CHAT

I like Mondays now because of this chat!

Do you guys think Mango browses here and decides to personally inverse the chat? If so I’m fucked

It really does help. It's a very strong sentiment signal too - which I trade. I can get away with it due to being a full time trader (no meme). I can only do that tho because my folio is >$1m in size, so the small alphas / edges do help. If I can extract an extra like 5-10% from the chat that's an extra $50-100k per million I trade. That's \*HUGE\* and is a major source / reason for my shitposting.

A lot of angry bers in the chat

Get out of this chat.

Is this for real chat? Did he tweet this?

Chat how do we feel about PATH

The good single women are early 20s. She tells me how lucky she is to be with me. I feel very sorry for many guys in this dating market. A lot of delusional women nowadays. I’ll show you a picture of her if you send me a chat message.

I PUT ALLL MY MONEY INTO CHINESE STOCKS ON FRIDAY YEAHHHAHHHAHAH. W TRUMP IN THE CHAT

Chat yall ever go out solo to pubs and clubs and hope to get adopted by extroverts or is that weird?

Someone correct me if I'm wrong but if VIX goes above $25, isnt it free money to buy a 3 month out VIX Put? Chat gpt told me that 95% of the time the VIX will drop below $20 within 3 months of hitting $25. Could be a better hedge than buying puts of the markets go down

**Riddle me this chat** *I am orange and old,* *To grifters my country I sold,* *I like kids, but not in a good way* *Got a few felonies, but I’ll be okay.* *Tariffs are fun, they make me feel tough,* *If I don’t win, then I’ll just bluff,* *The Nobel prize has skipped my name,* *But don't worry, I’ll still tweet my fame.* **Who am I?**

WSB super bullish rn Chat the bottom might not be in…

Chat is way more alive on red days, green days after hours are crickets and poet bots

Are we back chat 👀

Ok deleting my app for the weekend bye chat

Is the market fucked chat?

Where's all the cocky bulls and the non stop V chat now?

Silver lining during a bear market is this chat gets infinitely better

any trump livestream with wsb chat?

What the hell, I opened a chat with Amazon to ask a question about an order. Went way for 1 minute came back and for some reason the rep gave me a $50 gift certificate. 😂 How are they making money over there.

too many bers, always inverse chat

Bull cope in the chat

Since I'm not in the insider chat, it's hard to time the nearfuture Truth post about having an 'unexpected beautiful phone call with presidennt xing' Might as well just get ahead of it

So do you guys think there are a few specific billionaires he texts first before he does these or are they all just in one big group chat 🤔

How do I get into a signal chat that tells me to buy a put before that red candle hits?

some signal chat went out.

APLD profit taking enters the chat

Will my 10/31 30$ path calls print, chat I'm worried

any NKLR enjoyers in the chat?

chat. are we holding APLD calls or taking profit here.

Phone line lady sounds cute. Might ask her out. Wish me luck chat Also bears thot lmao

People kept spamming poet int he chat where are they now?

SERV enters chat

that's what chat ai are for. You can event program it to speak in sweet syndey voice via ai voice cloning

Who pays for chat gpt? They put out codex context window completion stats up. I use around 800k tokens on a day I’m getting a lot done. Apparently on Blackwell, it costs open ai $3 or less. So on my best day open ai spends $3 on me. I pay $200 for the monthly subscription And 100% nearly everyone uses way less tokens. So a normal person who’s like “why am I bloated” 3 times a day uses <5k token. If they’re spending $20 for the plan, it’s literally all straight profit Only thing is, I don’t think a lot of people pay for gpt right? Then it becomes dicey. But when you do pay. The margins are thicccccc bruh. No wonder stonk market pumping off open ai deals

I thought I had a good thing in cccx now I see it on the board and getting spammed in chat now I’m worried I’m in a pump and dump

Chat GPT is so fucking retarded. Almost as retarded as this Eagles game. I asked it to identify something in a picture and it completely mis-identified it

OK IM LEAVING THIS CHAT FOR 5 MINUTES GOODBYE

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chat gpt told me to buy LAES yesterday and it went up 39% today lmao

Chat why am I learning about leveraging and shorting in my numerical computing class? Did my professor get a peak at my -98% return portfolio and had enough. 

No its not. Its a reddit post based on a chat gpt post based on reddit posts.

I NEED TO GET BACK TO WORK BUT IM STARING AT THIS CHAT

0DTE SPY 672C CHAT AM I COOKED?

Chat, I’m gunna need GLD to pump 5% in 8 trading days, how cooked am I?

Chat why am I genuinely so bad at this stuff. I sold rddt (it spiked) I got calls (spy dump) 😭 this shits tragic and funny 

Turning off chat and messages is a godsend

There seems to be so many rich people in this chat

I have 400$ to blow on options. what are we doin chat.