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AAPL Modus operandi was to have everything in house and controlled or at least that how it was during Steve Job's tenure at AAPL. If Jobs saw what cook is doing having to rely on Intel for iphone chips and GOOG for AI, Jobs would've fired cook's ass last quarter.

Tim Cook transmutes sand into silver

Cause they let him cook 🧑‍🍳

Not too late to get into SLV. You can cook it, cut it, bake it, wear it and flex on some hoes, it can do anything! 😁😁

One last SLV run to cook the last of the shorts, so im shorting here. Yes, I will be margin called by market open.

Ooooh, the "cafe". I prefer the gas station McD's with the cook dosing off on fent myself.

eventually IV crush will cook you

This slow cooker is taking way too long to cook my food

What is the point of life? We work 8 hours a day, drive back home, shower, cook, eat, sleep. We repeat that for 40 more years, if we're lucky. We only get the weekends off, but then we clean the house, do laundry, run errands. We rent and pay half of our income for a place we're barely at. If you're not renting, you buy a house and still pay half your income, but there's maintenance and there's property tax. If you lose your job, you lose your income to pay for your house, then you're fucked. anyways spy calls Monday so I won't rope due to the above...

Apple did it.. They finally got to be pay $1/month for icloud.. you win Tim Cook. you win..

Do any of them pull on your hair and help you cook?

Nope. Not acceptable. Steak. Straight off the cow and into your mouth. No salt. No pepper. No cook. Only animal.

Withdrawing my girlfriends invitation to be on my prestigious Board of Sex cos she didnt cook me dinner tonight

all the idea guys are leaving and cook is one foot out the door too idk where this company is going next

no let them cook... >!themselves!<

Once 🌮 fires that Cook Jerome who's stolen billions we're all going to be rich!

It’s not, but the government will continue to cook the numbers and tell a good story while your grocery bills continue to go up exponentially

Japan about to cook us aren’t they?

Just got some 688 calls expiring tomorrow. Intel earnings might cook.

let Zuck cook

Let Zuck cook 🧑‍🍳

It takes a second to cook the books

BREAKING NEWS: Supreme Court likely to let Lisa Cook stay on the job despite 🥭’s attempts to fire her Looks like interest rates are gonna STAY HIGH, but that’s a good thing because it will probably send the markets up even more. Nevertheless can’t wait to see his dumbass press secretary freak out. Will be even better once they rule against the tariffs..:

Dude is is twink maxing. Let him cook 

Rice cooker with brown rice. Pretty much cooks itself. Add some Better than Bouillon after it’s done cooking. Just go easy on it and add a little at a time. Mix it with a fork and that also fluffs the rice. Learn how to cook boneless skinless chicken breast in the oven. Buy a large package, cut them in half, season then oven

How do you cook and lift at the same time? One hand on the dumbell, the other on the saucepan? Impressive time management skills!

Lisa Cook isn't cooked.

i trade futures, cook, lift, and clean at the same time almost every day and you can too

What’s a good “healthy” dinner to cook

Doordash is such a wonderful app 🥰 Every time I go to it and add what I want to eat to the cart and checkout, the price is so fucking expensive that I put my phone down and cook the food I have at home. I'm eating healthier and cheaper than ever! 

Life’s short. Buy calls and enjoy it lol. In this broken world I can understand the doom n gloom. Best thing to do is give yourself reasons to live, love n thrive. But do learn to cook your favorite meals and perfect them. Lots of bliss and gains to be had there as well.

Think of all the lucrative staring at 11 pm futures I can do if I don't need to cook though

Learn to cook for your health and also the tremendous value it provides vs. restaurants

dw they will cook the numbers so good

Cook them both and share one with the cat, customary.

So if SCOTUS blocks firing Lisa Cook, are we getting 1000% tariffs on SCOTUS?

easy if you cook the numbers yourself - duh

Is he gonna cook or get cooked

SCOTUS is gonna hear arguments, debate, and decide the Lisa Cook firing before the decide on tariffs.

Rule in my house. If I make it I get crispy edges. If I cook and debone a turkey I get the juiciest part which is the oyster, aka "chef's reward". I get the both asses of the bread if I bake it.

Then you cook for everyone else. Do you have an apron?

Mango talks tomorrow and there’s scotus argument into lisa cook. Can get ugly real bad tmr

MF charging me $30+ a month and you can’t even crush earnings?? Ad rev double but you giving low guidance? NFLX tried to cook the book lowkey.

This is what Tim Cook gets and deserves for sucking this clown off on tv and giving him his little participation trophy Go back to $200 apple you POS

NFLX going to cook me alive after hours

No politics - just information: No tariff decision/opinion from SCOTUS today. Only three decisions brought to the table. However, Trump vs Cook is on the docket for tomorrow.

SCOTUS looking at what the fat fuck is doing and thinking “let him cook”

Mango speech at davos: “I EARNED THIS PARTICIPATION AWARD NOT MACHADO I ALSO HAVE BIRTHRIGHT TO GREENLAND AND ALSO BIDEN WAS A VERY MAD MAN AND I HATE LISA COOK TY FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER” There saved everyone 24h

I'll cook you steak and the finest of wine

https://preview.redd.it/j735l5cm6eeg1.jpeg?width=1245&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82b67665c7b2fa63839a83c4fd11cb5b95546081 Another week to cook would have been nice. Anyway, it’s tomorrow or never