BROS

State captured monopolies, infinite bailouts and printing for the rich and tech bros. Rising prices, paycuts and longer hours with less staff because of the "miracles of AI".

You think the lemon party bros are still alive?

Just took down a Costco glizzy Y’all bros ain’t ready

Normalize making collages for your bros

Real estate bros crying on YouTube lmao

i hate schwab so much bros.

Welp bros, my work pulled me asside and gave me 2 months to look for a job. Sorry, but I'm not willing to work every weekend for salary pay. It was a fun ride.

3.3% today, another solid week Appreciate all you, enjoy the weekend bros 😎

BROS is straight freefalling. Back to April lows.

is this a good entry point for the BROS or keep waiting for them to go down on me?

Gotta buy puts here bros

BROS, I love your overpriced coffee but please stop going down 😭😭

What are the rippers today little bros? Gimme that upper deckie with a face full of Breckie.

Strap on your Nambas bros, it’s time 😤

It's been three days since we hung out and she hasn't texted, bros. I think we're cooked

spy 670+ tomorrow bros?

#If they start canceling H1B visas that will be the end of Tesla. Who else will they sell those cars besides Indian tech bros on H1Bs? LMAO🤌🏾

Bros cooked

Bros I officially broke the $100K mark on my account, up 170% YTD. I’ve officially made more money on the stock market than my full-time engineering job. Low key can’t believe it

Bros, I know the markets not against me. But, its not statistically possible at this point that I could sell so many different positions before a rally. Thanks Mom. Please fill in your own punctuation

another day another dream bros

Holy fuck now even Kraken is offering free money if you give them a shitload of your money? We cooked. Gonna be off the chain 🌈🐻 bros.

dam bros

Gold Bros what just happen

Working out in the gym last night. Bro tells me that I have great form and look great. Bros lifting other bros up is a good thing.

We have a crisis in America. Tech bros and the ultra rich aren't getting rich fast enough. Let's launch another round of money printing, debt-fueled stimulus and cut rates faster. If you don't like it we'll send you to an AI reeducation camp where you learn to sing the virtues of throwing more money into AI.

Bros isnt this yesterday just reversed. Yesterday bers were talking shit it immediately reversed and they were fucked. Look at what bols have been doing all morning talking bout how bers are fucked. I think I see a pattern here

The job market is fucking cooked bros

Not to be outdone by NVDA, OpenAI, and CRWV's love affair.  Bitcorn CEO announces they just invested $2 trillion BTC into COIN. COIN agreed to resell BTC to 22 to 29 year old crypto bros living with their parents.  The expectation is these rent free pigeons will buy more BTC and raise the value.  

Bros, its getting to me. Green for the god-knows-wtf day in a row just because I go long on tech, is making me feel like im some sort of genius. Please remind me that im a simple retard

BROS to $15.

Where's all my ASTS bros here!!

Way too bullish in here. Trust me, inverse.  Too many Fintwit and Instagram finance bros too. Shoeshiners

RDDT dying because tech bros realizing its making their AIs too retarded

feels like an appropriate time to start catching a falling knife with the BROS

RDDT bros are we finished...?

I wouldn't fly for a while bros > **During a government shutdown air traffic controllers must still work without pay.**