COOK

Cannabliss … smoke, cook and chill

if they cook the books again to make it look good. then maybe we got a shot at 500

DJT cant even cook the books correctly. Strong jobs report means less rate cuts lol

Russell falling 2.5% in an hour because they continue to cook the books

Thank you Tim cook. You can rest now. I will see you in Valhalla.

This administration is so god damn incompetent, they can't cook the numbers right smh

cant cook the numbers too hard if you want rate cuts

does the orange man realize if they cook the numbers too hard the fed wont cut rates

CPI matters more, I think orange is going to cook those down. GOLDILOCKS ZONE babay

I wanted my numbers medium well and you burnt them. Jfc, these people can’t cook numbers

They're gonna cook the CPI too lol

Why cook jobs numbers if you want lower interest rates?

Let em cook

You all forgot who owns the department and the cook behind the Numbers

Nice cook 🤣

I’m not a cook, I’m a “sandwich artist”

Who cares, we make money off those reports so let them cook. Leave the economy problems to future generations.

I’ll check back in an hour, even Chef Boyardee can’t cook the books this well

I bet they cook the books to make the jobs fine

They’re gonna cook the books so hard, spin a rhetoric that AI is increasing jobs and pump SPY to 710

who would have thought they would cook them job data

how far are they gonna cook the numbers today?

The whole HIMS situation reminds me of that moment in Breaking Bad where Mike angrily tells Walter that he had it all, just needed to shut up and cook instead of trying to be the main man. Similar situation, HIMS had NVO partnership and if they just stuck to that would have been fine but instead decided they are better than pharm and fucked it all up.

Stop selling off SPY. MSFT wants to cook, let em’ cook.

Hope they cook them jobs numbers real good

Who thinks trump will cook the jobs report Tomm and Thursday and make it lower than it really is to make the fed cut

Let's cook, MSFT 🚀

How do I set up multiple businesses that all place orders from each other to cook my books like the tech companies are doing with AI?

Let him cook

It's just a big bowl that you can fit more crisps/cereal in right? I don't get the hype either. We have some quite big bowls in the cupboard too. Never once have we had a half time show when we used them. Definitely didn't cook any bad bunnies either.

Reuters headline: White House sets lower job growth expectations; Fed grapples with same issues. Delayed job report to cook it, but instead burnt it.

Still confident in these weekly puts. Unless they cook the books, which they might, economic data this week should be rouuuuugh

let him cook

Wonder which way they are going to cook the inflation numbers

Yup Reddit tank like you always do let my puts cook

I got 3k to cook up today, what we doing here

Cignetti would cook these fools

Picture this- You and your wife planned a Super Bowl party weeks ago (while you were flush and chipper). Then this past Thursday you bought puts, thinking the market was crashing FR. Now it's the big game day and your wife has been on your ass all day about cleaning and helping her cook. Now, you have family and friends showing up at your house, and you have to paint a smile on your face like everything is fine. Later, your cousin Tommy (who has a better job than you and a hotter wife) can be overheard telling your Dad, brother and other cousins that he loaded up on RDDT and AMZN calls on Friday. Meanwhile, as standing in the kitchen doing bitch work and angerly overhearing this, your aunt Jenny is repeatedly insisting that you try her spinach dip

Let him cook fam

My wife's boyfriend is coming over for dinner. What should I cook for him?

fuck yeah!! tim cook is performing the super bowl half time show. as an apple investor I am super happy. * i saw a twitter post and i have brain rot so i refuse to acknowledge any counter points

Good dip recipe for da super bowl. Cook some ground beef Melt velveeta cheese in a crock pot or other container Add rotel Add cooked ground beef

cook a 4 course dinner at home

Cook them to soften them a bit. And see a doctor, spinach shouldn't give you turbo shits...

You guys think it's maybe a coincidence he posted that video making fun on Black people yesterday in response because Fed Lisa Cook who is also black made a comment saying that inflation is too high, causing yesterday's market crash. That it was a signal to his followers that it's a good time to buy.

Saw the news, JESUS FUCK, who though it was good idea to cook pills in an RV and sell them officially?

Fucking acceptable til she took the dogs. Toke to hire a hitman, or over cook her tendies when you serve her in a Wendy’s

Cook those bers

Spy is about to cook my ass

They have to cook all of the puts bought eod yesterday.