COOK

They better cook those inflation numbers well

Mango better cook the numbers tomorrow or we are all going homeless

Better cook those numbers Donald.  Predicting a 2.5% figure meaning inflation went down by half a point lol

CPI tmrow.. let him cook

🥭 going to cook the bulls tonight

Quick get the BLS chef in the kitchen to cook up that CPI

\- An uber eats sandwich is $45 in Manhattan, maybe. Food for three days from the grocery store if you don't cook at all and live in Manhattan. \- Private sector is creating jobs, the government is shedding them. \- Lol wat \- TA REEEEEEEEEEE \- The fed is cutting because they can, not because they have to. \- IDK \- "6-months to a year from now shit's gonna get real bad" Lol no, 2026 is looking incredibly bullish.

I have yet to see you cook your own meal

Let him cook

The local fry cook is loaded up on Amazon calls and TSLA puts

> Google AI summaries are ruining the livelihoods of recipe writers: ‘It’s an extinction event’ > the Google AI failed to distinguish comments on a Reddit thread from legitimate recipe sites and advised users to cook with non-toxic glue. Calls

# Bols looking up how to cook coal for dinner LMAO 🤌 # ╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

maybe if they cook CPI numbers, otherwise looking pretty unlikely imo

Maybe there should be legislation against fake job listings. Anyway, I hope they cook the books.

Gonna cook NY steak, eggs over easy, and English muffins with grape jelly for breakfast.

To cook!!!! OR TO BE COOKED !!!

Either they cook the numbers or I'm cooked.

I need iron chef to come cook these books tomorrow. Show both high unemployment so we get a rate cut but also high employment so economy is also doing great. Ty. Also inflation doesn't exist.

Do I roll my SPY 683 call to 686 for Jan 9 or is that gonna cook me

yall better cook the fuck outta the report tomorrow. I wanna see unemployment at 0%

If they cook the data too much tomorrow everyone will know they’re lying and if they don’t cook them enough everyone will know they have been lying

If they cook the data too much tomorrow everyone will know they’re lying and if they don’t cook them enough everyone will know they have been lying

At half time I took bills ml and James cook 3+ TD's. Put 6 dollars on it and won 500

Gotta cook those calls first

Would they cook the cpi or not cuz it doesnt matter anymore since they got their cut?? Hmmmmm

Buy 1/16 calls and give Santa time to cook

Let him cook….👨🏼‍🍳

How we get AI in a Traeger grill because I need COOK to pamp

Retail should stop buying options for about a month and let these fuckers cook.

67% of people disapprove of handling of economy by mongo. Bulls r cook.

I've never had food delivered to me and it sounds ridiculous, plus expensive. Like how hard is it to cook or just pick it up yourself? Is society doomed?

Who is Tim Cook? Do you mean Tim Apple?

I think I'll just buy aapl. Good ol Tim Cook not spending money on AI and a shitty siri are the play

gonna let QQQ cook a bit before buying the puts this afternoon

Employment numbers are cooked so they don't care. They can always cook the numbers even more and pretend economy is strong.

Why is cvna not a penny stock right now? Everyone know they cook the books

Did they cook the numbers too hard? Initial jobless claim goes up but continuing jobless claims go down? While firms still continue laying off?

god i remember it like it was yesterday. the cold shivers, the dry crackers. at least until they ran out and i had to cook up the leather of my shoes

I don't why you guys aren't using ChatGPT. Because of ChatGPT, I was able to improve my study habits, increase the number of pullups I can do, cook a dinner for a chick I dig, and plan a road trip with my sister. I love how it's all targeted toward zoomers. Let's see ChatGPT solve some real problems... "Hey ChatGPT, how can I divorce my wife without losing my kids and half of my shit?"

Bro tryna cook while he’s set to preheat

MANGO said today: - I heard from Tim Cook the CEO of Apple that it is hard to hire people Bruh

I let my calls cook out of spite.

Cook cook cook da books

ADBE gonna cook me too, huh. Unluck lmao

Alright i made my first boring thetaplay and its already green. Gonna go christmas shopping for the resident mouse and let it cook so i can make a whopping 50 dollars 👍

Jpow about to cook my shit so hard I'm turning religious

$AAPL - APPLE CEO TIM COOK SEEN AT THE US CAPITOL

Hey come on now, being your mums boy toy isnt a bad thing. The worst thing she makes me do is cook breakfast in assless chaps, I can live with that.

LMAO This is brilliant  JPow has a very special version of Numbers on his Mac. Tim Cook installed it personally. 

Let him cook