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is this wen all the europoors are awake, this chat is unusually civil + wholesome

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I just used chat gpt to update my resume gotta say this country is fucking cooked

Quick way to solve the unemployed situation. Hire everybody and have them answer questions on a chat board. charge people $18 a month for the service.

How many AIs are scanning this chat trying to gain an edge in the market, but instead just end up becoming experts in gooning and big tits?

Puts on chat gpt. Imagine being a man and not being able to do a pull up. Tf is this gay commercial

Everyday I come in this chat praying for at least one smart statement and everyday it’s just more regardation

Chat slow today 🐌 Gold go up

Chat gpt= a quick way to sum up wsb

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META $1000 EOY and split what are we thinking chat

Chat AI guy said he couldn't find any such stock.

wsb's is my high stakes poker room. Legit tossing milly's on the daily for shits and giggles. I found alpha here, it's why I shitpost. Chat thinks I'm regarded with no life - it's a job lmao \--- But yes, I enjoy IRL poker too. It's really good practice for trading.

No lol, I bought 669c's when it was like 20c from the bottom and sold the bounce. My only thing that turned red is $GAP, but it's a longer term hold / play. Not even worried about it, they're gonna moon hard after er's imo Also monkeyed into vulcan today for literally no reason other than chat told me to buy it yesterday. They were right and I made tendies there too!

they should integrate a buy / sell button into the wsb's daily. People day trade charts, we day trade chat here

google legit is, they are are going to have massive ai utilization outside of "chat"

whoever said CCCX was the next IONQ during premarket chat, thanks.

Let’s chat about Eric Trump UMAC and RCAT….its brewing

Chat is going so fast so nobody is gonna know I’m gonna propose to her this weekend. Hope she says yes

Bloomberg is giving this new retard, Miran, a platform to chat nonstop without even interupting him. Economists are just another mouthpiece for the wealthy. No wonder they are wrong so often.

Why not 220 where my calls sit, data shows that fool who wrote the hit piece is wrong and chat gpt still using reddit behind the scenes, someone bound to have to pay reddit for lying

they are all just copy pasting chat gpt back and forth to eachother. Half the people i see there writing shit like that i am wait a second, i know this guy, he usually writes like a 5 year old on slack

Anyone ever get down and dirty in the Bloomberg terminal chat rooms? I think the having it tied to your real name just makes it hotter.

Tonight chat was boring, nobody was around. All the bers ran away in shame and now we're all alone out here. Tomorrows my last day in the cino then I'm off for the weekend. Todays game: I asked chat what to buy and I'd punt 20k into shares at open. Vulcan won (VMC), I've done no dd. I don't even know what it is, but that's my play tomorrow. It got like 4 upvotes, good enough. Goodluck!

chat, ya'll a bunch of gaming nerds

You know you're in a bubble when your local hookers have a Telegram channel for their Johns to chat.

Lmfao! Some Tylenol baby dropping awards in the chat like they hit INTC calls

wonder if TSLA can reverse uno today and go back to $470, maybe $475? possible, chat?

Wife's friend is showing us her new pierced nipples what does this mean chat

Lol, literally 90% of the chat is super bullish 😂😂

Chat how do I tell my clients I might sound retarded but I’m really not 😿

My friend is unemployed rn. He is currently in his time of need. Chat how should I make fun of him?

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sir, we literally just buy what they wanna buy before they do, then we sell it back to them for more. The game is figuring out what they gonna buy. That's basically it. For some dumb reason the monkeys here keep telling me. Why??? Well - because I'm wrong and they gotta tell me why I'm wrong. Thanks chat!!!

Chat: Investors & FA guys are basically a bunch of monkeys who don't understand the poker game. Imagine downvoting a mathematically provable theorem because you disagree lol. Math doesn't lie tho. Trading maps 1:1 to poker (no meme). It's literally the exact same game. Ya'll think you're investing... play the dominate game or get fucked. Why do you think \~92% of you underperform a "buy and hold an index" strategy??? Ya'll have no idea wtf game you playing.

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Chat -- ya'll get an insight into someone who memes, plays poker and gets super fucked up. I'm all of the above. Still winning the game tho, so w/e.

The interaction is all that matters. Chat doens't understand how to trade. Imagine fundamentals move / drive markets / make money. Memes lol. Probably listened to an econ prof who said markets are efficient -- which you can actually prove are not (and never can be). It's a basis of HFT / arbitrage lmao.

Chat really doesn't learn do they... stop getting fucking baited by a poker player. You dumb fucks just told me what your fund is buying... thnx for the alpha again.

I'm out for tonight. but imagine a drunk fuck outperforming your portfolio by making memes. lmao. GL chat!

chat, I'm not sober, but why is my investment regarded? I legit got a date with the hottest girl in the bar because I mentioned GAP. No meme. She said it was back...

and chat --- yes. You don't have to believe me. We see literally everything you talk about. We can guess exactly what you're really thinking. It's called poker. Thanks for the alpha -- if you don't know the game you're leaking alpha and will get rekt.

Lotta downvotes. That's how I know I'm right. Thanks chat.

chat: stop punting paper alpha. Ya'll dumb as fuck if you keep telling me your hand in the poker room \-- On the otherhand, I do this for fun and I find it hilarious. So you do you.

chat never forget, we play poker. Nobody reveals their true hand. If you do you're actually a monkey and deserve to lose. ...being said I've been playing open handed poker and that's memes. Open handed poker can't win

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Done shitposting for a while. I figured it out tho, thnx for the free alpha again chat. Always appreciate it. Heading to the bar cause a friend wants to shoot pool or some shit and there might even be a girl there I can chat with

chat - you realize if you're at a massive loss the hedgies don't buy in to bring you back? They just wait for you to eventually paper out due to max pain -- and that's when they buy. They get better entrances.

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Chat, what are the implications of a stock market that literally never goes down again?