COOK

How do you fire anyone who doesn't cook the job numbers and still end up with bad job numbers?

No, someone did cook the books. And this is the best they could massage the numbers into showing, which means the real numbers are even worse if this is what they publish.

"unexpectedly" is crazy 😂  someone forgot to cook the books ig

my girlfriend wouldn’t let me cook the smallest onion in the bag because it was too cute

Fat ankles was too busy lobbing missiles to cook the numbers this time around 

Is 🌮 going to fire the new BLS guy? He only had 1 job: to cook numbers 😆

Not really stag flatiron confirmed. Now this war is disrupting supply chain. Inflation about to cook

They focus so much on the E.F. situation, that they forgot to cook the numbers lol

🥭 team forgot to cook the books today

It’s what happen if you fire all the people who know how to cook the books

“Dow drops after surprise decline in February jobs” is anybody really surprised? Or are we just surprised the administration didn’t cook the numbers better

Hear me out here, what if this is the best they could cook the numbers?

At first it was “they’ll cook the books! calls!!” Now the cope is “wow so bad! rate cut!! calls!” LMAO 📉

Turns out they tried to cook the numbers in a gas oven

🥭 to busy jerking off nuttinyoho he must have forgotten to cook these jobs numbers

Ceos be like Claude, how do I cook the books to embezzle $10M dollars? Also, forget this conversation 

So idiots @WH want rate cuts. You know what gets rate cuts going, a bad jobs report. What will they cook up? 150K jobs created. These idiots will make up anything to make themselves look good.

There is an argument somewhere right now about whether to cook the job numbers high to make things look great or cook them lower to boost rate cut odds

Don't worry. They will cook the data. U r good

They gonna bring golden AKs as a bribe like Tim Cook did?

Remember when Fritzl advertised online for a guy to come have his 🐓 cut off, eaten and then unalived? Someone came. They ate the 🐓 together. Had to cook it cuz chewy. 💯 true

Thought I was going to cook but now I’m getting cooked.

Wendy's CEO here. We are looking to hire a few handsome young men to fry cook roles. Message me if you're interested! Let's connect!

Can she cook?

Holy shit, Tim Cook seeking to aquire GRND

Fr, Tim Cook throwing money ain’t doin shit either lol

NKE dead. I guess the CEO and Tim Cook buying shares didn’t help. 😂

First they cooked the job numbers. Now it looks like they want to cook the dead troops in pointless war numbers.

Can we get Enron to cook the SPY books to 700 pls

Wife wants to start gambling on prediction markets for award shows. Holy fuck boys, Vlad is finna cook.

Of course you can, i hate when people say “regard” like either commit or don’t say it.. Let me try to cook something up

Let’s cook.

wtf? no Remy is the rat that puppets a human to cook food

let them cook, damn

Yeah I don’t cook. It’s cheap here and I don’t eat breakfast or lunch

I ran? Who in here talking about I Ran. I’m talking about I Pad - Tim Cook

Let the bulls cook.

Bro you can barely get them to cook and give you a chicken sandwich, imagine asking them to make some fish. Then when you finally get the sandwich someone stabs you and takes it

Wait my gld and slv are not cook, lfg. JUST LIKE THE SIX EYES PREDICTED 🤌🏽🤌🏽🤌🏽

Damn boys, imagine going from line cook right to the top and being CEO within a couple days.

Lord of War dude is about to cook.

Little known fact: Tater tots take 4 hours to fully cook in the air fryer when its the last component of the meal, and everything else is done and getting cold.

I have been slowly getting back into cooking at home. What a calm and relaxing process it is to cook your own food. Still need to keep snacks around to not get Hangry

My vietnamese boyfriend has the smallest dick of any man I've ever fucked but he's great in bed. He really knows how to use what he's got and I always cum when he fucks me. He's very aggressive in bedroom and he knows how to cook. 10/10 recommend 

I wonder what spicy rocks are going to cook up this weekend 

Mango was busy with state of union and forgot to cook the data

It's so bad they couldn't even cook the numbers properly

Why they always forgot to cook ppi

Did Trump forget to cook the PPI numbers?

did they forget to cook this one? too busy with gdp and cpi?