CORN

Well, in theory, corn would be worth more, so…

holy corn is about to blow up I've seen this shit before

Michael "The Retard" Sailor Moon, single handedly propping up the corn market

Corn cant go down, saylor moon is scooping up all of it

LMAO BOOM back to neutral. Even corn sitting at the stable price for DEC 2026 perpetuals. I know I am screaming this to the fucking short bus, but holy shit, literally the underlying concept of what an investment into a security is has been rewritten in front of us by derivatization. And I don't mean tinfoil hat on, "they" or "MM" have come to manipulate you. This does not require malice, it does not require coordination. Simply, a security is no longer priced by its future performance or earnings. Thats so pre-2020. It just isn't that anymore, that isn't the pricing model, just almost unrelated to the flow of money. And flow of money determines what the market does. If you want to imagine what this looks like in something physical, imagine sports betting on a game, and suddenly the players like blink across the field, or scores change, and just random shit starts happening in the game and the reason is "because the bets have changed". You;'d think "wtf this shit is backwards game should happen and that should impact bets". That is what we have done to the markets in general with rampant derivitization .

Jane Street is a corn exchange now???

derivative markets are worth more than the underlying markets. derivative markets price the spot now. I've tried before with math and technical jargon. I will now try at crayon level. "The thing worth more decides price more than the thing worth less". Even you little corn. We all at the mercy of the math nerds.

Corn bears hold m dick

rotation from metals to corn is here finally

JUST-IN : Corn hit the historifically significant price of 69,420.

SQUEEZE dem corn shorts

Corn is the modern soybean

Too bad CORN isn't in SPY, then we would be green AF.

corn still erect

why corn mooning??

Can corn reach 70k today?

corn pricemogging shiny rocks makes sense doh

corn to the moon

Woah corn calm down. Saylor can only get so hard.

Corn bers were acting so smart yesterday predicting usual 🌽 sell-off at open.

Corn is back on the menu!

That corn candle

"Maybe BTC is basing at $65" - Cramer Later Corn nerds. you deserve this.

shit corn about to fall

corn somehow green while nasdaq taking a fat shit what type of sorcery is this

why shit corn green....lol they could just EMP the middle east and fry all the electric..game over

Corn going for 6 monthly red candles in a row

Holy corn pump

Corn green. And futures V-ing. Bers-R-Ghey.

Hmmm... Corn green

Who just spendt a lot of money pumlong futures and corn? before overnight trading

I kind of expected corn to drop...

Bulls really thought corn being flat meant anything

Corn 🌽 flat.

Corn futures +1% [https://www.investing.com/commodities/us-corn](https://www.investing.com/commodities/us-corn)

Who wants to buy corn or beans right now, open the real casino

Corn lol

Corn is dumb. Who wants to tie up money in that shit in hopes that someone wants to pay more for it. Big players weren't gonna tie up capital forever.

The liquidity in corn seems very thin. There is no will to pump.

corn pop recovering

Corn pricing in world peace

OMG, corn is back to 65k, now the sky has fallen.

Corn staging a comeback. Green as fuck tomorrow.

So calls on (pop)corn.

Yep, definitely a middle finger chart pattern on corn. All the Dubai crypto bros scarping up cash to flee.

wtf is corn

Corn catching up to the reality that this might not be over just because you kill one 86 year old dude

If a direct war against Iran is not able to revive corn, 60k will not be the bottom. The bottom will be very far away.

Corn just puked again. Six hours until futes 🍿

Corn really just said “damp it”