COOK

CVNA posted record number, lolz? Why they tanking? Market finally figured out they cook their books?

mfer cvna decides to not cook the books the one time i buy calls instead of puts

Now GM laying off, though small compared to UPS and Amazon. They are going to have to cook the fuck out of the unemployment data if they want to keep this fraud shit going for another 6 months.

google will cook jerome powell

Let Jpow cook! Calls tomorrow

Daddy Powell will cook just wait

Cook some ground beef in a pan with your favorite 🌮 seasoning ([I make a ton and store in glass jars](https://i.imgur.com/AUTQr6J.png)) but you can buy it. Nuke some refried beans and spread around on chips. Next the beef and grate cheddar over everything. Nuke briefly until cheese is melted. Put salsa and chopped scallions on top. Tomatoes if you like. Very easy, fast and cheap nachos. Delicious 💋.

Vietnamese takeout or cook at home?

Perma wrong bears now advising us to sell. Next up, your fry cook at Wendy's gives financial advice to Warren Buffett.

No lol, hunter knows how to cook his own shit. Hunter carries a gun. Don Jr would be afraid of his dealer and needs someone to cook his own shit. More likely to accidentally shoot himself with his own gun

You're missing the point. Obviously a rice cooker can cook rice. But that's not advice. If you don't know how to cook rice without one then (1) you should simply admit that (2) you ain't Asian

Does it not cook the rice? Do you cut wood down and build a fire everytime you need to cook meat?

If somebody asks you how to cook rice and your response is "use a rice cooker", I don't care how Asian you are; you're full of shit.

I am going to be wined and dined for business on Monday at some fancy French restaurant. I always check menus ahead of time and ??? What the hell are all those weird little things arranged on the plate with tweezers? I don't recognize any ingredient and I feel ungrateful for being disappointed at $60 a plate. "Elevated" yeah elevate my ass. I got an idea for writing a new cuisine cook book and I'm gonna call it KNOCKED DOWN A PEG EATING Give me your trash recipes 

Entire Genz be like - let him cook, he is cooked etc My Millenial ass wonders - who is gonna put fries in the bag then?

It’s not real meat you didn’t need to cook it

I just don’t understand why the hedgies didn’t let bynd cook for longer, they coulda made so much more

Cook the numbers or be fired 😋

> let's just cook it so everything is coincidentally 0.1% under est. The absolute state

There is not a single alternative universe in which 🥭 will not cook the books

Orange man has ONE job today..cook the books on CPI and lets 🚀

They better cook the fk out of it

They better not cook these cpi numbers

I'm thinking about transitioning careers. Anyone have experience making the jump from fry cook to millionaire insider trader?

COOK THE BOOKS NOW

They can cook up CPI however they want but we all know prices are fucked for middle class and under

aapl buying china tim cook is president of accppl

You ever get tilted by being down so much on irrational moves higher that you say "fuck it im holding this shit it must reverse" but it never does and you cook like an additional 10k for no reason? Yeah me neither

Why is fake meat holding $3??? Get off the grill! My puts need to cook!

🚀🚀 BYND boutta cook harder than a fake burger on a real grill 🌱🔥 diamond hands only 💎🙌 vegan tendies incoming boys LET’S GOOOOOO

I can't help but feel they're gonna try and cook the CPI numbers, but do it in such a way the market reacts "lol, nope, -5%"

Gl gents, cashing out some TSLA puts and cook the bois a decent meal, unless it V tomorrow I'll be back on the socials bitching about shit being rigged

let us cook they said

I think we have some BYND patties rotting in the bottom of our freezer. I’d cook them up for the dog but I don’t want any more vet bills.

The smell is the problem. If you cook the beef with onions in the same pan, it isn’t bad. They had a good concept of a chicken product but botched the texture.

They sold cars to themselves and booked the EV credits. It’s legal to cook the fuck out of books now.

I’ve somehow managed to cook my whole brokerage account. 36k last week and down to 18k this week

Just let them cook

Let this cook a little longer then SPY calls.

Everyone in here will expect TSLA to crash, and 🍉 will flash that twinkling smile, post a meme, and cook the bears.

🥭 been silent today. Something cook I can feel it

I just want a nice condo with a decked out kitchen and two car garage, a brand new BMW 540i, a Korean pilates instructor girlfriend with small perky tits, and a line cook job at a Spanish fine dining restaurant. Is that too much to ask for?

You... normally cook in the sink? This is why I will not eat anything from work carry ins.

what should i get for dinner? Sink is broken right now so can't cook.

Is Clov about to cook?

Ladies and gents currently looking for a house after blowing my port. I can cook, clean, babysit, let you peg me, etc. All I ask is a humble house to stay in

anyone know if a Chuck Pepper steak is a specific cut? I googled it but it's just a recipe. so I assume my super market just cuts up slices of chuck meat and labels it that to be used for said recipe. either way. it was super cheap and a great cook.

NBIS down this bad on a day where QQQ pushed way higher lmfaaooooo. A red day is going to genuinely fucking COOK us

Cook those books, mighty fascist power tesleeee-eeer!

While the internet (aws) is down, it's time to cook some fake meat💚🤍