COOK

I think this is why I still like Apple. Tim Cook is just going to let everyone else blow money on AI research, and bet on his favorite horse.

If you don’t cook at home for most of your meals both your body and wallet are being destroyed

I do not give a shit about illegal Mexicans being here, man. They cook well and fix my tires good and put roofs on for cheap. Fuckin build em a statue.

Ber is cook

Your 5 minute window to cash out is over 🐻.  Back to the fry cook line you go 

We all know cpi numbers are fake but i dint expect them to cook it this hard lol, was expecting meeting expectations

Jobs numbers and inflation are ok! What gives!? Did no one see the revision number for jobs in 2025? -826k I believe? Cook. Cook. Whip. Whip. Chop. Chop. Oh!

Damn do I love cooked numbers. LET THEM COOK

Now I just need them to cook the market too, but in a "my steak is too buttery" good way instead of the burnt and inedible way

LET EM COOK 👨‍🍳

2.4. They didn’t cook the books enough but we will take it

\> 🥭 cooks CPI => market dumps due to fake CPI causing more uncertainty \>🥭 does not cook CPI => market dumps duet to bad CPI numbers bols have no winning move lmao

It's like they can't make up their mind what number to cook to best serve their purposes lmao

Please Mango, cook the CPI

They always cook . Higher inflation would mean they need to pay higher social security. Just a matter of hope much can they cook and for how long

Do you really think that the admin that hid data a few months ago because of how tragic it was won't cook CPI today? We ARE going to pump

We already know they cook the CPI numbers so why would anyone bet against this?

We ALL know crooks gonna cook CPI number; continue to short SLV around 70.1 There is NO inflation, officially.

I wonder how they will cook Cpy, black and blue, medium rare or the classic raw?

mass panic on wsb? i'm bullish as fuck, trump is gonna cook those CPI numbers

If this admin can’t cook the data and cpi is hot… today is the day investors finally realize interest rates can only go up

I feel like cpi will come in cool because I think they will cook the data. But what if they don’t cook the data and we do another 2% down today. I’ll be cooked fr

Please donnie cook CPI data to 2%.

I need them to cook the CPI numbers ONE MORE TIME TOMORROW

My favorite thing about CPI is they don’t even try to hide they cook it. They literally just remove the sectors/products experiencing the highest shift at that time.

I feel like spy will open up bigly after they cook the numbers, but will trend down the rest of the day/be flat

do Americans not cook any of their own food?

Yes a scam the cook and servers should work for free

cooking numbers is an art. cook it too much or too less, market drops cook it just right, market rips

Come to Burger King and I will personally cook you some fries

Nobody grew up with intentions of being a cook, stock trader, cleaner, cashier or security guard, we all had big dreams but life happened. Respect other peoples jobs

Let’s see them cook some fake deflation now 😵‍💫

But you know they’ll cook it to be -100% and the market wont believe it so yea you’ll lose both ways cuz they already decided to dump regardless of results.

*it’s the way that hair net kinda covered up her ear* *had me askin’ why the* **fuck** *she was even workin’ here* *but next time I get hungry* *i’ma drive to Pasadena* *’Cuz I just gotta see her* *Mi linda cucina* Bro says “my beautiful kitchen” instead of what I assume was meant to be “my beautiful cook” at the end their but “cocinera” wouldn’t rhyme and i guess you do what you gotta do MSFT is a stupid obvious buy at this price. Short dated options will cuck you. Buy leaps or shares. Shit could go lower in the short term. Honestly, all of this bullshit is pretty normal. If I had a 10 bagger for every time we almost invaded Iran and the market freaked out about it, I’d be a billionaire. Shit ain’t gonna be WW3, Russia does not care that much. No mutual defense or security guarantees in their treaty. Now, a boots on the ground invasion of Iran, idk. Honestly my worry there is more credit downgrades for the U.S. because a major war would be expected to balloon our deficit. Iran’s big and its geography is fucked. Would be way worse than Afghanistan/Iraq. But fuck all of that. The only concerning thing is gold, the USD, and this vague sense that everyone is looking to cut us out because we’re talking shit and renegotiating constantly.

TACO better go in the kitchen and cook the CPI for tomorrow! 😂

Do you guys think Tim Cook will read my hate mail I’m going to now send him every day

Win by nationalism. Pardon the prisoners and let them work for you. Cook the job numbers by expanding “social assistance”. Blame foreigners on all the problems. Provoke war. Yea we’re there boys. I think calls

PSA - tomorrow is Valentine’s Day. If you haven’t booked a dinner reservation yet it’s too late. Cook something nice

They are gonna cook CPI numbers tomorrow and pump SPY to 690

He has to cook them.. right??

Why tim cook seppuku

🥭 better cook good because this market sucks balls

I used to work as a fry cook at Wendy’s, do you think I have enough experience to be a professional equities analyst

I need to cook for my wife and her boyfriend tonight. She said he made a lot of money on SNDK, so they’re celebrating. I’ll leave the house once I’m done cooking because she said they’ll be working on stock investment ideas and don’t want any distractions. I’ll let you guys know what they decide to buy once I get home tomorrow.

I see they forgot to cook the books hard enough today

Why can't SMCI cook the books again to make it look like they are doing well, i just need a 100% pump to $60 and im out

I trust the chefs. They cook the best numbers

maybe they cook us up a double pump 😮‍💨

They gonna cook the numbers which means great numbers

God, i dont want to go back to being a fry cook. I just moved to drive thru