COOK

Gotta give some time for 🥭 to cook something up

🥭 is definitely gonna cook something up

they gonna pump to cook the bers, then dump it next week. That's unluck sirs.

Did they forget to cook the numbers? Lol

They couldn't even cook the numbers enough to make it look ok.

This was the best gdp they could cook up? Oh boy

Dang they didn’t even have the audacity to cook the GDP numbers?

Turns out these retards who replaced the statistics experts misinterpreted the command, "cook those books!" and instead put them in the oven at 550F and incinerated them.

Why is the government releasing bad numbers They were supposed to cook the books

JESSIE, LET'S COOK THE NUMBERS

!banbet Well, I thought they’d cook GDP better.

You know they tried to cook that number as much as possible. We’re very much fucked

OMG! TACO forgot to cook the PCE lol

Guess they forgot to cook the GDP

Somebody forgot to cook 👨‍🍳

🥭 cant cook pce because he doesnt know it exists

They forgot to cook the numbers. Someone is in hot waters 

“I wouldn’t have had to cook these numbers so much if it weren’t for those meddling democrats and their dog too!”

They switched their grill to McDonald’s style clam shell grills. They can cook any steak to any temp in 4 minutes. They then have a small open flame grill to quick add char marks. Basically everything else including the “steamed” lobster tail is microwaved. They deserve to go bankrupt

These fuckers don’t know how to cook that books. You come out with 2.5% GDP, everyone believes it, and life goes on. The idiots will put 5% out there to please ego

Hes gonna cook the shit out of GDP isnt he?

Holding 14 call contracts on nvidia wish me the best ttttt dosent cook me and instead cooks the market up and the economic news tmmr

Just bought CVNA 312P expiring next friday without looking at the spread. Am i cook chat

now dump to 679 for a nice little entry for tomorrow's call you know they are gonna cook the GPD

so every company just needs to cook their books like CVNA did?

BULL pushed out its Earnings till March 4. Gotta give 'em a little more time to cook the books!

Look deeper into the founders parents and the money circle they do to cook books.

“I don’t really cook anymore. I’m 5 minutes from everything lol”. -girl with fake titties. 🚩

Everyone is laughing at CVNA for trying to cook their earnings so much it was too obvious, but they are probably holding dozens of companies that are just better at cooking the books.

Carvana during earnings call: "we will continue to cook our books to make our numbers look great." Stock shreks up 50%.

pressured to not cook their books after the recent big short report

They did cook the books look at the eps beat. Market doesn’t believe it

Idk bout that, facing law suits about fraudulent activity that’s why they didn’t cook the books This time. Once more people catch wind of The law suit it’s gonna drop

I was debating on last minute contract just yolo 500$ and see what happens But then I thought they probably will cook books again surprise they didn’t rip potential 2,000$

Uh, why didn’t I buy CVNA puts? Ik they’re a shit company but afraid they’d cook the books

Oh I see CVNA didn't cook the books this quarter...

let him cook

Gonna need the market to cook something up tomorrow

LET TIM COOK !!!

the power of timmy cook compells you

LET. TIM. COOK.

If you're hella rich idk why you would eat this garbage the way 🥭 loves McDonald's. Organic food taste so much better. You could hire a high class chef from every major ethnicity to cook every cuisine using imported high quality ingredients and never get bored of eating something new.

#CAP BET RIZZ COOK FINNA MID FR LOWKEY lmaooo GEN Zers are the so low IQ LMAO.

Any advice for my friend? He was about to cook raw chicken but it dropped and accidentally slap and stick on to his dick without him knowing for a minute, it also didn’t help that he was he was naked circumcised After he took it away it started to get swollen, is this normal and should he see the doctor?

MU and SNDK 👀 # > **Rampant AI Demand for Memory is Fueling a Growing Chip Crisis** > > (Bloomberg) –– A growing procession of tech industry leaders including Elon Musk and Tim Cook are warning about a global crisis in the making: A shortage of memory chips is beginning to hammer profits, derail corporate plans and inflate price tags on everything from laptops and smartphones to automobiles and data centers — and the crunch is only going to get worse.

i still have googl calls that expire march 6 am i cook LOL

The trick is to celebrate V Day on a different day when they don't gouge you or it's impossible to get a reservation. Or even better, be a gigachad and cook her something amazing.

What should I cook for my wife and her boyfriend tonight?

I think this is why I still like Apple. Tim Cook is just going to let everyone else blow money on AI research, and bet on his favorite horse.