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my cat woke me up at 4am to play and now I can’t sleep. That little fucker needs to stop being so cute so I won’t care as much

Get a cat

There is this one girl that always stares at me. Never says hi. Sometimes blinks at me It’s so weird. Is it because she's a cat?

Then the signal was made for the grand fleet to anchor, And all in the Downs that night for to lie; Let go your shank painter, cut loose your cat stopper! Haul up your clew garnets, let tack and sheets fly!

Reverse dead cat?

He bought? Put the cat on the terminal

Sorry about that. Bob's cat walked across his Bloomberg terminal and triggered a dump

I love watching $CAT 😍

So let me get this straight - Google is dog shit, and Tesla is dog shit wrapped in cat shit?

after having this cat for a year we've learned that he destroys everything he shouldn't, pisses on everything we like, and won't shut the fuck up at 3 am So we renamed him Kanye

Wake up, drink coffee, pet my cat, light a candle, trade options during my morning poo, go to work. Calls on SQQQ because obviously something is going to give eventually, someday, maybe. They say the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent...but nobody has bowels like I do.

91% of the SEC staff is on furlough. While the cat is away...

Dead cat bounce on the us market