COOK

How cook am I with my USO calls ?

did Trump and Putin cook this war up in order to pressure China?

I hate to cook myself, but I’m doubled up on calls. This looks like we hit the bottom to me. I expect a gap up on Monday

Wife wants a third kid 👶  I’m trying to lose enough money this month so I can cook the household budget and show her we can’t afford one 😎 But I might have overdone it this week 🧐

BREAKING NEWS: Trump just tweeted, he has many options, markets need to relax and states, “let me cook”. Markets rally

Secretary of War said that we all need to chill out and he got this. Stated, “let me cook”. Markets rallied

Can't cook what you don't control. Iran be like *Look at me....* *I am the Oil price now!!!*

Godamnit Fred, you forgot to cook the last number!

They forgot to cook oil price tho

No one cares about data for feb they care about data for march, just kidding they will try to cook that too

Bears been eatin blueberries and gettin fat. Time for Bulls to go hunting and cook us up some nice BLUEBERRY BEAR MEAT.

Crude oil is already adulterated, when they cook it up its called 'oil blue' and its 98% pure.

They didn't even try to cook the books this morning. Just said yeah, copy exactly what Wall St projects for the inflation numbers down to the decimal

Dane cook only got ostracized because Joe Rogan was jealous he was 6 feet and Joe is only 5’4

Skrillex was kinda the pop-dubstep guy even back then. He wasn’t super popular among people who actually listened to the genre. He’s like the Ed Sheeran of dubstep. Dane Cook was a good comparison.

Skrillex was so embarrassing for everyone involved.  Like, Dane Cook levels of embarrassment 

Oh god. GDP revision, PCE, consumer sentiment and job openings tomorrow. They better be hiring Gordon Ramsay to cook these or else we're gonna be at sub-650 for Friday the 13th

AyatollahGPT is going to cook 🥭. Calls

Tim cook hasn't been cooking at all lately. :(

When is the next cpi will be fucked. If they cook the books and say no inflation then like chinese numbers, no one would believe american numbers ever again

ayatollah coming to cook PLTR

Anytime I try to immediately fight the trend it fails.  Usually lot the pot cook a week.

no no boys. let him cook. he may be onto something

Are they going to cook tomorrow's trade deficit numbers like todays CPI? The pedo really cares about the trade deficit

Good earnings good cpi and we aren’t pumping…. Bers might cook

\-what should we type for cpi numbers? \-idk, just cook something where they lose all their money in the market whether they have puts or calls \-Say no more fam.

Nah let ‘em cook!

Can’t cook the numbers without oil I guess

"how should we cook the numbers this time sir?" "just give em what they want" "you got it boss"

🥭 Forgot to cook the job numbers and they were served raw. Will he remember to cook the CPI numbers? 🤔

Cook the damn CPI data don't let us down POTUS

Better cook those fuckin books Donnie

Cook, no burn, cpi tomorrow so I can exit this circus market please 🙏

You're right, he sure did cook those books

Cook

Can oracle cook the books with their Michelin star finance chefs?

Qqq touching red was my bet. Won a few steak dinners tonight... an hour ago I would have to cook 1000 steak dinners for u regards at Wendy's 🥰

There's no shot they didn't cook the absolute shit out of CPI in combo with the bad jobs numbers get a rate cut guaranteed. (I have calls)

Cpi gon cook everyone 

At 27 years old I was full of energy and could run marathons, lift weights and did amazing hobbies. At nearly 35, I feel the middle aged energy slump and do little hobbies now. Just doing life of work, home, cook, read, walk etc. Feel like I've aged 15years in 7

Why spinach so tiny after cook. Why it do that. Not nice spinach not nice This has been a cashflow spinach update

All these insightful comments have lead me to the decision to cook drummies...

Will my 666 puts cook?

NVDA sellers need to chill for a minute let her cook

Aren't all unemployed people, by definition, self employed ? Call the white house, I got a new recipe to cook them numbers

Bros im so scared of Bessent announcing US intervention of oil futures. R they gonna cook my USO calls? Maybe they wont be able to intervene during normal market hour but holding call overnight is no sleeper level anxiety

I got VIX 21p x75. And MSFT 425c x 14 Both expire on mar 18 Is me cook?

Administration got busy with Iran war that they forgot to cook the job numbers. Priorities people

if there are only ten THAAD systems why are they letting Iran cook half of them lmao

One time I buy calls overnight and they didn’t cook the job numbers.