COOK

They didn't invite sam Altman to the white house dinner today. You would think with OpenAI putting up 1 trillion of investments they would but only Elon, Tim cook, Jensen, Michael Dell, Lisa Su got invited

since he already pre-announced weeks ago, atp nvda only goes up AH and retains it if jensen has an epic oracle-level earnings/guidance announcement (that's not oracle-level bs). so...trying to imagine what he could possibly cook up.

Did I cook with sofi calls for next week or no🤔

Bought 10k worth of AMZN calls at close did I cook?

“Bubba” is Benjamin Buford Blue, Forrest Gump’s best friend from the Army who dreams of starting a shrimp business. Bubba is the one who teaches Forrest all the different ways to cook shrimp. He also blew Trump.

Diary of a fry cook (Day 256): whenever it feels like the only options are either going to be behind the dumpster or management role. Why does it always end up at the dumpster?

Maybe the government should cook the numbers, unless they are just a buying opportunity.

A wise man once said, cook the man some fookin eggs bitch!

Jensen needs to cook those books harder than Goldilocks

There's absolutely no chance that they cook the books for the jobs reports Thursday. For you to suggest otherwise would be treason.

All these lunatics screaming about bubbles, let my man jensen cook, 56B /qtr on 75% margin. Gotta love how much i can scoop up every week before ER, rinse-repeat.

Jensen about to cook something clever

I don't cook with margin I prefer butter

Yall really think Jensen is not going to cook the book to keep this AI bullshit running? Wallstreet going to load up after Wednesday

NVDA will cook its books and have a slight beat and then the market is toast. GG stupid Bols

META is only down 33.4% from the peak. This piece of shit. Zuck, watch your fking mouth during next earnings report on this bullshit capex/ai spending. Learn to answer the damn question or cook the damn book.

NVDA better cook those numbers real good or else the soup lines will be twice as long this Christmas

I fucking hate news nowadays. Here are 3 recent articles about Apple: >Report: Tim Cook to Step Down as Apple CEO 'as Soon as Next Year' >Tim Cook is going to retire at some point, but probably not next year >Tim Cook Might Not Fully Retire After Stepping Down as Apple CEO — Here's Why

Tim Cook really saw his stock comp projections in 2026 lookin bearish and said nah I’m out 

TIL Tim Cook is 65 years old

Let this man cook

Get some rice and beans and some meat and some canned soup and cook it all down in a crock pot then freeze it then get some tortillas and cheese and reheat that stuff and you can eat for a whole week for like 40 bucks

#guys that cook for themselves are weird. Just throw some deli meat into a pita bread and stop being a bitch

they're getting rid of tim cook thank god

So many CEOs bout to bail for the 2026 crash Tim Cook could step down as Apple CEO ‘as soon as next year’

Lentils are like beans for beginners. If you can't cook beans yet, you can still probably figure out lentils. They're not as good as beans, though. So keep grinding, lentilboys.

Apple intensifies succession planning for CEO Tim Cook, FT reports [https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-intensifies-succession-planning-ceo-033813352.html](https://finance.yahoo.com/news/apple-intensifies-succession-planning-ceo-033813352.html)

Why did I never give Dire Straits a serious listen to? This has to be one of the greatest live rock performances I’ve ever seen. It doesn’t even start to cook until 3:30 in but wow! The tempo changes, seamless mood shifts, crescendos, and absolutely amazing guitar solos. https://youtu.be/8Pa9x9fZBtY?si=Zg5yApUhag5QpBRp

Damn. Tim Cook stepping down next year, possible war with Venezuela, and 🥭 giving blow jobs. This weekend is gonna be fun y'all.

Let Him Cook!

Orange 🍊 releasing changes to tariffs after close to COOK the bears come Monday

If Nvidia misses earnings we're in big 🦤, better cook those numbers real good

jensen better cook those fucking books!!

spy is stuck…. theta going to cook both calls and puts

“US Secretary of Labor: Sept Job Report was collected but not processed. Hoping to release next week” haven’t had time to cook it yet

time to cook some turkey bacon and reflect

Since tendie funds are going to be drying up for some of you, here are the best Chicken thighs you can easily make at home: * Preheat your air fryer to 380F. If you don't have an air fryer, do some introspection. * Hit the chicken thighs with smoked paprika, cayenne, garlic, salt. * Lube the basket with duck fat. * Cook the thighs skin side down for 12 minutes. * Flip em' skin side up and cook for another 10-15 minutes, depending on your risk tolerance. You're welcome.

Watching breaking bad again from start to finish to learn how to cook crystal. I need distribution who down

Donny and the boys better cook that fucking PPI

you guys I didn't really wanna sell my shares for $140 but have decided I wanna sell them for $80 wicked bad DID I COOK?! BUSSIN

SUNDAR PICHAI WILL COOK SAM ALTMAN AND THE INDIAN PERPLEXITY BOZO

They needed time to cook the unemployment numbers before releasing it

Tried to apply to Wendy's but they said they now use AI to take orders and cook.

100% they gonna cook the books when the data comes out and we're gonna shrek up

It’s not surprised, it just knows why there is no data being releases. No time to cook the books!

Jpow a few months ago: labor market strong Now: labor market shows weakness Labor market has been shit for so fucking long but i guess they cant cook the numbers no more

"The Gentleman's time has expired." *Let him cook*

Bynd finnaly cook

When I was younger I worked as a cook in restaurants with several illegal immigrants. Those dudes worked their hands to the bone and it wasn't even their only job. Good dudes. We'd hire American kids out of high school and they were fucking insufferable babies

TSLA is so interesting. We’ve had companies cook the books because they stopped making money and go to zero. TSLA is telling us they’re stopping making money and the stock goes up. Works until it doesn’t, I guess