COOK

It's theta gang week until CPI on Thursday. Cook #'s -> Up Forget to cook #'s cuz literal shitposting ai videos -> Down

I'm about to cook up a beautiful 🤌 pasta penne

I can hardly use other subreddits now. “BeCaUsE iM nEuROdiVerGent WiTh thE tiSm I always…”. Fuck off, you’re reading and typing and clearly ain’t got it all that bad. You’re fucking fine. I know many with the real real tism, that daily in utero Tylenol exposure type shit, and they aren’t communicating a god damn word to no one in any manner. Look at the regards here, some are due to be promoted to line cook soon.

Yesterday my doctor tried to tell me my cholesterol is way too high from all the red meat I eat. I told him Bobby Jr said I should cook my food in beef tallow so it's not that and that he should update himself on the latest medical research. Dude just shook his head and walked out. Nurse came back with a statin script.

Doordash two meals for $23 or go out and get groceries to cook?

Hoping my 10/24 gold calls cook

Haha yeah it’s crazy. I go to Kroger thinking I’ll cook at home to be healthier and save money. Next thing I know dinner is $40 for 2 people and I may as well have just fucking ordered something. Granted that’ll be like 4-5 portions. But, I’m fat so you get it

Can’t cook don’t care

Ima cook the bers by buying puts tomorrow

HSBC gives NVDA a 300 PT and my calls didn't cook

Dont cook my golden goose with SPY the vegetable oil! Soy beans 🫘 !!

Companies should just cook the books like Enron. It's like having infinite money.

Ive lost 4 k and its a big amount of my porfotlio now im at 6 k left. Whats the fastest and best way to get back to 10 k? If you want cook me man serioulsy looking for legit advice

#ARE WE FUCKING SERIOUS? I WAS ABLE TO COOK A STEAK AND FRIES, LMAO. 🤌

$AAPL - CHINA COMMERCE MINISTER MET WITH APPLE'S TIM COOK - CHINESE COMMERCE MINISTRY WHAT IS TIM COOK COOKING

No you have to cook it at home after you buy it

Joke is on you china, i cook with motor oil. Clean stuff off the shelf....im not an animal.

Stocks want to cook but we ain’t got no cookin oil

HOW WILL WE COOK WITHOUT OUR PRECIOUS OILS

Why shutdown when you can cook the books even more

No cooking oil, we use spit to cook bers.

LAES cook more pls

do americans really use that much oil to cook?

theta beta boys better step back, calls are gonna cook today🙂‍↕️

WSB fry cook positions in jeopardy after news of cooking oil embargo

ADM working on "insect oil" (=crushed poop flies larvae) 🥭's ego gonna make us cook our food in maggots juice

Imagine having to pick up extra shifts as a fry cook at Wendy's after getting your portfolio blown up by the great cooking oil war of 2025. Winning.

Puts on Wendy’s the fries ain’t going to cook themselves

Someone just tell 🥭 that Lisa Cook is the CEO of cooking oil and will make a fortune if we stop buying it from China, he'll reverse course by brunchtime

Andrus Jeremy bought $1 million worth of $COOK. He knew

I can’t believe COOKING OIL might cook my calls

Oil? Who said anything about oil? Bitch, you cook in’? Oil?

APPLD about to cook tomorrow 🚀🚀

Elect a temporary McDonald’s cook expect a cooking oil dispute?

Bought 1K shares of $COOK. 10x by tomorrow morning with oil or no oil

How will Trump cook his TACOs without cooking oil?

So … I’m I good or what ? Theta is guna cook me

$COOK 🚀🌝

Soybeans costed me 80k, and I don’t even cook.

Ber cook bull with cooking oil

We can all cook with butter. It should be fine.

Real men cook with butter 

Make America Cook Again

Just let him cook

How else are they supposed to cook their books?

WE WILL COOK IN OUR OWN OIL

I COOK MY BOL WITH AVOCADO OIL

DANG, LET RUSSELL COOK

They are gonna cook those numbers sooooo good

Let me cook mommy!!!