COOK

Pirates ... I mean, honest sailors don´t discriminate. If you can fight you get your fair share. You may have been a slave, a mutineer, an aristocrat in debt, a woman or a cook, now you are one of us. One of us!

AAPL CEO Tim Cook said the company is currently projecting it will pay between $1.1B - $1.4B on tariffs per year

Will Tim cook announce his departure this earning call ? Or is this all noise

Hol up, let Tim Cook 🧑‍🍳

Letter To Tim Cook. Hey Cook, whats up ? My calls are bleeding 🩸 . Can you release some good news and pump it

>Tim Cook considering moving iPhone production to Greenland.

All Tim Cook has to do is release a statement refuting the rumors that he is staying until AI is more complete and this thing Hulks Green.

Is apple down because cook is stepping down? Otherwise i can't find any news and this shit is so oversold

Tim cant cook

Let him cook

$AAPL - *APPLE'S JOHN TERNUS FRONT-RUNNER TO SUCCEED TIM COOK: NYT

Rumors some guy may replace Tim Cook if he decides to step down and AAPL pops. Love it

Cook is cooked

Where is Tim Cook?

Tim Cook stop taking it in the ass, and start the buybacks. We investors are losing money because you're an utter moron. 7 straight days of the stock price being down, my calls are ruined. Fucking idiot

7 straight days of AAPL being down, my calls are trashed....where the fuck is Tim Cook?

Starting today I'm going to be irrationally angry at people with the same first or last name as CEOs of companies that hurt me. My List: First: Tim Last: Cook

Another reason Cook should step down. They probably could have been paid by Google to use Gemini but instead they chose to fork out money for an inferior product.

We need AI to cook up a cure for all the regards in here before cancer

Idk it looks like a gap could fill but that 100 ma might cook you lol

Nah, Tim Cook is Apple's Mike Tomlin. 

LET THEM COOK

Oh by the way we are rescheduling economic data release so we have more time to cook the numbers

Rememeber to let ber meat simmer on low-medium high before flipping it, helps keep it tinder. Cook it like you would beef but just do the opposite

NVDIA puts might cook …

# Most of yall dont let your tendies cook and it shows # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

i’m sure Tim Cook has lots of them in his closet 

Thought Xom was gonna cook due to Venezueler. Glad I forgot to buy calls. Still gonna buy calls lol.

Cmon tim cook pull that cock out.. pump this shit up..

Let em cook

Dont cook be again aapl..

Didnt smci Cook their books? Or am i mistaken?

My mom can also cook

The More you cook, the more you realize shit you cook ain’t good

the more you cook, the more you hate outside food. shit is nasty

I was going to cook dinner, but I found a frozen pizza in the freezer 💀

Tim cook cooked my 270 calls today..

Buy Apple calls.. I think I have to sub to their icloud 50G $1/month plan.. FUCK YOU TIM COOK FUCK YOU.

Cook up an alligator nice and slow with onions and carrots

I can turn my oven on with the WiFi from the gym to cook Dino nuggies and you’re bearish?

Tim Cook bought Nike shares last week Maduro plastered all over media in this ridiculous Nike outfit HOW did he know.

Will Greg Abel cook this year for brkb? 🙏

interesting that tim cook bought Nike just before Big M was seen wearing tech fleece post-extraction

Marco Rubio: I'm the cook. I'm the man who killed Gus Fring.

LET DONNIE COOK! 11AM 🍿

sell the news, too easy, MM’s will cook anybody looking for the easy calls

Alright when is the deep state gonna cook up the next meme stonk sensation? I’m getting itchy

LUNR ready for the second break out, been bouncing off this $17 range for a little over a week. Boutta cook

Thank you. My puts may just cook