CHAT

What’s good today chat?

daily chat is buggy as hell on my side

Chat moving so fast no one will see I'm a cute poopoo

Simmons get your ass on that chat gpt shit and find me 10 ways to insert "AI" into this earnings call !!!

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I asked chat how to hedge in a bull market and it said buy SPY puts 10% below current price, 3 months out. Is AI regarded ?

chat can yall explain why we are cutting when inflation is seemingly going to rise once more?

Wsb chat making commie noises tonight

The only concern I have is Bessent's fireside chat at 8:30am to pump the markets...

Chat gpt wont tell me what spy will be tomorroe, wtf

Chat GPT keeps suggesting the suicide hotline whenever I talk about my trades.

Feel like no one is talking about FIGMA, they’re the only app for design that literally all companies use and there’s chat gpt integration now. This shit is mooning and I’m buying calls

Everyone in here just spewing their own version of Chat GPT bias is hilarious.

Why are there zero results when I type in SoFi chat

Ok just spoke to J.Powell, hes finishing up the deal with OpenAI (CHAT GPT) For you regards. Spy pump to 1.4k tommorow

Chat moving so fast no one will see that I love women

Chat gpt making it harder to do porn makes me think they don't understand their audience.

Hey chat I am gay

ChAt GpT Ai PcS

Spent an hour talking to Chat GPT. Cashed out my NVDA holdings to go regarded on PTON

Scanning this chat you’d think ya’ll can’t wait to be gay ber. This bubber need another 12 month to pop ur anus, Capish?

Chat, what are the five best stocks to invest in if the US becomes a fascist oligarchical dictatorship

Chat how do you tell if a girl likes you?

Robinhood outage monday aprox 9:45. I just assumed cost of doing business. It did it happen at the worst possible time for my trade. I assume no recourse, though if there is one I'd love to bitch to an Ai chat bot about it.

Chat, I'm responsible for the government still being shut down My bad 🫣

It’s amazing to me all you cucks pumping AI stocks but then you ask dumb questions like this instead of going to CoPilot or Gemini or Chat GPT for easily found answers. No offense though. Good question. I hope you find the answers you’re looking for.

I think they are shitting on the fact that looking at daily chat is just looking at 'POET pumper chat' at this point. OPEN was getting that bad on the initial pump to $5 before it cleaned everyone out, then it got pretty quiet and didn't get mentioned nearly as much on its return march to $10 after earnings.

Thanks for the laughs in the casino chat -- till next time. If anyone follows my shitposting, I picked up RKT leaps on the dip (Jan 2027, 14.2c's. 6 figures worth). A bounce back to where it was a week ago puts me up over 100%. Other than that I was just shitposting and following stuff. I personally am not touching POET, I've seen that play before. Risks are very high at it being a P&D. Maybe next time SPY V's the correct way and my 0DTE's don't end up -90%. Nobody knows - those ones are scratch offs. TLDR: I'm just as much of a fucking degenerate as the rest of you. Goodluck, I'm out for the day

Please forgive me chat. But Pam Bondi could get it. Raw. Not proud of myself

One of these days the house of cards is gonna come crashing down. I don’t think today’s that day tho chat

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This chat is dead

My wife (Lisa Su) is at an AI conference with her platonic friend Sam. Last night she texted me at 4am saying she loves me. Chat, do I need to find a new GPU?

Saw some DD about Poet barely read past the first sentence but lowkey feeling ready to full port Chat what yall think?

DONNIE CHECK THE GROUP CHAT

Thanks to that one account who said in the chat to buy HIVE

So bearish in the AH chat. Calls it is.

I don’t know what’s more euphoric: A. Your crush texts you and the notification that they sent a new chat pops up 5 different times B. Your OTM options goes ITM

OpenAI has become a holy god or something? like come on its a chat bot

Feels so good having recklessly dumped all of my cash savings into the market when the bears were in charge in early April. A bunch of retards in this very chat were talking about "muh tariffs, muh decades of damage to the market". It smelled of hopelessness and I bought heavily. It paid off....now I need to know when the green little demon of greed on my shoulder is telling me to wait too long to sell...are we peak yet, fam?

Can someone put me in the chat where they’re leaking US government investments?

Any $PLUG enjoyers in the chat?

Chat is this sustainable?

Why we trading sideways chat. Da fk going on chat.

You have billion dollar companies increasing their market caps by 40% in one day off speculative AI spend from a company that already has committed to spending $1 trillion when it's main revenue stream is individual chat bot subscriptions and it's biggest enterprise customer is price water house coopers And you think it's a good time to start shorting the markets?

CHAT WE ARE SO BAD HOLY FUCK OKLO!!!!!!!

Im canceling my Chat GPT sub so I can make money on the AMD pullback

In 2015 if you'd have told me chat bots will be worth trillions of dollars id have laughed my ass off, and said, "yeah and BTC will be over 100k too..."

Is this real chat?

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