc is holding value well against abat

The BROS fucked everyone in the ass and disappeared to irrelevance. Hope you enoyed

Where my $BROS at????????????

HIMS up 12% and BROS up 5%. The dic ball gang is up rn

inshallah massive gains for all of us bros

BLOOMBERG: "Is the market still owned by retail bros who cant stop buying the dip?" Well WSB, what do you say, WE GONNA BUY DIS DIP?

Would you mind share some of this giga bull sentiment with us poor crypto bros? 😭

Who’s your main in smash bros?

Oh noo OKLO bros, here’s a toilet paper.🧻

retail option bros will go extinct when spy goes back to 0.2% intra day moves

# NVTS BROS SINGING FELIZ NAVITAS

Mineral bros...

Moomoo bros in shambles. I mean, what do you expect from a broker that sounds like a cow 💀

RIP rare earth bros

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Dat feeling when you own both ASTS and RKLB Space bros like mf Shaq and Kobe 🦅🚀

Bros I don’t think I’m gonna make it. You’re gonna have to make it for me

Trust me bros?