COOK

This time next year saylor will be chief fry cook at McDonald's

I have no problem with Walmart/Sam's Club But I buy everything from Amazon & eat outside at restaurants everyday for convenience I don't really buy groceries or cook food

Cook is my goat

Been using my propane grill in the basement since it’s cold out and I’m not an idiot trying to cook outside. I keep passing out and wake up feeling like I am going to die but the hot dogs I made make me feel better 💯

$COOK 

NVDA would never cook the books for earnings. Except 2003 that was a one time thing stop bringing that up

Tim Cook expected to leave Apple in 1 - 2 years

Futures halted for a bigwig to liquidate & cook the books.

My uncles girlfriend didnt cook the turkey enough, salomenella 🤢🤮

then how will kenny and jamie cook the books?

Ya'll roast, deepfry, or cook your turkey at the CME?

CME OUTAGE IS GOING TO COOK US

History books won’t cook our generation because the next generation will be somehow worse as Americans keep growing up on reactionary rhetoric. Don’t worry we will be referred to as when “times were simpler”

You mean we shouldn't put an idiot, drunk, sex abuser sycophant in charge of the United States military just because he was on Fox News? The history books are going to cook our generation.

Cook or be cooked...

Tim "Huge Anus" Cook

you're suppord to cook it before eating it

it is digital gold though… and it has actual utility with a public ledger, gives full transparency and audit traceability….. Guess you like imaginary paper and money laundering, where anyone can cook books

Would she even be able to cook?

No one's stopping you from buying a turkey and almost burning down your house trying to cook it without drying it out

I expect they would say, Our Saviour JC arranged for our harvest to come to fruition and the Wampanoag not to cook and eat us, and if Pagans want to thank someone else they are more hell bound than they already were Also I am an atheist anglopoor and I am celebrating it because legitimate day drinking

Ask chatgpt how to cook a turkey if you don’t know…any meat gets dry and gross if you can’t cook 😂

Turkey is the most common sandwich 🤷‍♂️ Don’t cook 18lb turkeys because can’t eat 18lbs of turkey alone…super weird thing to say

Vance: "I don't actually know how to cook and season food, and I don't care who knows that I'm simply useless around anything that needs eating"

Bers gonna try cook da trukew some different way

*Hey Apurimac777, how come you don't cook for yourself anymore?* #BRUH HAVE YOU BEEN TO THE GROCERY STORE# 💸💸💸💸💸💸

Pro tip: Cook the Thanksgiving turkey on the grill. It'll cook a little faster and it'll save space in the oven to cook other stuff. Plus: you can buy a huge turkey that doesn't normally fit in the oven. Plus: the turkey will smell like an amazing charcoal smell if you burn those flavored sticks too.

Warm water then chill it ASAP right after in ice water to stop any bacteria.  Cook immediately after.

If you guys made so much money in the stock market, why can't you buy a ready made meal or hire someone to cook it, hmmmmmm 🤔 🫵🤣

Cook it upside down, and it will be the juiciest turkey you've had.

Dear Apple / Tim Cook. At no point will I ever text someone “he'll yeah.” Please fix your autocorrect. I don’t want to short your company. Microsoft has no problem with their Teams changing my misspelled words to something obscene when l'm trying to be professional in the work chat, so please just follow their algorithm.

Brazzers always finds a way to cook during the holidays

You are crazy if you believe that they dont cook every Single report. Trumpstein is King of fraud

Terrible idea, you spatchcock and dry brine the turkey the day before, make the stock from giblets/backbone the day before or morning of. Separate stuffing with the homemade stock comes out better, and turkey doesn’t get overcooked because time to safe temperature is halved by spatchcocking. Cook it on a grill/smoker for extra points of having a free oven.

Can $GOOGL just come out with an official press release saying they are going to cook with TPU. then can see it fly to $4.5T

We're are back to last week point when Fed Lisa Cook said that the stocks are priced too high. It's almost as if she purposefully lied to the public.

It's a shame Dems are forcibly trying to make everyone hate them. First with Epstein and the shutdown that did nothing. And now with Dem Fed Cook, who was mocked multiple times by 🥭, saying last week that stocks are too high so many sold for a lose.

#Thanksgiving dinner recipe for bers: get some ramen, add water, put it into microwave. Cook for 1-2 minutes. Wait for it to cool down. Serve with salt. LMAO🤌🦜⚓🏴‍☠️

Nvida low key stressed $GOOGL about to cook em

can someone get on the fryers and cook up AI slop of Jensen smashing some TPUs

LPT: two small turkeys (one roasted, one deep fried) beats one big turkey. Faster to cook and easier to keep them from being dry.

Trumpstein will cook CPI to -5% tmrw. He will basically say that People are tired of winning. And by People he means barron

What do people with no friends & family, don't know how to cook, and have a lot of money do for Thanksgiving dinner?

Stop shorting. It's really simple. Fed Cook made a mistake last week saying the stock market is too high. The other Fed already called her out on her BS.

I wonder what Fed Cook is thinking seeing the markets today after last week she said that the markets are way too high.

Ber Booty is on the menu Austrailia knows how to cook bushmeat 🫱(‿¤‿)🫲

Told you guys Lisa Cook is just a horrible person. She dumped the market on purpose after the Nvidia earning to screw retail and enrich and MMs. Glad I knew better and held.

So will AAPL dump when Tim Cook steps down? 😔

Steak is better reheated the next day than day of cook

What I don't understand why would Fed Cook come out with such a statement "stocks too high" if she knows a different Fed will pump back the next day. Why be a horrible person to purposefully ruin people's lives.