COOK

What restaurants are open on New Year's Day? I'm hungry and don't know how to cook

I haven’t even opened my champagne yet. I need to cook my steak first, in case you were wondering

But didn't it tell you how to do more pull ups, study better, cook a killer meal for a chick you like, and plan out a good road trip with your sister?

Can SMCI cook the books a little bit because these bags are starting to be heavy

theta will win, don’t worry, we’ll go back up just slightly to cook everyone’s premiums

Got 5 lbs of Wagyu skirt steak from Costco. But it’s 5 degrees outside with the wind chill. Gotta figure out how to cook these

Wait my all in silver calls at 70 might have been the right play, let me cook

Silver has many uses tho. You can cook it, saute it, boil it, fry it... wait a minute

Time to cook.

i bought some frozen dinners but that shit was only meant for microwaves... i don't own a microwave... it took 40 fukn minutes to cook in the oven... 4 mins nuked... epic fail

Turnip greens w/ ham, and cornbread. And I discovered that people used to make turnip greens back in the day because it was basically weeds that nobody wanted and it was cheap as hell. Was it bad? No. It's basically like an inferior spinach that's way too much effort to cook. Whoever invented cornbread is the goat tho

Or maybe I could walk around with various meats hanging in my jacket and the heat from the rising gas will slowly cook them over the course of the day  Fart smoked pork 

Alright, for the record, I'm letting gains roll into next tax year and selling off some losers so I can take the tax credit for this year. I didn't cook the gambling port completely. Stonks

let it cook, silver will resist the american invaders

Buy 100k worth of cocaine then cut it with baby laxative or whatever they use then cook it into crack rocks . Next you stand on the street corner in a bad neighborhood in just about any city in the United States and ask people if they are straight when they walk by . You will make way more than the 10k you need

Trader astrology hard to read this morning. Volatility basically dried up on the 19th. Spy into the value high control. RSI pretty up there. Christmas eve volume entered at the 10:30am EST europoor time of day. However the overall trend is up. Prob dont dive into this head first at open, let it cook.

Just please stay below 703 so my short calls dont cook me alive

Nah, let it cook for like 30 min

gna cook 1 lb pork and just eat it with some mustard sauce

Join me and Tim Cook at r/nke_stock 🤠🤠🤠

I cook for me. Cleaning is pretty much a myth, leave it for a month or two and it finds an equilibrium

Unlike other guys, I don't require a woman to cook & clean for me I have a maid for $160/month And I like eating at restaurants everyday

Bruhs the story of ratatouille is actually insane A rat lives in a restaurant kitchen and controls a human chef using his hair to cook food for human customers

I'm hungry. What to eat for Christmas? I don't cook and eat outside everyday, but all my go-to restaurants are closed.

When i woke this morning and bought the 690 calls for 13 dollars i wasnt prepared to lose that money. But im glad i did it. Guys, the only big winners are the ones you just throw your money into and let cook.

Wake up, work out, have hobbies, cook. Life without work is easy to imagine wtf

Lmao why you so mad I have money bro? Just lemme cook

Convinced algos saw ‘Tim Cook Buys…’ and just pumped AAPL

Tim Cook bought NKE to meet minimum requirements for a board member and the stock is going up 😭

Looks like it’s just us retards making trades out there. Low volume day. Well is and Tim Cook

My boss made me trade today which is kinda fucked up but, he’s also gonna cook dinner and jerk me off later so can’t be that mad 🤷‍♂️ (it’s me. I’m the boss)

Slow cook today , fascinating to see the machines make the markets , as always .

Ok Tim Cook

So tim cook invests 3m more into AAPL, and the announcement of that pumps the company 28billion. We truly live in a clown market.

I love tim cook

Nike pumping on Tim Cook buy

Are we rotating out of NVDA and helping out our fellow bag holders on NKE with the Tim Cook news? I mean NKE beat but said the “T” word that I thought Tariff was still under judgment if legal or not? 🤔🤔

“Nike surging on Tim Cook buy”…idk about “surging” still down -12% on the 5 day

That would cook ppls.

Just watched some channel where a British chef spent 5 hours to cook up a pub burger that [looked nothing like a burger](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7pIWhvXi_HY), just piled up 15" high like a giant 🍆 it looked like you were supposed to start deep throating it. Puts on the UK

lot of anomalies in government data. Consumer confidence just printed 89.1, the lowest in years, while GDP came in at 4.3%, the highest in five years. That doesn’t add up. The “chef” forgot to cook the consumer confidence this time. 👨‍🍳📊

It be like that with most species. If anything we have it easy. I'm chopped and married a baddie because I make jokes and I can cook

So Tim cook is the new warren buffet? 😆

Tim Cook (apple CEO) just doubled his stake in Nike. TIL he's been on the board of directors since 2005. That's gotta be bullish

That's just a fancy term for fry cook isn't it

If you cook a lot then you know that tin lined copper really is the shit. What’s crazy is it is cheaper to fly to France and find antique copper cookware and bring it back and have it relined than it is to just buy all new of the same caliber lol

Let Tim Cook 👨‍🍳

Wtf is Tim Cook buying Nike shares??? Apple x Nike?