CORN

everything is drilling from precious metals to corn to tech stocks on no news

I’ll take my AI loss happily as long as corn goes below 80k

so eveerything red? stocks? metals? corn?

Puts or calls on MSTR?!? Wow.. corn needs some water today.. wilting.. wilting.. well.. hopefully their real business of cloud computing is profitable.

Corn dragging everything down.

Corn absolutely obliterated

Corn 🌽 bros watching from the sidelines heartbroken and dead broke lol

Corn meming 69,420 https://x.com/i/status/2016865135978065981

I thought the top was in on butt corn at $7k

Sorry corn bros, the world has spoken, and magic internet money aint a commodity.  

slv is the new bitcoin (gld above corn) unreal volatlity

Shiny metal mania is bringing back memories of corn mania No target seemed enough Everything felt logical Till the music stopped

The trick about buying corn is every 4 years you have to convince yourself that its not dead and thats the  hardest part cuz when corn is at 45k in November each fiber of your being will be screaming to leave that shit alone 

the entire market cap of corn flowed into gold in ONE DAY today and you're talking puts, lmao

shiny metals are the new corn

Going to be a lot of sad people when corn hits 10k again Except me, trolling in all the corn subs.

So let me get this straight. Burry is anti-corn and anti-tech, but all-ins on Gamestop that buys corn

"Corn will be the new gold" mfers in shambles

“Gold added more value today than the entire market cap of corn” -Peter Schiff (just now on youtube live)

Would your GF prefer to be bought corn or gold? There's your market

Corn has zero use in the real world. Bitcoin and fartcoin are the exact same in my book

gld is the new corn

corn holders saying gold is temporary, but what if gold moves because corn is temporary?

Why do all corn regards think they’re so intelligent? Lmao

time to rotate into the safety of deep OTM TSLER and Corn calls

How is gold moving like this?? Corn type of numbers

People are saying after his tenure is up Jerome plans to open a distillery offering an 18yo aged bourbon called Federal Reserve. Their dual mandate will be at least 51% corn grains and aging in charred oak barrels.

Corn pumped and dumped twice in one day. And there’s clowns still buying in that trash lol

Corn bros crying watching rocks blast off

The year is 2033. You just traded your last 100,000 Dog coin for a can of expired walmart baked beans. SPY is pegged to 1 corn coin. The T-Virus of '31 completely wiped your portfolio. Your supply of butt paper aka USD is dwindling. You smile. You know that your TSLA shares are going to get you off of earth and onto Mechalon's Mars.

HOOD BAGHOLERS ASSEMBLE SPY RED HOOD RED SPY GREEN HOOD RED CORN RED HOOD RED CORN GREEN HOOD RED YOUR NEW SHY CFO WILL SHIT THE BED guess you're happy you'll be able to average down at 80, then 60?

LMAO AT CORN

Took half the night for corn to pump 1% and 10 minutes to erase half of gainz

Corn looks awful bearish

the penguin marches *FOR THE CORN*🫴🌽

Are we switching to corn now?? I didn’t get the memo…

Corn nowhere to be seen

Corn is coming to the party 🌽 🚀

No, physical corn Read about it

I’m sorry, decouple from corn? Am I just an idiot? Or are you being serious. I assume you mean bitcoin.

Well it looks like corn finally did something

Yeah someone on X always said corn to 250k

Oil corn 

Gold is the new corn. Or was it the other way around 🤔 Anyway the reratings after ER of miners and streamers are gonna be epic !

Orgy corn roll fuks?

That's Idahoans, Iowa is corn dumbass

corn vibes immaculate right now

Maybe they told him corn is not doing well and he went to Iowa but someone forgot to tell em corn is shitcoins... 🤔 😂

Corn and soy mostly

When corn is more stable than USD