COOK

JPow about to do the funny and cook all of us bols tomorrow

Cook em less

I wonder what 🐂💩 scheme Open will cook up next to pump the stock? Free warrants worked for 5 min. Calling itself an AI company worked for 10. I trust the ingenuity of this company to manufacture dreams from garbage concepts. So believe it or not, calls.

Canned vegetables are awesome, shelf stable and easy to cook without losing much nutrients

They gonna cook the data

Food isn't bad price right now, provided you're not a moron and can cook a little. They need to teach a high school class on how to grocery shop because God damn there are some dumb mother fuckers out there.

"PPI have been delayed 1 month, because it will take longer than expected to cook those books"

let trump cook nvidia don't disturb orange president with your peasant problems

Nvida back on the market, hopping my spy calls cook tomorrow!!

Next: meal prep, but make it gay. Meal prepping isn’t bland if you season it with personality. Cook big batches of food while blasting queer icons and pretending you’re in a cooking montage. You’ll save money, time, and the temptation to DoorDash a $28 salad.

if you guys like food you should buy CVNA, those guys sure know how to cook!

Hold on. Let NVDA cook

Let it cook 🧑‍🍳

Let him cook

did tim cook announce he was keeping his job or something?

You don’t use spices when you cook salmon?????

I don’t think my banbet is gonna cook :(

So this chick wants me to move in and pay a larger chunk of the rent than her. But she promises to cook often and make the place look nice. Shes gots lots of friends and shit. Do i take the deal? Shes kinda fat.

Can’t the hot neighbor cook?

$AAPL - APPLE'S SENIOR VICE PRESIDENT OF HARDWARE TECHNOLOGIES JOHNY SROUJI RECENTLY TOLD COOK THAT HE IS CONSIDERING LEAVING IN NEAR FUTURE via Walter Bloomberg

They have AI . They cook the books “all in”

So good business for investors? Heard the cook books?

What’s your favorite Michelin star chef? Mine are those who cook the books at CAVA

gotta cook the books to make it a non issue. if market drops 5% on a bad day, ohh well, it went up 20% on faked data

got to cook the numbers. cant be releasing negative information, that will get you fired.

Number r cook

They won’t let the market crash until 2026 so they’ll cook all the numbers this month

They need more time to cook the numbers

They can cook the data and then adjust in January after the rate cut. This is a shakeout. Buy calls 9:45

They're RAW. These numbers are RAW! COOK THEM AGAIN!

Replace Tesla with apple and merge tim cook and Elon.

Replace Tim Cook with Elon and merge Tesla and Apple It’s the catalyst the market needs

I'm a great cook. You will really like my bacon fat chocolate milkshake. We gotta up those numbers girl!

Most of it going to be from September, which will be incomplete, so extra easy to cook numbers that need to be plugged via “extrapolation”

Just cook the inflation numbers tomorrow and we get back to ath

Market has been gayer than Tim Cook lately

Thinking of hiring a nanny. I'm too tired to clean and cook after working my two jobs.

hmm, you'll be surprise how many poor chose to uber eat for convenience when they perfectly can cook the meal themselves. I remember my old college roommate was complaining about living pay check to paycheck. Then it all made perfect sense once you see what he spends on.

Upcoming CEO transition. Think market is betting they put a "AI visionary" at the front instead of another Tim Cook or productivity man. But if they do, expect a lot of short term pressures as perhaps it is time Apple unleashes their cash warchest.

This will dump so hard today. Just let em cook for now.

let COVID cook tbh

Tech bros will deny inflation or the affordability crisis is real. https://i.ibb.co/KpTQ9Tr6/image.png Just throw more infinite debt at AI, let's keep pumping this scam stock market up up up forever. Print $6T last time? Why stop there, rookie numbers let's jack that up to $12T next year. McDonald's now costs even more than a really nice restaurant back then. Don't ever go out anymore, cook all your meals! Be happy you can even do that.

In Cook County, Illinois, they give unconditional $500/month to 3000 households every year.

"Wendy's to close hundreds of U.S. stores as low-income consumers cut back. On a Friday investor call, Ken Cook, Wendy's interim CEO, didn't disclose the exact number or locations of restaurants that it plans to shutter. But he said the Dublin, Ohio-based company is likely to close in the "mid-single digit percentage" of its 6,011 U.S locations, or roughly 300 store closures if it shuts 5% of its existing restaurants." Godspeed to those losing their jobs on here.

nah, let them cook

Hold on now, let him cook

Let me cook

I'm a mixed Mexican- and Japanese- American. I'm a line cook at a Mexican restaurant, a Japanese Restaurant, and a contemporary American Restaurant

or did I cook?

the best way to cook bacon is in the oven. the second best way to cook bacon is in the white house press room