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CEO tim cook sold aapl shares.. right when it's ready to break out to 260 What's yall thoughts for monday?

This is my job. WSB legit scans news and Twitter faster than I can allowing me to make trades at high velocity so I can lose money and claim capital losses against my fry cook job.

Let him cook

So they cook the books to make employment seem better than it is to make the fed stay higher for longer especially with concerns over inflation from oil?

What the fuck are countries like Qatar gonna do that USA and Israel arent? Cook more air defence stats?

No one actually believes it's cooked. It's a funny joke.. but do you know how many people would have to keep their mouths shut for a conspiracy to happen? It's why there's no such thing in real life. You'd have disgruntled people talking, too many people can not keep a secret without whistle blowers. No cooked numbers. Plus why didn't they cook em last month when they were negative or whatever???

do you know how long they cook that broth bro don't be cheap

Just wanted to thank u/ProudestPeasant - your comment inspired me to make BLTs tonight for dinner and I regret nothing. HOT TIP: slice your tomatoes into a bowl with salt and pepper and a drizzle of balsamic and let them sit while you cook the bacon.

I don’t got any I don’t cook

Hire oil prices will not stop me from ordering Dominos every week. I am an alcoholic. I create lofty meal plans and meal preps and have been lauded over and over for being an exceptional cook. But I get drunk and become too lazy or embittered to cook, and one of my go-tos is always Dominos. They are CONSISTENT, they are AFFORDABLE, and they are GOOD ENOUGH. All I ask for. And I just wanna say, I know oil is going up, so EVERYTHING is going up, and everything is going up BIGLY. In spite of these increased costs, **I WILL NOT STOP DRINKING AND ORDERING DOMINOS**. So long as I still have to live this cursed life, YOU ARE GETTING PAID, LIKE IT OR NOT! When I drink, I *gotta* eat. I love getting a thin and getting freaky with the toppings, even going so far as to venture out beyond red or white sauce (do you know what else is white sauce? CUM!). Otherwise I get a new york there will *always* be onions on it. I'm getting high and drunk rightr now and I'm going to order a fuck ton of dominos. Spinach feta cheesy bread no doubt. God I'm hungry.

how did he say nothing but also cook the market

ah, appeasement. just let em cook. always worked well.

Market got out of bed like a hospice patient to cook their favorite meal, starting to lie back down for the real kahuna

Gotta ask them to cook them extra crispy. Burn em.

Imagine buying Nike because Tim Cook did.

April 10th CPI, how cooked can they cook it?

they’re exhausted. let them cook, damn

Apple CEO and Nike board member Tim Cook purchased 50,000 shares of Nike (NKE) stock at an average price of **$58.97 per share** on December 22, 2025 😦🤌

#🥭 is the Dane Cook of presidents 🤌

real ones know neutral atom is the solution to the context wall and thus autonomous agents. let it cook.

If Baby Genius really wants out of this war, he’s got another issue. Israel. How does he play that. He’s in this as long as long as they want to be. Does he cook up some sudden resentments against Israel? He’s done stuff like that a lot before. The more I think about it…

I went and bought a supermarket pizza cos I didn't wanna cook but I also didn't wanna use a food delivery service where they charge you extortionately I mean, if I'd made money at the markets, I probably would have ordered delivery.

oil prices still going up btw, curious to see what bullshit Trump will cook to try to make it go down

if it's your mom, you offer to cook dinner and do the dishes. if it's your dealer you skip town, change your name, and pick up a new career.

I hope my high school chemistry teacher knows how to cook crystal because I'm about to hit them up on facebook

Shes offered to give me a facial, cook me dinner, give me a full body message and sleep over. Shes also 6'1 and weighs roughly 280 pounds and about 10 years older with an absess where the sun dont shine. So yes my dudes, there is hope, just gotta look a little harder, like in a basement for example.

I cannot get this fucking pos oven at the new house so I can cook a damn Papa Murphy all meat family size. Shit shit shit and shitttttt

Did a 20x in two years and none of my loved ones is impressed Cook them wellington once and they hound your ass every gathering

Zuck cook found out if you are retard in Metaverse you are also retard in reallife

so they can't even cook it properly? we are used to actual = estimated. exactly. this is off by 1K. pathetic.

Having a poutine this weekend. Would love choriquesos but I cant cook for shit

They cook their books and dilute their share holders regularly. Dead company.

Can’t wait to see what kind of retarded, phony news they cook up to pump the market. Or else we down

Michael Burry's sets out all his plays and everyone goes crazy on him, then goes offline I GET IT I also go /mute all in League of Legends when I am like you all noobs stfu and let me cook lmao

Id been worried how id cook without propane, i almost forgot the mailman delivers a huge stack of fuel for the grill on a daily basis

Yeah they should cook stuff up. It would make it real interesting

She will even cook the tendies

Where did all the bots go from December that were spamming every stock sub with their NKE bol manifestos based on Tim Cook buying like a million dollars worth of shares?

My wife is amazing. Works two jobs and still has time to cook and clean while I talk to y'all on wsb and unemployment max

We cook the same I see..

The grocery store just told my wife they had to get rid if the salad bar because they weren’t making enough money from it. The I got to thinking what Tim Cook could do if he went all in to maximize efficiency of a salad bar and reducing waist. I came here because I didn’t know who else to tell.

Kid: “Dad, what’s the stock market?” Dad: “Well, it’s when a Supervisor and a fry cook at Wendy’s get to swap uniforms multiple times a day.” Kid: “That sounds regarded.” Dad: “It is, son. It is.”

2 days ago, baskets go in the dishwasher as they're dishwasher safe and I unplug and give it a wipe down. Gotta do it or else you cook on too much oil and nonsense to the plastics and elements. Becomes grimey that won't come off.

Depends what I cook. Meat products I will place it in the sink RA and soak with dawn. French fries never

Let spy cook. Hit 666 today🙏🙏🙏

I think it's time to hit up my high school chemistry teacher and cook some crystal

I need the taco man to cook up something to pump my bags

that rally tomorrow is going to cook puts, everytime it got this oversold on the daily, we went straight back up

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