COOK

Too early, let then cook first

u/Yogurt_Up_My_Nose Sorry that guy got really hurt and blocked so I'm locked out of entire thread. >we both love to cook Same. Usually it creates efficiencies because cooking for two is a lot easier than 1 in total effort / cost. Sometimes before kids we had take out too but I did that single as well so either cheaper or the equal cost. And then the utilities, rent etc. All that is cheaper. Once a week is cool but usually relationships means more than once a week if both desire with super cheap meals at home which even today is like a several bucks per person?

The irony of APPLs earnings:  brought to you by a guy named Cook.

I just realized that Tim Cook is almost the same as “Time Cook” on your microwave. Now I’ll excuse myself out.

Pretty fucking sure Tim Cook could announce autonomous robots capable of doing everything humanity can do, that cot $1000/month on a subscription on an Apple LLM that has GAINED CONSCIOUSNESS THAT APPLE FUCKING CONTROLS AND THE STOCK WOULD STILL GO FUCKING DOWN.

\*US DEC. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 0.5% M/M; EST. +0.2% \*US DEC. PRODUCER PRICES RISE 3% Y/Y; EST. +2.7% \*US DEC. CORE PPI RISES 0.7% M/M; EST. +0.2% \*US DEC. CORE PPI RISES 3.3% Y/Y; EST. +2.9% Someone forgot to cook the numbers. lol

Free lisa cook

I hope the supreme court rules in favor of lisa cook

I sold the upside at around 4:30 something cause I knew Mr Cook was gonna say some dumb shit soon 

Tim Cook gets off to women showing their legs

🚀 Apple sent it with this APPLE CEO TIM COOK SAYS CO WORKING TO MAKE 100% OF COVER GLASS FOR IPHONES AND APPLE WATCH IN KENTUCKY

Did Tim Cook show us his cock or something?

Apple saving the market! Let Tim Cook

Tim Cook makes Ben Shapiro look like AOC with how conservative he is

No wonder they call him Tim Cook, he is cooking the books

Tim.. Cook my apple before I cuck your Tim

3.03 billion "San don't give a fuck disk" chad vs 143.8 billion "Tim Cook" virgin

Tim "Let Him" Cook is going to bend ya over, bud. 

Today, Apple is proud to report a remarkable, record-breaking quarter, with revenue of $143.8 billion, up 16 percent from a year ago and well above our expectations," said Tim Cook, Apple's CEO. "iPhone had its best-ever quarter driven by unprecedented demand, with all-time records across every geographic segment, and Services also achieved an all-time revenue record, up 14 percent from a year ago. We are also excited to announce that our installed base now has more than 2.5 billion active devices, which is a testament to incredible customer satisfaction for the very best products and services in the world."

Tim Cook did not disappoint let’s fuckin goo!!

Let Tim COOK!

Tim Cook beats 

Tim Cook

Let Tim Cook 🧑‍🍳

Tim Cook is cooking the books. Just be patient. 👨‍🍳

AAPL ER still not out? Trying to cook the book last min

#Tim Cook will say "fuck OpenAI, we'll never partner with those losers" and AAPL will pump 25% LMAO🤌

Tim gonna cook

Tim Cook will save the world - Calls for tomorrow

I got the $600c for 1/2027 got to let it cook a bit.

Did MSFT cook the books or CVNA?

We just buy 3 pound ground turkey, half a cup of rice and frozen pees and cook it together. That lasts us about a week. She is allergic to everything under the sun we had to pay for allergy testing and her gut was getting inflamed because of all the different dog foods. Couldn’t even buy the fresh food because she was allergic.

The amount of meth I cook up solely depends on copper prices

Turns out, AI will in fact take your job. Unless you’re a fry cook probably. Don’t wanna fry the robot’s system. Never has a job at Wendy’s looked so stable in any economy. Calls on ROPE!

What's the salary of a fry cook?

Hope that ol Tim is replaced soon with someone that has the stones to innovate again. Edit: Yall can downvote this but Cook is great at squeezing out every oz of profit from an established line. Dude doesn’t have the foresight the crazy dude who thought fruit would save him did.

Let META cook fuck yeah boiiis

Apple can save $SPY by reporting $150B revenue and ripping 10%. All is in your hands Lord Tim Pls Cook 🙏🏼

tbh if there was ever a time in history to cook the books for earnings, it would be now, when the feds are likely either too corrupt or too incompetent to actually do anything about it

Ready for META to cook me alive

jpow is about to go scorched earch after having to attend the lisa cook hearing. fed officials were reportedly listening to tupac's "hail mary" when they came in this morning.

I don’t get why it’s a mystery for all these people. It’s obvious. Before J Powell’s term ends, 🥭 will 100.% try to fire him. That’s why they started an investigation to literally give him the excuse. He doesn’t care if the Supreme Court blocked him from firing Lisa cook. Remember what he did to those FBI directors, Andrew McCabe - fired right before he could retire and collect a pension with full benefits. 🥭 is a petty man that is a fact and it’s undisputed.

Neither can accountants? At least it could cook the books faster and cheaper

Can't wait for earnings season where big tech reports a quadrillion dollars in profits despite the rest of the countrys companies laying off out the ass and not growing. 🇺🇸 America! We don't read books...we cook em!

I need tim apple to COOK tyfyattm

Trump + Tim Cook = calls aapl tmrw

Apple is the lagging MAG 7 company right now, and it's not close. All other MAG 7s are green YTD, whereas, Apple is -7% even thought QQQ is up 1.7% this month. Smh. Wake up Tim Cook, you cuck.

I believe tim apple will COOK tyfyattm

tim cook is going through a decade-long humiliation ritual, it's so sad to watch. can't imagine being long fruit

Can somebody cook up a 10% GDP print? We need to get that Debt-GDP ratio back under 100. I have capitulated for the last time. FIAT collapse means you need assets to survive. I wouldn't bet on an ETF with a 400:1 paper:physical, but that's just me (SLV). Gold bars, here I come.