COOK

cook, huang, ?, bezo, ?, musk, wsb in vr?

How can I get a job at Wendy’s if I don’t know how to cook

Don. We need a signed China deal with lowered tariffs. NVDA clear to sell chips to China. Cook the books for a rate cut. Hammer down on the QE. We need three more quarters of bull. THE END OF NEXT YEAR IS THE END OF NEXT YEAR’S PROBLEM.

Discount very poor this Black Friday Retail sales gonna suck 🥭 needs more chefs 🧑‍🍳 to cook those holiday retail numbers

Hellllllll no I want a fat cook telling me how to make it

Tell that to Lisa cook

Nah, why cook when its expired?

Cook cooked my calls

fed lisa cook speech at 10:30 spook the market.

"If your enemy is addicted to calls, convince him to take margin. In doing so, his fate as a fry cook is assured." - Sun Tzu

This MF 🥭 doesn't know how to cook the fucking books. He cant help but brag about employment numbers while inflation is also high af. DO YOU WANT A RATE CUT OR NOT

fed lisa cook speech at 10 o'clock spook the interest rate trade. could also be the BOJ hinting at rate hike last night. But market didnt respond until 10:45. so i don't think that was the catalyst base on the timing. most likely the lisa cook speech

more like black swan event imho. fed lisa cook just had to flap her mouth and spook rate cut hope. Completely wipe away all the gain and dip into negative. would it kill them to stop manipulate the market and just keep their speech during the fed meeting instead of sprinkle random opinion at random time.

Cmon powell COOK THE BOOKS PLEASE

They can’t even cook the numbers properly 🤦

Bulls frantically googling “how to cook raccoon for Thanksgiving dinner”

GOOGL GOOG WILL SAVE US ONLY BITCH GREEN WHEN MARKET FIXES WHEN LISA COOK AND FED ARE FIRED. WE WILL RIPPP $330 SOON

WE GOT TRAPPEED BULLS FAKE PUMP EVERYONE WRITE TO YOUR ADMIN AND FIRE THE FED FIRE LISA COOK THE FRAAAAAUD

OK So let me get this straight, today Lisa Cook said "idk guys it's getting kinda frothy out there" and that's why the market tanked 3% in a few hours?

I want to see the WSJ try to explain the reasoning behind this one. They always manage to cook up a “stocks tanks/soar as…” story

the fed just nuked the markets and ironically proved orange man right. lisa cook is the worst. and the timing couldn't be more suspicious. seems totally crooked.

There was no catalyst I see. No I don't buy that Lisa Cook bullshit narrative. "They" SPECIFICALLY waited till $NVDA ER pump to just tank everything.

#😳 markets are indeed fucked > FED’S COOK WARNS OF POSSIBLE MARKET DROP > Fed Governor Lisa Cook warned that high valuations in stocks, corporate bonds, housing, and leveraged loans increase the risk of sharp market declines. > She highlighted liquidity risks tied to hedge funds’ growing role in Treasury markets and said private credit isn’t a stability threat but should be monitored. Cook added that AI could destabilize markets, noting that its impact requires close watch. She did not discuss monetary policy.

lisa cook got her revenge on mango. tanked the market

Fed's cook had puts. lol

i'm not a tin foiler, but honestly, this shit is rigged. the sudden bs narrative that's been btfo by nvda yesterday, on top of just being so superficially stupid (hurr durr, open ai can't just ipo and pick up tons of cash, amirite), and then lisa cook, of all people (eg, fired) crashing the market with a statement that would so obviously tank the market. meanwhile, the fear and greed index has been stuck in exteme fear while the markets are near ath, while 90% of stocks are horribly down.

Jensen and mango couldn’t cook the books enough even for this dogshit scam market

Lisa Cook cooked y'all's calls 🫡

Fed Lisa Cook cooking the market

Cook getting very specific with her use of “increased likelihood of outsized asset price declines”

Lots of data on the 26th. Cook a turkey? 🚫 Cook the books? ✅️

Time to cook

Let them cook 🚀🚀

Let the 🧑‍🍳 cook, I want another Ferrari for Christmas, turn the printer on

😂😂😂😂 why didn’t they just ask chatgpt to cook the numbers to make it less obvious

EPIC Elon totally didn't help Mango cook the books in return for Tesla exemptions. Totally didn't happen. EPIC FRAUD.

Cook those numbers Just a white collar crime 🥭 will pardon you anyway TLDR: 🚀🚀🚀🔥🔥🔥

All the good news are now behind us; we are now on the “cook the books” mode to keep the markets up

Tim Cook is 100% going to be replaced by a black lesbian woman

Bears be sucking on Burry's doodads as they line up to apply for Wendy's line cook positions tomorrow.

Curious how badly they’ll cook the books tomorrow on the job report after sitting on the one from October (and everyone knew it was bad).

That’s less books to cook. W

NVDA calls you gonna cook my boy

You better cook Mr Huang, better cook hard

Perhaps NVDA should just cook the books.. you know.. for the greater good.

You think Tim Cook is a cold mother fucker behind closed doors?

Can't imagine the social interaction between Prince bin Salman and Tim Cook. Tim Cook has absolutely zero personality and might not actually feel emotions, meanwhile MBS plays murder tapes at dinner parties. What do they talk about lol

NVDA is an easy beat they can cook the books if needed

Elon Musk made his first public visit to the White House on Tuesday following a rift earlier this year with President Donald Trump. Musk was invited as a guest for a gala dinner to honor Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, one of many business leaders invited, including Tim Cook, David Ellison, Marc Benioff, Bill Ackman, and Nvidia (NVDA) CEO Jensen Huang. Others in the room included Cristiano Ronaldo and Republican political leaders, including Vice President JD Vance and House Speaker Mike Johnson.

Tim Cook stepping down, bezos announcing his own startup, meta CRO leaving, telecom CEOs stepping down, BB new ceo, Buffett, and Walmart ceo… just off the top of my head Not sure if ever before seen so much c-suite rotation at one time. Feels like some shit is up ngl